NiBirSS:DNAHNM Epilogue2 Updated

NiBir SS: Destiny ne aise hi nahi milaya

Prologue

At one night

Kabir: ek baat puchu ?
Nisha: jese mai mana kar dungi to nahi puchega
Kabir makes an annoyed face
Nisha: puch ab bandar jesa chehra kyu bana rahaa?
Kabir: fine bandariya!
Nisha: tu kauwa !
Kabir: tu tu
Nisha: bhaad me ja tu! mai ja ri!
Kabir: fine bhaad me milte h
Nisha: you!
Kabir: what ?!
Nisha: argh!
Kabir follows her
Nisha(threatens): police ko phone ghumaungi na to samaj aa jaegi sab
Kabir: lagaa na!mene kab roka ?
Nisha: ab to lagaaungi!
Kabir: chod denge vo tujhe tere ghar pe
Nisha stops listening his words.
Kabir: ruk kyu gyi? Lagaa!
Nisha(points finger at him): dare not s...
Kabir (cuts her off ):I was just simply asking you, you were only daring!
Nisha(irritated): kitni bakwaas karta hai yar tu!
Kabir: janamsiddh adhikar hai mera
Nisha: kya?
Kabir: fundamental right
Nisha: whatever !!!
Kabir: ja kaha rahi hai?
Nisha: bhaad me
Kabir: chalo phir mai b chalta hu tere saath
Nisha: tu pagal h poora
Kabir: tujse kam
Nisha: tu phir chalu ho gaya
Kabir: mai to humesha se hi chalu tha tere hi pair me chot lagi thi
Nisha: hey Bhagwaan kyu mili me isse??
Kabir(smiling): whatever happens, happens for good
Nisha: tu aur good? antonyms !
Kabir: ja kaha rahe hai hum?
Nisha: oh hello!mai ja rahi hu tu picha kar raha mera
Kabir: mai tera picha? come on! itne bure din bhi nahi aye mere
Nisha: kitna bolta hai tu chup baitha kar thoda
Kabir: maun vrat
Nisha: huh?
Kabir: nothing you won't understand difficult hindi,India se dur rahi ho na for a long time
Nisha: sun ab chup chap me ja rahi hu station mere piche mat aana
Kabir(sarcastically): station ja rahi bata bhi rahi h aur keh bhi rahi hai piche mat aana
Nisha: wth !!!
Kabir: agar phir gunde aye to?
Nisha(mocking): kyu India me har jagah gunde hote hai kya?
Kabir: ae nothing against India!!
Nisha: to galat kya kaha mene? the na vo gunde?
Kabir: to sab gunde nahi hote aur gunde sirf India me nahi, poore world me mil jaenge
Nisha: magar mai India me hu na idiot!
Kabir: to jao na vaapas London! kyu ayi ho yaha?
Nisha(mutters under her breath): mujhe pata karna hai meri family k baare me
Kabir(mocking): gundo ko keh ri thi I'm a London return' ,agar mai sai time pe naa aata to?
Nisha: shut up!!
Kabir: akad vahi ki vahi hai
Nisha(angrily): tu mujhe bus me mila tha, jabarjasti chipkne ki koshish kr rha tha
Kabir: oh hello! pagal nahi hu mai jo tujse chipku! tere pair me chot lagi thi isliye pakda tha tujhe, varna gir jati bus k bahar.Chipkali!
Nisha: what ?!?
Kabir: lizard
Nisha:you!
Kabir: mujhe to bus me jab phone pe baat kar rahi thi tab hi pata chal gaya tha ki ghar pe jhoot bolkar aayi ho isliye police ko call ni laga sakti
Nisha: station aa gaya ja ab!
Kabir: mai hu yahi tu ja train pakad

Kabir(smirks): pohochne ke baad bata bhi dena konsi train London jati h
Nisha: teri problem kya h!
Kabir: tu!
Nisha: huh!!

Nisha leaves.
Kabir(mutters under his breath): jhalli

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Index

Chapter1 - Scroll down

Chapter2&3 - Pg 4 (Link-https://www.indiaforums.com/forum/post/137171229 )

Chapter 4 - Pg 6 (Link- https://www.indiaforums.com/forum/post/137257643 )

Chapter 5- Pg 7 (Link- https://www.indiaforums.com/forum/post/137286875 )

Epilogue - Pg 8 (Link-https://www.indiaforums.com/forum/post/137472338)

Epilogue2- Pg 14 (Link- https://www.indiaforums.com/forum/post/137590167)

Nisha(laughs): vo tujhe phone pe daant pit rahi thi na to tera chehra bandar jese ho gaya tha
Kabir: very funny! sach bol ab
Nisha: jacket utaar tera
Kabir(shocked): what !?!
Nisha(mocks): arey relax,jacket utaarne ko keh rahi shirt nahi!
Kabir gives a disgusted look
Nisha: arey utaar naa!

Kabir(annoyed): thand lag rahi mujhe nahi utaar raha
Nisha(chortles): garmi me thand lag rahi tujhe? sach me pagal hai tu
Kabir about to speak but is cut off by Nisha
Nisha: ha pata hai mujse kam
Kabir looks away
Nisha: mai isliye keh rahi kyunki tune tattoo banaya hai jo teri back pe vo meri eyes me flash hua train me chadte time usse pata chala ki tu kabir hai
Kabir: usse... but wait... tune kab dekhi meri peeth?matl... matlab tattoo ?
Nisha: bus me utaara tha na tune jacket
Kabir(smiles lightly): ha... but wait... tattoo to simple hai usse kese pata chala?
Nisha:deliberately puch raha hai na??
Kabir (hides his smile): nai to
Nisha: vai tattoo hai jo bachpan me tujhe zabardasti pakad ke le gayi thi mai shop pe, and you were crying jabki tattoo-maker ne bhi bol dia tha ki below 18 not allowed phir bhi... rotlu!
Kabir: ha to! kitna dar gya tha mai! aisa koi karta h kya 10 saal k bacche k saath?!
Nisha: mai bhi 10 saal ki hi tab!
Kabir: to needle to mujhe lagti na!!
Nisha: kyu karaya tune ab tattoo ? ab nahi lagi ?
Kabir( blushes in trance): tere liye karaya
Nisha: kya??
Kabir:a...ap...apne liye karaya ,mujhe dar nahi lagta ab, to jaha banana hai vaha banaunga tattoo
Nisha: permanent h?
Kabir: ha
Nisha(smiles): mene bhi banvaya hai
Kabir(baffled): kya?!?
Nisha(exicted): ha same yai vala
Kabir: kaha?
Nisha: on my back
Kabir(smiles): pagal hai tu!
Nisha: tujse kam!
Kabir: tune tattoo bus me dekha na? to train me chadte waqt samaj aya me kabir hu? tubelight !
Nisha: to! tu kitna alag dikhta hai ab! match karne me thoda to time lagta hai na? aur koi bhi bana sakta hai aisa tattoo to kya sab kabir ho gye?
Kabir: haan... haan... thik hai par tujhe jhoot bolke nahi ana chaiye tha India
Nisha(disappointed): aur kya karti mai! jab bhi dad ka puchti hu to mom chup kara deti hai
Kabir: phir bhi... jab pata chalega unhe to bura nahi lagega kya?
Nisha: mujhe nahii lagta kya bura kabir?? 10 years ho gaye dad ki shakal bhi nahi dekhi hai mene!
Kabir(sighs): mujhe nahi pata, teri personal cheeze hai ye magar koi help chaiye ho to batana
Nisha: isliye to keh rahi hu Jaipur le chal mujhe
Kabir: mujhe kaam hai bohot yaha holiday nahi milega
Nisha:raakhi pe bhi nai?
Kabir: school me nahi hu mai, job karta hu 1 din ki chutti h
Nisha: hmm... koi nahi dila dungi tujhe holiday
Kabir(confused): kya ?
Nisha: ha
Kabir: kuch bhi!
Nisha: sach me
Kabir: kese madam ?
Nisha: vo mujpar aur Bhagwaan pe chod de
Kabir: nai nai! bohot pyari hai meri naukri mujhe, please ulta-sidha mat karna kuch!
Nisha: arey don't worry holiday kaha mene, permanent holiday nahi
Kabir: tu kuch nahi jaanti yaha, karegi kese kuch ?
Nisha: just wait & watch
They reach flat
Kabir: ja fresh ho ja bagpack vaha rakh de mai khaana lagata hu
Nisha(surprised): tujhe khaana banana ata h!?!
Kabir: ha kyu tujhe nahi ata kya?
Nisha shakes head
Kabir( smiles): don't worry, sikha dunga
Nisha smiles back
They have dinner and decide to sleep
Nisha: mai so jau tere saath bed pe
Kabir( smirks ):mere saath?
Nisha: ha tujhe problem thi naa spinal cord ki bachpan me isliye neeche nahi so paata tha
Kabir(sullen face): spinal cord nahi vertebra stupid!
Nisha: ha ha voi
Kabir shakes head in disbelief
Nisha: abi bhi hai?
Kabir: hmmm
Nisha: thik hai mai ek taraf so jaungi bed ke
Kabir: tujhe bhi problem hai kya?
Nisha: nahi kyu?
Kabir: to neeche so tu
Nisha: kya?!?
Kabir: ha
Nisha( pouts ):neeche sulaayega mujhe
Kabir( smiles ):ha
Nisha (hits at his arm):kitna k h tu!!
Kabir: are chal thik so ja bed pe ek taraf bas palatna mat samjhi!
Nisha: pillows nahi hai?
Kabir: ek hi hai aur vo mujhe chaiye
Nisha: kese flat me rehta h tu! ek bed , ek pillow, no sofa!
Kabir: to mujhe kya sapna aa rha tha ki tu ayegi!?!
Nisha(casually): nahi matlab teri gf to hogi na?
Kabir( after stopping momentarily): ha hai naa
Nisha: ach... acha
Kabir(grins): ha bohot beautiful hai
Nisha: jo bhi hai! goodnight
Kabir:J ho rahi??
Nisha: bakwaas band kar neend aa rahi mujhe !
Kabir: so ja ,sweet dreams
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