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Posted: 14 years ago
#31
Brilliant answers by student who got 0%

Q.In which battle did Tipu Sultan die?
A.His last battle!

...Q.How do u stop acid indigestion?
A.Stop drinking acid!

Q.Where was the declaration of independence signed?
A.At the bottom of the page!

Q.What's the main reason for divorce?
A.Marriage!

Q Ganga flows in which state?
A.Liquid state!

Q.When was Mahatma ghandi born?
A.On his birthday! LOOOL kia dimag hai...:P:P:P
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Posted: 14 years ago
#32
Is your computer "male" or "female"?

1. Open Notepad

2. Type the following line in notepad:

CreateObject("SAPI.SpVoice").Speak"I love you."

3. Save file as computer_gender.vbs

4. Run the file.

If you hear a male voice, your pc is a boy

If you hear a female voice, your pc is a girl. :)

i tried... evn u try guys...
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Posted: 14 years ago
#33
Nursery CLASS ka bacha bola:

Mam main aap ko kaisa lagta hoon?

Mam: SO SWEET
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BACHA apni side ke larke se bola:
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Dekha maine kaha tha na

LINE MARTI HAI ::P:P:P:P
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Posted: 14 years ago
#34
Techr:Ur son is a fool.C his report card... Eng-6
Math-7
Sci-4
Sst-8
TOTAL-25
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: Surprised dad : Total mein to kamaal hi kar diya. Is subjct ki to tution b ni
rakhi ...hhhihiii...:P:P:P:P
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Posted: 14 years ago
#35
Nice jokes.Thanks for making me laugh a lot
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Posted: 14 years ago
#36
Terifying English by
our PT teacher:
1:Thr is no wind in da
football
2:I talk,he talk,Y u middle
talk?
3:yu rotate da ground 4
tyms
4:yu go & understand da
tree
5: I'll giv clap on ur face
6:Bring yur parents wid yur
mother n father
7: y haircut not cut!!
8: Y r u looking outside at
da monkey wen i'min da
class :p
9: Throw da papr in da
dustbin or i wil throwmysel
f :D
10: I hav two sons, both are
boys..:P :D
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Posted: 14 years ago
#37
? Before
Marriage ?

Boy: At last i can Hardly wait!

Girl: Do you want me to leave?

Boy: No don"t even theink about it!

Girl: Do you love me?

Boy: Of course, always!

Girl: Have you ever cheated on me?

Boy: No, why are you asking?

Girl: Will you kiss me?

Boy: Every chance i get

Girl: Will you slap me?

Boy: Hell no, are you crazy?!

Girl: Can I trust you?

Boy: Yes!

Girl: Darling!!

? After marriage Read It Backwards!! :D
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Posted: 14 years ago
#38
DEFINE CHECK MATE...!!!!!!!!!!!!!

When you tell your wife that you saw a lady
on the street who looked exactly like her

and your Wife asks, "Was she hot?"

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""" You can't say NO, neither can you say YES."""
so so so
CHECK-MATE...!! ;) huh

hayeee ufff ///!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Posted: 14 years ago
#39
Jyotish ji: mujhe
kaise pata chal sakta he ki
mera beta future me kya
banega?
JYOTISHI: aap uske table pe
Cigarette,
Beer,
Paiso ki Gaddi
or Books rakh do, Unme se
jo wo uthaega
usse pata chalega...
DAD: ok Agle din Beta Aaya,
Table dekhi.
Paiso ki Gaddi uthake jeb
mein rakhi,
Cigarette pi,
Beer chhupa li,
or Books hath me leke ghar
se chala gaya...
DAD: Us nalayak ne to sab
kuch le liya!
JYOTISHI: Sir, Mubarak Ho!
Aapka beta ' ENGINEER'
banega..:P
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Posted: 14 years ago
#40
Movies in Hyderabadi and indian
Iron Man = Istri Wala
Bad Boys = Galeez Potte
Bad Boys 2 = Do Galeez Potte
super Man = Kiraak Aadmi
Spy Kids = Jasoos Potte
Final Destination = Akhri Manzil
Die Another Day = Kal Marjaa
Mummy Returns = Amma Wapas Aagye
Mission Impossible = Ye nai hosakta bhai
Mission impossible 2 = Phir se bolrau ye nai hosakta bhai
Titanic = Baigan ki kashti
Anaconda = Adamkhor saanp
Three idiots = Teen Hauley
Ghajini = Takla liya badla

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