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Moner_Radio

@Moner_Radio

Rocker

Posted: 14 years ago

#21

@ pooja : gud joke yar, i really believed it 4 a while !!😆😆

ok, now 1 joke 4m me :

A sincere thank you letter :

Thank you Mr. Anna Hazare for taking public attention away from the Test series.

With regards,
M.S. Dhoni.

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rainbows07

@rainbows07

Explorer

Posted: 14 years ago

#22

Hey..nice job pooja...😛

some from my side too...

1) A guys Facebook status:I'm online during class😃 lol...

Comment from his Teacher: Turn to page no 50 of ur text book idiot :P

Principal and H.O.D like the comment...

2) Why girls live longer than boys?

Scientific studies have proved that...

Shopping never causes Heart attacks, but Paying the Bill does it😆

3) REDEFINED DEFINITIONS

LOVE: temporary illness curable by marriage with some other boy or girl

BOSS: Someone who is early when u r late and late when u r early.

CIGARETTE: A pinch of tobacco rolled in a paper with fire on one end and an idiot on other...

DIVORCE: Future tense of marriage...😆

LECTURE: the art of transforming a conscious person into a subconscious state...🤣

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.dream-catcher.

@.dream-catcher.

Sparkler

+ 6

Posted: 14 years ago

#23

Hehhehhe nice!!!!!
Gud yaar!!
And thx yaar

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.dream-catcher.

@.dream-catcher.

Sparkler

+ 6

Posted: 14 years ago

#24

Jan Lokpal Bill's Facebook Version:

Manmohan Singh Wrote On Anna's Wall

Corruption Ka Nasha Pyaare , Nasha Sabse Nashila He

Jise Dekho Yaha Woh Corruption Ke Baarish Mein Geela He

Politics Ke Naam Pe Karte Sabhi Ab Bhrast-Leela He..

Anna Hazare Comments - "To Stop ol These Is Wat My Campaign Is Ol About..!!

Baba Ramdev & 5 Other Ppl Likes Anna Hazare's Comment.!!

Baba Ramdev Comments : "Aur Mein Karu Toh Saala Character Dheela He..?" :-P :D

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.dream-catcher.

@.dream-catcher.

Sparkler

+ 6

Posted: 14 years ago

#25

?"There was a competition
between Pulsar & Karizma on the road...
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But, finally Ambulance won the
race...!!".:P:P:P:P

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.dream-catcher.

@.dream-catcher.

Sparkler

+ 6

Posted: 14 years ago

#26

GIRLFRIEND ki sister agar missed call kare to use kya kahenge...?
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BETAAA...

Mann me dusra laddu phoota...:P:P:P

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.dream-catcher.

@.dream-catcher.

Sparkler

+ 6

Posted: 14 years ago

#27

Aalo or Bhindi ki luv story

1 aalu ne bhindi k number pe "I luv u" ka msg beja. . .

Bhindi ne use phone kar k bura bhala kaha n boli
...Shut up, tum itne mote n me slim & smart. . "

Aalu ko bahut dukh hua aur us ne phir itni sabziyan phasayi
ki aap aap dekh sakte ho...

Aalu - ghobi
Aalu - bengan
Aalu - shimla mirch,
Aalu - palak,
Aalu - matar

Aur bhindi us din se aaj tak akeli hai.
Bhindi shocks n aalo rocks..

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.dream-catcher.

@.dream-catcher.

Sparkler

+ 6

Posted: 14 years ago

#28

Do You KnOw
The Meaning Of MBNP..?

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Socho..

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Socho ..

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Socho Na..

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Nahi Pata..

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M=Mujhe

B=Bhi

N=Nahi

P=Pata

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.dream-catcher.

@.dream-catcher.

Sparkler

+ 6

Posted: 14 years ago

#29

Girl: kash tum dekh skte me kitni khubsurat hu..

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blind boy: itni khubsrat hoti to kya aankh wale tujhe mere liye chhod jate?

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andha hu pagal nahi =p

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.dream-catcher.

@.dream-catcher.

Sparkler

+ 6

Posted: 14 years ago

#30

Hansi k Bahane ! lol

Extreme of fashion?
Dhoti with zip.

Extreme of secrecy?
Blank Visiting Card
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Extreme of Stupidity?
Looking through keyhole of a glass door

Extreme of kanjusi?
A person after accident lying on da road giving miscalls to 108

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