6th KRANTIKARI OF THE WEEK:Sam - Page 12

Originally posted by: jyoti06

🤣Sam just now I entered MRD forum to hv a look into your KOTW post..and here I m rolling on the floor🤣...its complete madness going on here😆...RK love story has turned into a Comedy Circus now🤣...woww kya superb shayari hai👏...and what hilarious pics to describe those photos🤣..

I m sure Gavie must b hving the time of his life in case he is reading this post😆..

Sorry for replying so late..u know na my Sasuma problem😭😆..

Just read the answers to my question set😳...Really enjoyed reading them🤗...u r absolutely right😲...your sense of humour is improving every passing day😲..is it the same Sam I knew from Kaajjal forum😲😕...I wish Mona,Michelle and Koko was here to see a completely changed Sam in action😉😆...now all blame goes on your Baby Rajbir for this😡😉😆...in my question set u hv written Raju is hot and Gavie is sexy😲...I hope your Hubby is not reading this KOTW post😲😆..and thanks for giving me the Superwoman honour😆😳..loved the way u described me☺️..

I thought I won't give u my most dangerous question set this time😃..but after looking at your amazing sense of humour I should give u this next question set😈...I hv given this set only to selective members of this forum..u r one of those lucky ones now😈...And because I m extending your KOTW session for one more week,so take your time to answer😃

So here I go😛

If a turtle looses it's shell, is it naked or homeless? hehe homeless

Is the glass half empty or half full? half full that will always keep u happy i f u think glass is half full😉

Is there an end to the skies? aasmaan ki koi seema nahi hai.....kshitij se aur aage aasmaan aur bhi hain...😳

What lies beyond the mountains? parbaton ke aage hai sapno ki nagree jahaan sapne sach hote hain

What if there were no hypothetical situations? life would be so boring then

How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings? he parks it at home😆

If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors? haha so poor receptionist can go to washrrom atleast after locking the door waise am curious too why the heck u need locks then😆

If a cow laughed real hard, would milk come out her nose? haha no way am expert here😆

If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan? they use the sticky part to the pan

If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?headlights still work yaar they travel same speed as u
Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM? 😕

Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways? bec they are drive and park ways

Why isn't "palindrome" spelled the same way backwards? if u do so you'll end up with another syndrome

Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo? they decided to exchange their names for transportation

You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance? not possible how will people get in the plane then

Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio? "lest someone turns a deaf ear"

If you have your finger touching the rearview mirror that says -- "objects in mirror are closer than they appear", how can that be possible? its possible because u are closest when touching the rearview mirror

Why is it so hard to remember how to spell MNEMONIC? u have to p(hew) before that

Why is it called a TV set when you only get one? its a set of TV and you

Why does your nose run and your feet smell?

Why does an alarm clock "go off" when it begins ringing?

If pro is the opposite of con, is progress the opposite of congress? yes

Why does "cleave" mean both split apart and stick together? it has leave and (h)ave

Why is it called a "building" when it is already built? Because it is a building😆


Why do they call them "apartments" when they are all stuck together? They are still together..?

Why is there an expiration date on SOUR cream? if not we will have to scream

If you keep trying to prove Murphy's Law, will something keep going wrong? right

Why does flammable and inflammable mean the same thing? Does it really mean the same?

How can someone "draw a blank"? i did after reading these questions

Shouldn't there be a shorter word for "monosyllabic"?😭Yeah it should😆


Why is the word "abbreviate" so long? why is ur question list so long

Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets? They are afraid to crash😆


What is another word for "gdfgaurus"?😕😭😳

When they ship styrofoam, what do they pack it in? FOAM!😆


Why doesn't "onomatopoeia" sound like what it is? I don't know😆


Why do 'tug'boats push their barges? Because they are tug😆


Why do we sing 'Take me out to the ball game', when we are already there? You want to go again? 😆


Why are they called 'stands' when they're made for sitting? Don't ask meeee😆



Why is there only ONE Monopolies Commission? 😆😕

Does a fish get cramps after eating? noops

Why does "slow down" and "slow up" mean the same thing? Because in both the ways you will go slow😆


Why is it when two planes almost hit each other it is called a "near miss"? Shouldn't it be called a "near hit"? 😆😕

What does Geronimo say when he jumps out of a plane? What's Geronimo?😆



Tell a man that there are 400 billion stars, and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint, and he has to touch it. Why??😕Acha?😆


What would a chair look like, if your knees bent the other way? 😕

Why is LEMON JUICE mostly artificial ingredients.... but DISH WASHING LIQUID contains real lemons? 😕u already asked no copy pasting allowed😆

Why doesn't GLUE stick to the inside of the bottle? The bottle has something non-sticky?😆


Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as "4's"? No😆 Yeah😆 I dno't know anymore😆



Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still grow, only to be troubled and insecure? 😕i dont yell😆

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food? Because there is already fish-flavoured cat food😆



Why do they report power outages on TV? 😕

Why do people who know the least know it the loudest? kya

If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Humans?😆


If a man speaks in the forest and there is no woman to hear him, is he still wrong? no

Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites? The one is a guy the other a man😆



Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things? 😆

When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts", and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny? It stay's with you😆


Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? Because then he is broke😆


Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a "whack"? 😕

If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked and dry cleaners depressed? 😆

Oh and don't try to find any logic here Sam..because its coming from my head..so u can understand😉😆😆..All the best and take your time..u can answer it in parts also😳

Originally posted by: sami01

5. And, finally, write five lines for Kranti, saying she is much much better than R, and deserves someone better...

😉😆still havent gotten clearance from top officials......😆😆😆 so if i say something my halat will be like this..

so waiting abhi....

or may be i can try...

she is better than rajbir in irritating me..😆😉

she is much better than raj in taking all the help and in end screaming i dont need anyone to stand by me😆😉

baki baad mein.....

kuch jyada hi der ho gayee na...😆

but now

she si much better than rajvir in fainting at drop of hat

she is much better than rajvir in only having selective hearing

she is much better than rajvir in getting fooled by Bibi rani and her crapy plans

so yes she desrves some one better say like kewal lala..ka clone instead of my baby raj...whom she insults at drop of hat and yet gets saved by him everytiem she is in some kind of problem

hope it helps anshu sorry bheja freeze ho gaya...

Originally posted by: jyoti06

Sam woww kya answers diya hai😆👏...so u think humanitarians eat humans😆😆😆....not bad😉..Really enjoyed this KOTW with u👏..had a gala time👏😳..u really did a wonderful job😃..

But I was thinking of asking u few more questions😉😆...looks like our bakri madam is too tied now😔😆

Thanks Sam for answering your questions brillaintly with such sporting spoirit👏..

Friends the next KOTW will b put up by tonight or tomorrow Morning😃..till thrn guess who can b the next bakri🤔😛

Originally posted by: coolpurvi

hey sam loving ur answers

Originally posted by: an12345678

😡 ... 👏 ... 😆 ... COOL ONE Sam, intelligent five lines. 😊
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