now i dont want anybody to come and post here telling me how bitter and sarcastic I am...
so starting off...some of u in IBL CC know our kavya maatey's Sharmaoing lessons
my friend just pointed out after seeing nupur on how top class maateys lessons are!!
So for public benefit
hahahahaha
the sharmaoing lessons...posting here without maateys permission as I cant find e\her online
some doubt clarification sessions are missing though!
Originally posted by: carolinecj
Phewwww
Looks like im the Janitor of the CC
Kavya's 4 step process to sharmao properly..with few Q&As as well!
UPDATED DOUBTS & CLARIFICATIONS
Originally posted by: Kavya_KraZQueen
Updated Step-2: After doing your make up by sitting in front of the mirror for AT LEAST 1 hour, take a good look at yourself, then bat your eyelashes (THIS is where you will understand the importance of the Mascara Layers, the fluttering effect is directly proportional to the amount of mascara which, in turn, is directly proportional to the best of the results) , smile lightly (this should ensure that your cheeks flush, the redness of the flush should give stiff competition to the Red colored rouge on your cheeks- BLUSH BLUSH BLUSH lowes) and turn your face away looking sidewards slowly, with one hand on your chin (if you are turning leftwards, ur right hand should be on your chin and vice versa).
Updated Step-3: Actually I forgot to mention about the hair style earlier on, our long/medium/short, silky, bootiful hair should be left fully open or half open using a hair clutch (if your hair is not silky please use the hair straightening iron), since the ghooghat would be covering most of the hair, a few strands should be allowed to appear on the face from within the ghoonghat so that those few strands would lightly fly enhancing the shatmaofying effect (bolo baba Yash Chopra ki Jai Ho).
EDIT:
These were few doubts about step- 4 which were clarified-
Originally posted by: Kavya_KraZQueen
Important tip: Please keep the windows open in the room where your WOH is waiting for you & your ispeshaal Makhi waali tea (windows must be kept open so that the air comes in to gently blow the hair strands on your face coz hair flying is an important LOWE SFX ☺️ , if there is no natural breeze outside, hide a stand fan strategically behind the window such that it acts as the air source for the hair to fly when switched on ), in case such a hair flying arrangement is not possible, one can try skillful hair flicking methods or twirling the hair around the finger while looking down coyly 😳.
Originally posted by: Kavya_KraZQueen
For those who are wondering why Make-Up is an important step in sharmaofying, please remember that its the Mahaan Bharatiya Naris who are our inspiration behind all this process.
Make Up is VERY important, have you observed the Mahaan Bharatiya Naris on TV and Movies without make up, EVER?
Originally posted by: Kavya_KraZQueen
This is the eligibility criterion for joining my classes-
1.Manicured hands & Pedicured Feet.
2.No facial hair & shapely threaded eye brows
3.Waxed arms & legs
In short, you must be a beauty parlor regular at least.
@your doubt- If you practice properly by walking slowly along a straight line with FULL CONCENTRATION, you will not sprain your foot - FOCUS IS THE KEY! Just imagine the horror of the situation if you sprain your foot & cannot walk graciously in high heels, sharmaofy & impress your WOH 😲 😲 😲, keep that in mind ALWAYS while you are practicing, then you will automatically begin to be careful. Please remember that the possibilities of HAWT n GAWJUS guys carrying you are very less (its not at all easy to lift weights above 55kg) & EVEN less are the chances of the guy's arms having miraculous healing powers, not everyone possesses such super natural powers, else they wouldn't be called miraculous healing powers.
Originally posted by: Kavya_KraZQueen
@Divya: 🤣 Loved your nautanki Madam jee
@Kavya: Ammmoooo antha pedda dannam vaddu, only time pass comedy kosam rasanu 😆 😆
@your doubt: Well, Chiffon is an alternate option when lace is not allowed. Hmm so saree draping is an issue with you, in that case you can take Mummy's help, not to worry, she will do the job for you- Moms are the best saree draping experts in the world & if you are worried that the draped saree would come off , urge Mummy to use as many safety pins as possible, pin up wherever you think the drape would come off, it will solve the problem ;)
@Sandy: LOL, thanks- all these years of Indian Movie & TV watching experience should result in something after all, right? 😛 😆
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