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kavz - thanks for the tips
defo they r useful
yeah window open is very imp na... most imp SFX, adds everything even if there is nothing

Originally posted by: Kavya_KraZQueen

Important tip: Please keep the windows open in the room where your WOH is waiting for you & your ispeshaal Makhi waali tea (windows must bekept open so that the air comes in to gently blow the hair strands on your face coz hair flying is an important LOWE SFX ☺️ , if there is no natural breeze outside, hide a stand fan strategically behind the window such that it acts as the air source for the hair to fly when switched on ), in case such a hair flying arrangement is not possible, one can try skillful hair flicking methods or twirling the hair around the finger while looking down coyly 😳.

really a gr8 post... very hillarious...no words to praise it
I am reading it in my office.
Was having a bad day at my off..this post has truly cheered me..
Did not mind the stares I got while I was laughing alone in my cube

Kavya maatey, Where were you couple of years ago. I could have definitely used your lessons. Although I did use most of them minus the make up. Drat.
Alas, Any new lessons for young married girls. Keep us posted, especially with those who live with their in-laws ( that would be me)

AJ

lol funny lessons but kool

Originally posted by: soneha

*Does shat shat paranam to Maatey* *touches Maatey's feets to take ashirwad* (with a ghoonghat...see I am quick learner I won't let you down) Maatey please help this dukhiyari...duniya ki marri chindi girl. I badly,badly,badly need these sharmoying lessons please take me in your sharan. I don't even know S of sharamoying. I saw some under the table business was going on... so just to let you know that I am also ready to give donation if you want but please do accept me as your student.

One question Mattey, you said if you trip and fall there won't be a HAWT GAWJUS guy to catch me. But what if I get moach while practicing cat walk in high heels will there be a HAWT GAWJUS guy to carry me and heal my moach miraculously?

This is the eligibility criterion for joining my classes-
1.Manicured hands & Pedicured Feet.
2.No facial hair but shapely threaded eye brows
3.Waxed arms & legs
In short, you must be a beauty parlor regular at least.


@your doubt- If you practice properly by walking slowly along a straight line with FULL CONCENTRATION, you will not sprain your foot - FOCUS IS THE KEY! Just imagine the horror of the situation if you sprain your foot & cannot walk graciously in high heels, sharmaofy & impress your WOH 😲 😲 😲, keep that in mind ALWAYS while you are practicing, then you will automatically begin to be careful. Please remember that the possibilities of HAWT n GAWJUS guys carrying you are very less (its not at all easy to lift weights above 55kg) & EVEN less are the chances of the guy's arms having miraculous healing powers, not everyone possesses such super natural powers, else they wouldn't be called miraculous healing powers.

Originally posted by: kavya.b

kavz - thanks for the tips
defo they r useful
yeah window open is very imp na... most imp SFX, adds everything even if there is nothing

You are welcome Kavya

Oh yes, window is very very important for the reasons which you have specified correctly 😃

Rational voice from the audience (camera zooms **does a double take to see maatey's humshakal kavya)
Because u got lucky, lady! otherwise ur -then boyfriend -now husband- would have run a mile before you could say ...I... [

Soap continues ignoring any rational voices
*bahoes even more ansoo* ..hey bhagwan...mein ab kya karoo? IS course ka 4 step admission rules poore karne ki himmat mere mein nahi hai...kaha hai insaaf ..insaaf...insaaf *with BG dhoom thanaaa*
How Will I ever get to be a part of maatey's classes...

RationalVoice -kavs has switched channel to watch kick-ass stuff :P so no replies..

Kavs good to c u 🤗