Dear Anony (An Advice 'Column')

Dear Anony is an advice "column" and I shall solve any problems you have, whether small or big or real or imaginary. The twist in this advice "column" is that instead of being sweet and understanding, I shall be mean, rude, insensitive, arrogant...you know the "works".

If you have no sense of humor and are sensitive to things like this than you might as well leave immediatly cause this just isnt the thing for you.

Now let the letters begin...and I guarantee that I will address each and every one of them

Remember these letters can have fake problems too...so be creative and have fun😉

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Originally posted by: nish1

Anoy what u doing? What's this now?

Dear Nish1,

First Of all I prefer Dear Anony, and as you can see this is an advice "column"...I'm supposed to solve all your problems...understand?

*gives threatening look and starts cursing*

With No Love at all, Anony

Originally posted by: k_fan

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Dear k_fan,

No laughter allowed...must post rules somewhere

With no love at all, Anony

Rules of Advice "Column":

1.No Laughing at all

2.No smiling at all

3.No expression of happiness at all

4.Always address letters with "Dear Anony"

5.*blushes and giggles*

6.oooo..*spots ice cream*...blah blah blah...*runs off*

7.No being nice, sweet or any of that crap

8.No flatulation...directed towards Ravu's gassy attitude

Will post more late if I remember

Originally posted by: nish1

But why do u have to be rude and nasty. Why can't u give advice nicely Dear Anoy 😆

Dear Nish1,

For god's sakes its ANONY!!..not Anoy...grrr..And I have to be rude and nasty cause being sweet is disgusting and smelly..*throws up somewhere*

With no love at all, Anony

Originally posted by: nish1

Dear Anony I am so confuse. I don't understand this why do u have to be like that and why do we have to treat u like princess here.

Give advices nicely that way members will come to u this rules are scaring them off.

Nishiiiiii...dude its just a joke..just a game....doesnt mean anything at all...c'mon man!!join in and have fun...please😊