Hello my dearest Rasgulli
Whenever I see your eyes I miss my Ras Malai
Your cheeks are like Strawberry Barfi,
Your lips are like Pendaas
Ears are like Kaju Katri ,
You taste like Kesri Jalebi
Your lovely smile looks like a packet of Ghund Paak
and to end it all, because of U, now I have diabetes.
a joke
Sardar: Oye, mai kal English film de cassette le gaya tha,
voh kharab hai, kuch dikhai-sunai nahi deta.
Cassete wala: kya nam hai film ka?
Sardar: HEAD CLEANER. .......
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaa
• In Day
I MISS U
At Night
I MISS U
At Home
I MISS U
At Work
I MISS U
In Garden
I MISS U
My Stolen Chappal
I really MISS YOU
• Life ho tu aisi
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Monday ko Dosty
Tuesday ko Peyaar
Wednesday ko Shadi
Thursday ko Baraat
Friday ko Fighting
Saturday ko Talaq
Sunday ko Rest
Monday ko Next
• five benefit of kissing
1. changes taste
2. burn calories
3. lips never got dried
4. relieves stress
5. makes face muscles strong
so keep kissing
o o i forgot one thing
K!SS is the Key of L0V3
L0V3 is the Lock of MARRIAGE
MARRIAGE is the Box of CHILDREN
CHILDREN r the Problem of nation
So STOP K!SS!NG
&
SAVE nation
think
Think big, think smart, think positive, think beautiful, think great, I know
this is too much for you, so here is a shortcut... just think about ME!
• mil gaya
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oye mil gaya
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oye oye mil gaya
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oho mil gaya
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oye oye oye
mil gaya
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ohh ho
mera message parhne
wala 1 or bewaqoof mil gaya1
• Aap jaisa
Aap sa
Aap jaisa
Aap sa
Aap jaisa
Aap sa
Aap jaisa
Aap sa
Aap jaisa
Aap sa
Aap jaisa
Aap sa
Aap jaisa
Aap sa
Bewaqoof koi nahin
• Hansoo
Hansoo
Hansoo
Hansoo
Hansoo
Hansoo
Aur hansoo
Sada hanste raho
Hamesha khush raho
Khilkhilate raho
Jagmagate raho
Mera kiya hai log tumhe hi pagal kahen gey
Kaisay ho ?
Mazey mein
Tabiyat : OK
Dimagh : OK
Unglee mein dard ?
Nahin NA..
Kamal hai, Phir to mail kar saktey ho..Kartey kyun nahin ?
at the end of the letter i want to write some thing special 4 u
I've written a poem for you:
Twinkle twinkle little star,
you should know what you are,
and once you know what you are,
Mental hospital is not so far.
eyes 2 look at u, hands 2 pray for u,
mind 2 remember u, heart 2luv u,
legs 2 kick u if u forget me.
Sports
