Spam Lovers ;);) #13 (open for all IF-ians) - Page 46

Santa - "sir ji,
aap apni patni ko party mein kyu nahi laate?"
Boss - "woh gaon ki hai.."
Santa - "Oh sorry,
mujhe laga woh sirf aapki hai.

😆

once Santa , during his childhood was going to school by public bus

In the bus , next to his seat was sitting an lady with her 4-year old child

the lady was offering a "cadbury" to her 4 yrs child :

" beta chocolate kha lo fatafat... nahi toh
chocolate bajuwale bhaiya( i.e santa ) ko de dungi "

repeatedly the lady was repeating same dialogue

" beta chocolate kha lo fatafat... nahi toh
chocolate bajuwale bhaiya ko de dungi "

the Santa was listening to this conversation
but then after sometime...he got irritated and shouted at the lady

" arrey aapko mujhe chocolate dena hai toh jaldi do...faltu ka natak mut karo
...aapke chocolate k chakkar mein...me 2 stop aage aa gaya hoon "
🤣

Originally posted by: AttitudePrince

once Santa , during his childhood was going to school by public bus

In the bus , next to his seat was sitting an lady with her 4-year old child

the lady was offering a "cadbury" to her 4 yrs child :

" beta chocolate kha lo fatafat... nahi toh
chocolate bajuwale bhaiya( i.e santa ) ko de dungi "

repeatedly the lady was repeating same dialogue

" beta chocolate kha lo fatafat... nahi toh
chocolate bajuwale bhaiya ko de dungi "

the Santa was listening to this conversation
but then after sometime...he got irritated and shouted at the lady

" arrey aapko mujhe chocolate dena hai toh jaldi do...faltu ka natak mut karo
...aapke chocolate k chakkar mein...me 2 stop aage aa gaya hoon "
🤣

Pappu Kai Dinon Se School Nahi Jata Toh

Kafi Dinon Ke Baad School Jane Per Teacher Pappu Se Puchti Hai.

Teacher: "Itne Din Se Kahaan Thhe?"

Pappu: "Bird Flu Ho Gya Thha"

Teacher: "Par Yeh To Birds Mein Hota Hai"

Pappu (Gusse Me):" Insaan Hi Kaha Rehne Diya Apne, Roj To Murga Bana Dete ho...
🤣

Gf: Janu kya main tumhare sapnon me aati hu??
Bf: Nahi.
GF: Kyun ?...
BF: Main"hanuman chalisa"padhkar sota hu.

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2 bhoot jangle me ghum rahe the...
Pahla bhoot:-vo dekh vaha per insaan hai.
Dusra bhoot:-chup ker insaan vinsaan kuch nahi hota hai, sub vaham hai.

😲 😆

ladke ne ladki ka hath pakadkar kaha: janu ur so hot

Originally posted by: Pooja_Ch

2 bhoot jangle me ghum rahe the...
Pahla bhoot:-vo dekh vaha per insaan hai.
Dusra bhoot:-chup ker insaan vinsaan kuch nahi hota hai, sub vaham hai.

😲 😆

🤣

Shadi ki 1st night

Dulha-Hmesha Puja krna,

vrat rkhna,


daan dena

sbse pyar se bolna!

Dulhan pareshan ho k bahar gyi or boli-sb andr ajao,SATSANG ho rha h!!!
🤣