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Mrs.Salman Khan

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Posted: 12 years ago

#461

GOLU:Aaj Muje Ajeeb SMS Aya Or Mera Mobile Off Ho Gya
MOLU:Konsa msg
GOLU:Battery Low
MOLU:Send Kr..Sabko Daraenge

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Shruti

@..Glycerine..

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Posted: 12 years ago

#462

Main hoon gumsum tu bhi khamosh hai
Sach hai samay ka hi sab dosh hai
Dhadkan dhadkan ik gham rehta hai
Jaane kyu phir bhi dil kehta hai
Jee le zara, jee le zaraa
Kehta hai dil jee le zara
Aye humsafar, aye humnawa
Aa paas aa jee le zara

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Hussain

@.Hussain.

Stunner

Posted: 12 years ago

#463

PATI : Khana taiyar hai?

WIFE:thodi der aur

P : Thik hai,Me Bahr kha leta hu

W : 5min ruko

PATI : 5min me taiyar ho jayga

WIFE : -Nahi Me Taiyar ho jati hu

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Mrs.Salman Khan

@.SalmanDeewani.

Stunner

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Posted: 12 years ago

#464

Hindi teacher asks."Kaal kitne prakaar ke hote hain."
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Sardar child,"5 prakaar ke: Local kaal, STD kall, ISD kall, missed kall and satsiriakal."

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Hussain

@.Hussain.

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Posted: 12 years ago

#465

Originally posted by: -Shruti18-
Main hoon gumsum tu bhi khamosh hai
Sach hai samay ka hi sab dosh hai
Dhadkan dhadkan ik gham rehta hai
Jaane kyu phir bhi dil kehta hai
Jee le zara, jee le zaraa
Kehta hai dil jee le zara
Aye humsafar, aye humnawa
Aa paas aa jee le zara

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Mrs.Salman Khan

@.SalmanDeewani.

Stunner

+ 5

Posted: 12 years ago

#466

Arz hai
Mughe appne class ki ladki to Hai patana
Wah..Wah..
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Mughe appne class ki ladki to hai patana
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paar kaya karu Yaro sara class hai Uska Diwana..

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Hussain

@.Hussain.

Stunner

Posted: 12 years ago

#467

Larki:
Jan Mujhay Aise Propose Karo
Jaise Aaj Tak Kisi Ne Na Kiya Ho

Larka :

Kamini Zaleel I Love U
Mujh Se Shadi Kar K
Mujhay Tabah Kar De Beghairat!
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Mrs.Salman Khan

@.SalmanDeewani.

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Posted: 12 years ago

#468

Soch samajh ke na ki shaadi,
sara janam bigad liya...
Soch samajh ke na ki shaadi,
sara janam bigad liya...
Chaturai se ki jisne...
usne kya ukhaad liya

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Mrs.Salman Khan

@.SalmanDeewani.

Stunner

+ 5

Posted: 12 years ago

#469

Originally posted by: -Shruti18-
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Hathi nay kaha ja kar hathni ki kabar per
Sadqay jaoo tumhari patli kamar per... 🤣

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Hussain

@.Hussain.

Stunner

Posted: 12 years ago

#470

Wife: Where is my birthday gift?
Husband: You see that red Ferrari car on the other side of the road?
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Husband:I have bought Same color nail polish for you

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