Corporate lesson 1
A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is
finishing up her shower when the doorbell rings.
After a few seconds of arguing over which one should
go and answer the doorbell, the wife gives
up, quickly wraps herself up in a towel and runs
downstairs.
When she opens the door, their stands Bob, the
next-door neighbour. Before she says a word, Bob
says, "I'll give you $800 todrop that towel that you
have on"After thinking for a moment, the woman drops
her towel and stands naked in front of Bob. After a
few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves.
Confused, but excited about her good fortune, the
woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back
upstairs.When she gets back to the bathroom, her
husband asks from the
shower, "Who was that?" "It was Bob the next door
neighbour," she replies. "Great," the husband says,
"did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?"
.............Management lesson?
If you share critical information pertaining to
credit and risk in time with your stakeholders, you
may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure.
Corporate lesson 2
A priest was driving alone and saw a nun on the side
of the road; he stopped and offered her a lift that
she accepted. She gotin and crossed her legs,
forcing her gown to open and reveal a lovely leg.
The priest had a look and nearly had an accident.
After controlling car,he stealthily slid his hand up
her leg. The nun looked at him and immediately said,
"Father, remember psalm 129?" The priest was
flustered and apologized profusely. He forced
himself to remove his hand.
However, he was unable to remove his eyesfrom her
leg. Further on while changing gear, he let his hand
slide up her leg again. The nun once again said,
"Father, remember psalm 129?"
Once again the priest apologized. "Sorry sister but
the flesh is weak.
" Arriving at the convent, the nun got out, gave him
a meaningful glance and went on her way. On his
arrival at the church, the priest rushed to retrieve
a bible and looked up psalm 129. It said, "Go forth
and seek, further up, you will find glory."
.................Management lesson?
Always be well informed in your job, or you might
miss a great opportunity.
Corporate Lesson 3
A sales rep., an administration clerk and the
manager are walking to lunch when they find an
antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out
in a puff of smoke.The Genie says, "I usually only
grant three wishes, so I'll give each of you just
one."
"Me first! Me first!" says the admin clerk. "I want
to be in theBahamas, driving a speedboat, without a
care in the world." Poof! She's gone.
In astonishment, "Me next! Me next!" says the sales
rep. "I want tobe in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach
with my personal masseuse, an endlesssupply of
pina-coladas and the love of my life."Poof! He's
gone. OK, you're up," the Genie says to the manager.
The manager says, "I want those two back in the
office after lunch."
............Management lesson?
Always let your boss have the first say.
Corporate Lesson 4
A Parrot was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all
day. A small rabbit saw the parrot, and asked him,
"Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day
long?" The parrot answered: "Sure, why not."
So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the parrot,
and rested.All of a sudden a fox appeared, jumped on
the rabbit and ate it.
..............Management lesson?
To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting
very, very high up.
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Jodha Akbar
