Laughter

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Congress

If 'con' is the opposite of 'pro', then what is the opposite of progress?

Goats & pigs

A couple drove down a river just after quarrel. Goats and pigs were passing nearby. Wife asks husband, "relatives of yours?"

The husband replies, "Yes, in-laws."

Work:

Always give 100 per cent of yours at work:

12 per cent on Monday

23 per cent on Tuesday

40 per cent on Wednesday

20 per cent on Thursday &

5 per cent on Friday.

Some funny sayings:

The best way to find a lost thing is to buy a replacement.

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyways.

There are two kinds of pedestrians — the quick and the dead.

Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which someone can die.

It's not hard to meet expenses...they are everywhere!

Jury: Twelve people who decide which client has the better lawyer.

If you want your spouse to listen to every word you say, talk in your sleep!

The wonderful brain:

The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working from the moment you wake up in the morning and doesn't stop until you get into the office!

Two cockroaches:

Two cockroaches were munching on rubbish. "I was in that new restaurant across the street," said one. "It's so clean! The kitchen is spotless and the floors gleam. It's the most sanitary place I've ever seen."

"Please," frowned the other cockroach. "Not while I'm eating!"

http://www.dawn.com/weekly/yworld/archive/060415/yworld23.ht m