Interesting one-liners

hi friends😃

i found this on net..so thought of sharing it with u😛

• One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.

• If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?

• I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.

• Could it be that all those trick-or-treaters wearing sheets aren't going as ghosts but as mattresses?

• Is there another word for synonym?

• What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?

• Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?

• How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?

• One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about other people.

• To be intoxicated is to feel sophisticated, but not be able to say it.

• The older you get, the better you realize you were.

• Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.

https://www.dawn.com/weekly/yworld/archive/060422/yworld19.ht m

Interesting...

Thanks for sharing 😊