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NOTE: I apologize if this hurts anyone's sentiments in any way. That is not my intention. This is just a funny take about a few things. This has my POV and what I find out from a few fellow members and friends. You may agree or disagree. But most important, please agree to disagree if you don't like this. Thank You.
-Brishti
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Many Years after Swargarohan @Swargaloka
"That is my pillow!" screamed Bheem as he pulled the cotton pillow towards himself. "No! Mine!" Duryodhan shouted back and he tried hard to make Bheem trip and fall by shaking his huge leg in front. "Errr, moron! You will never change." Bheem said as he continued the pillow race. "As if you have changed into some great man isn't it." Duryodhan said. "Well he does not have to, Brother Dury. He is already great." Arjuna smirked as he dusted off cotton from his body. Bheem nodded his head in agreement and pulled off the pillow as Suyodhan became unmindful looking at Arjun.
"Ahh brothers. Still fighting so much. Look I got something inte--" entered Yudhishthir, the Samrat, or well, ex- Samrat of Bharatvarsh. "Well like always it is he who started." Duryodhan pointed his finger at Bheem. "That idiot." "Oh, for the 100th time. I AM NOT AN IDIOT! You get me you wimp!!" Bheem threw the pillow at Duryodhan. In time, Arjun came in between and caught it. "Bheem and Suyodhan, listen to me. I was saying that--"Yudhishthir tried to change the topic. "Err, Duryodhan Jyesth. You still get that wrong but EPIC Channel justified. He is Duryodhan." Arjun said as he juggled the pillow. "I will still call him Suyodhan. You know that Phalgun." Yudhishthir said. "But I was saying-" "Suyodhan Parth! My name is Suyodhan. You got to learn from Yudhi." Duryodhan smirked at Arjun. "Don't know how all girls were after you! I am much more handsome than you, Brihanalla!" he added, laughing. "Aaah! Shut up and go watch Star Plus Mahabharat. Your handsome jaap will stop within moments of my entry." Arjun put his hands on his waist and said proudly. "Aww my Draupadi's darling Aarya Arjunaa" Duryodhan laughed imitating the first meet of ArDi from the iconic Star Plus Mahabharata scene. "Ohh My Mamashree's baby! Mere Bachhhe!" Bheem said before Arjun could answer. He slapped Duryodhan's head from the back and laughed, imitating Shakuni's walk! "Ahh! StarBharat." Yudhishthir blushed. "That made me look so cute. I like that guy who played my role! And Arjun I never knew you were so fair." he added sheepishly.
"Actually it seems like we don't know a lot of things about us." a female voice said from the door. Yajnaseni entered the living room of Swarga and twisted her braid. "I never knew I loved only Arjun and nobody else." Draupadi said innocently and sat down next to Bheem. Arjun laughed and gave Panchaali a high-five. "And I never knew Bhrata Bheem hated me so much for Drau!" he said. Bheem made a face. "Well that is exactly what I am saying!!" Yudhishthir lost patience and stood up. "What?" Duryodhan and Bheem said in unison. "That yesteday Narad went to Martalok in disguise of a partially deaf man to meet Grandpa Vyasa. And there, he got copies of books written by Kalyugis about us. Here they are!" Yudhishthir picked up the pile of books from his side. "Does that have the book which pairs me and Karna?" Panchaali asked as she stroke Arjun's head resting on her lap.
"Ergh! Don't remind me Drupad Kanya." entered the darling of Kalyugis, Angraj Karna. "Mitra!" Duryodhan jumped up in excitement and gave Karna a sympathetic hug. "Badhai Ho Angraj." Arjuna said sitting up. "According to Survey of Popularity in Indraloka.com you are the most popular in Kalyug." he said shaking hands with Karna. "Stop giving constipated expressions Dury." Bheem said looking at Dury's face. "He hugged you also na." Draupadi smiled, curling up next to Bheem. "Thanks Dhananjay." Karna said. "But that counting is as stupid as TOI reviews." Karna smirked. "God knows from when was I in love with this long nosed Drupad Kanya, or when I had some golden tooth according to that book about me. These people say anything about me." laughed Karna. "Somewhere I also heard I am not even important in Mahabharat." Karna sighed. "Either black or white opinions, I need some grey minded, I mean people with some grey matter." Karna sighed. Arjuna laughed. "Well that is nothing from what I saw in these books." Yudhishthir said putting his hand on his forehead. "What the hell is even going on in Earth." Yudhi nodded. "People like you ruled them so obviously." Duryodhan laughed. "Shut up Dury" Bheem said.
"By the way where is Dushi? I miss him." he added sarcastically. "TOday is his appointment with the Swarga chest specialist Bheem. And YOU are responsible for that. He still has frequent heart attacks you moron." Dury said. "Well he deserves that. And that Keechak also." Draupadi said. "Ahh Keechak. Well according to this one," Yudhi said picking up a book,"Keechak is better than me and you fell for him." Yudhi smiled at Panchaali. "What?" Draupadi almost tripped from the sofa when Arjun held her and put her up. Bheem was on his knees, his eyes full of fire.
"Yes. Panchaali seems to love everyone except me." Yudhishthir sighed. "Karna,Arjun and Keshav tops the list and now even Keechak is in.." laughed Yudhi. "WHAT THE HELL!!" Panchaali started fanning herself."Why on heaven did I kill that blithering moron then? For cooking a stew?" Bheem asked impatiently. Arjun nodded his head having no idea about the answer. "You people better stop me before I start taking another oath of not washing my hands before I destroy all the copies of such books." Panchaali said sarcastically. "No baby. This time we all will help you!" Bheem and Arjun said in unison. "Hey! How can you forget me!" the known voice said from Arjuna's back. "Keshav!" Arjuna gave a big smile seeing him. "Sakha! What the hell is this. Now from when did we become lovers from best friends and brother sister!" Draupadi pouted. Keshav shrugged, as if he did not know anything. "The other day Arjun and I found a book where they said something about you Bhrata Dury." Dury was dreaming about how many maces he had lost in Martalok when he came back in present. "What about me?" Dury asked.
"Well, you failed the bird eye test in Gurukul purposely because you did not want to hurt any living thing. Not even a symbol of it." Hearing this Keshav and Yudhishthir started rolling of the floor laughing. Bheem was busy munching an apple, but looked up from it on hearing Arjun. Panchaali covered her lips, laughing. "I am not such a wimp!! Which genius wrote this!" Dury screamed in rage. "I think descendants of that Parle G commercial guy. G matlab Genius." Karna laughed. "I heard somewhere I gave away my KK for saving Arjun. Why do wimps like this claim them as my fans I wonder. I am not so stupid." Karna said, glaring at Arjun. "Saving him? Oh please!" Karna smirked. "Well StarBharat again Angraaj. I have a phobia of cashewnuts after the KArna-arJUn jap of Kalyugis."
"Okay where is my mace." Bheem said dusting his hands. " "They messed my death so much!" Karna groaned not paying attention. "And they made me cry so much." Kunti joined the gang of boys and girls. "Uff that Mukut hating lecture." Kunti fanned herself. "Leave that Mom. I heard that you ordered Draupadi to marry only Jyesth and also you wanted to spoil her life." Yudhishthir said, trying to stop laughing.
"Yeah. Someday I will heard I was never married to you guys. Someday I will hear I never existed. Anyways they still call me names." Panchaali wiped her tear and hugged Bheem. Bheem patted her head. "Dont worry, darling. Next birth they will all join Dushy in the hospital." he assured. "And also those who call me a fool. I am not a fool. I am sure this moron cast some spell on them." he said pointing at Dury. "What do you m--" Before Dury could say anything Keshav came in between.
"No no no brothers. It is the Kalyugi minds which do this. Not any of us sadly. As if I have faced any less. I heard I never loved Jishnu. And they told me that whole lecture I gave Arjun before battle was only for my own good. I am that selfish. Am I Arjun?" Keshav said, pouting to hide his naughty smile. "No Keshav. Never ever.." Arjun hugged Keshav and he hugged him back. Draupadi quickly got up and joined them.
Just then, Urvashi entered the room with few cans of Coca-Cola. "Hey hawt men. Take this, specially imported from Earth!" she smiled as she bent down to give one to Keshav. As she stepped towards Bheem, Arjun quickly hid himself behind Panchaali. Panchaali glared at Arjun from the front. "I can't help it!" Arjun mouthed.
"Phew." Arjun came out after Urvashi left. "Hey its time!" Karna said jumping up suddenly. "For what?" Keshav asked pretending not to have any idea. "Suryaputra Karna! A new show about me. First time a show is being made on my name. I hope they will not disappoint me." Karna said crossing his fingers. "Your hopes wont be fulfilled like always, I am afraid Angraaj." Keshav smiled naughtily. "Aaah! Noo!! Another show to make me into a vampire. Oh my Karna Arjun!" Pritha screamed as she fainted, and Karna and Arjun held her before she hell. "Well! Lets go then!" Dury said, excited about his whitewashing. "Dury, get the cheese popcorn. And you two, get Mom properly ok?" Bheem said as he put his arm around Panchaali walking with her. Karna looked at Arjun and Arjun at Karna. Sighing, they carried Kunti as everyone moved forward.
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