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NOTE-I dedicate this post 2 Poco.Whn I wrote this post I had no idea she is leaving IF but now after reading her Gud bye post I dedicate this post 2 her.I hope u r still here 2 read this.U'll b missed & plz b active in FB atleast
WARNING-This post is 4 psychos,kameenos & besharmos so all crybabies can stay hell away sirf ppl wid gud sense of humor r allowed here.
Kahini doodh ki
RK picked up Madhu in his arms & bring her in his room
Madhu-Mujhe yahan kyun laaye? & Y the hell this room is decorated so much?
RK-Bcoz u r my 4 phero wali Biwi & my dear Bhabhi have prepared this room especially 4 our suhaagraat.Nhi Bhabhi?Deepali-Mera dil aisa bhi nahi hai.I never knew Hero u'll bring ur feather lke wife as Bodyguard
.Yeh mujhe kya rokegi?
.Yeh mujhe kya rokegi?RK-I swear isse acha main apni real Bodyguard ko le aata.Uske doole-shole sallu ko bhi complex de dete
Madhu-Haan tu agar apni real Bodyguard ko lata toh feather ki tarah mujhe utha rha hai na usse uthate samay kamar toot jaati & weight lifting ka experience hota
RK-U dont know main 'BBRP ki chakki ka Aattaa khata hoon- 'Bittu balwan toh RK pehlwaa'
issliye kisi bhi shape-size ya color ki gal ko baare araam se pick kar sakta hoon.Yeh BBRP chakki k aate se aapko mile khobsoorat shakal,BBB akal & mast doole-shole.So meri shakal & akal ka raaz is BBRP aata chakki.
issliye kisi bhi shape-size ya color ki gal ko baare araam se pick kar sakta hoon.Yeh BBRP chakki k aate se aapko mile khobsoorat shakal,BBB akal & mast doole-shole.So meri shakal & akal ka raaz is BBRP aata chakki.Madhu & Deepali-Aur doole-shoole kahan gaye?
RK-Saare aatte k chakki k gun mujhe hi milenge kya?Doole-shoole ki blessing meri BG ko mili hai.
Madhu-BG=Background music
RK-Arey ho akal ki kam BG=Personal Bodyguard issliye kehta hoon apna aadha dimag rone mai na laga
Madhu-Shut up.So wht if I dont have Body-shody lke ur BG but dont forget those 4 slaps tht I gave uRK-oye woh toh CV's ki demand thi nhi toh mujhe chune pai bhi tax lagaya hai BG nai
Madhu-Tax na bhi lagta toh bhi tum he koi chu na paata coz tumhare saath koi aise chipka rehta hai ki sometime I wonder tum breathe kaise karte ho?
Deepali-Bakwass band karo tum dono.Where was I 'Mera dil aisa bhi nhi hai.Chalo Hero yeh doodh peelo'
Madhu-Tera dil kaise bahut ache se pta hai.Tu ek dialog bol k mujhe nhi haraa sakti.Tum kyun doodh pilaogi mere pati ko?I'll make him drink.Woh mera maal hai
Deepali-Atleast mujhe aate hi ek dialog toh mila unlke u jo mahine bhar bas maun vrat pai thi.U dont know my Hero.He prefer drinking my milk
Madhu-Rule doodh pilane ka maine banaya & u'll make him drink?No never I'll make him drink.And woh hero nhi mera janwar hai samjhi?
Deepali-No main
Madhu-No Main
They continued wid their fight whereas RK was standing near his bed wid popcorn-Coke & enjoying whole cat fight & at his back Kutta gang was dancing 
coz finally they got free ka entertainment.
coz finally they got free ka entertainment. Kutta gang-Plz scratch each other face
RK-oye kameeno yahan kya kar rhe ho?
Kutta gang-Arey sirf tu hi cat fight k maaze lega?Evn v lub fights.Chal popcorn de
RK-Nhi sudhroge tumlog.Sometime I doubt u all r my pankhas or enemies?Ok have popcorn but chup chaap Kutta gang-Oye pyaar karte hai iska matlab yeh nhi u'll order us.Nobody can order us.Bakwass ki toh zameen mai phek denge.
Farah-Haan & uske upar mujhe phek dena
RK-Nhi Farah ko mujhse dur rakho
Farah-Arey kya karoge apne fruits bacha kar?Padhe padhe sadh jaayenge so better utilize thm on time.(LOL one gal name Tia or something commented this in my topic:P)
Kutta ganga-Farah tujhe iske upar pheka toh over utilize ho jana hai fruit ka
RK-Wahi toh.Dont know y all r after my izzat?Kiss kiss ko apne fruits batoon.Main ek aur pyaar teen-Madhu-Deepali & Bittu ji.Itna blessing & fruit spread kiya toh kahin fruit hi khatam na ho jaaye
.V lub ur tharkeygiri.Ek autograph milega & u know Vivian jst lub ladies wid Deepu name.1st it was Deepu's aunty sexy back in PKYEK & now u in Madhubala
Deepali-Yeh kaun hai Hero?
RK-Oh my Kutta gang fans or enemies? No idea
Kutta Gang-Deepu v r ur fan in making.V lub ur tharkeygiri.Ek autograph milega & u know Vivian jst lub ladies wid Deepu name.1st it was Deepu's aunty sexy back in PKYEK & now u in MadhubalaDeepali-Ofcourse milega
Madhu-Inn chichori gang ko har chichore log pasand hai.RK chalo doodh peeyo
Deepali-Are u jealous Madhu bala ?Hero no need 2 listen ur useless wife.Jst drink it .U can Do it Hero Madhu-No he cant do it.Poori raat mili thi karne k liye but isne kuch nhi kiya.Ab toh YT pai log comment bhi karne lage hai ki 'Is RK gay?'.Madhubala yeh toh sun sakti hai ki uska pati sharaabi hai but uska pati gay nhi kabhi nhi.It hurts.Ab kuch toh karo kameene
RK-Shut up.Jabhi tumhare pass aata hoon mujhe tumhari fav 'Nari Mukti morcha team' yaad aa jaati hai.If I'll try 2 touch u they will call me abuser & rapist wht not 😭
Deepali-Toh mere pass aao na Hero aakhir 'Mera dil aisa bhi nhi hai'
RK-Haan tere pass aane ka try maaroon toh bhi I remember 'Naari Mukti Morcha team'.Agar I'll maaro chance wid u they will say'Humari Madhu ki sexy back chod k yeh iss ladki pai line maar rha hai.Isse toh hum ab 4 thapad aur khilane k liye 440 new threads banayenge'
Deepali-Yani real culprit is Mukti morcha
Madhu-Meri Naari team nai kya kiya?Pankhas of RK-Kutta gang r culprit
RK-Oye mere kutta gang pankhe-Kutte ho sakte hain,Kameene hain,nikaame hain,nalayak hain
Kutta gang-Oye tareef kar rha hai ya burai?Abhi post banaye tere kapde utarne k liye?
RK-Arey gussa kyun hote ho?So where was I haan woh kaise bhi hai but they r true besharam.So all they wnt is to c me doing Raasleela wid Pant ka button dheela Bhale chahye munni ho ya sheela Madhu-Toh wait kiska kar rhe ho?Yeh lo doodh piyo
Deepali-Nhi woh mera doodh piyega
Madhu-Nhi mera piyega coz I m his Biwi
Deepali-Nhi I m his beloved bhabhi so woh mera peeyega
RK-C woh...
Deepali-Madhu-Shut up.Whn 2 gals r fighting tab ek ladka beech mai bolta hua acha nhi lagta
RK(Start shouting)-Bittu ji Bittu jiMadhu-Bittu ji ko kyun bula rhe ho?
RK-Bcoz only he understands me & know me too well😳
Madhu-I swear I m tired of my sautans.1st Bittu ji now Deepali.Tum se better toh Mukund tha atleast kiss toh karta tha
RK(Angry)-Acha toh jao uss mukund k pass uski shave karne.Mere pass already hai koi shave karne k liyeDeepali was all happy while Madhu was glaring at deepali wid anger
Deepali-Of...
RK(Interrupt)-I have Bittu ji 2 shave me
Madhu-Deepali-Wht?Bittu ji entered
Bittu ji-I knew chief mujhe hi chunenge
Madhu-MY foot.Ab mujhe hi kuch karna hoga
Deepali-Nhi ab main hi kuch karongi
Bittu ji-Usse pehle Main kuch kar loonga
And all 3 together attack on RK's bachi-kuchi izzat
& RK can only sing-'Oh Kutta gang tere RK maila ho gaya tharkeyo ki pyaas pyaas bhujaate bhujaate '
Madhu-Deepali-Bittu ji-But yeh pyaas thi jhakass but still 'YEH DIL MAANGE MORE'
Nari Mukti Morcha-V r proud of u Madhu.Tum nai janwar RK ko sabak seekha hi diya.
RK-Hadh hai agar yeh main karta toh bhi main janwar banta ab Madhu nai meri izzat looti toh bhi main janwar?Yeh kahan ki na insaafi hai?
Kutta gang-Dont worry RK.V'll bajao ur culprit as well as Naari mukti morcha but b4 tht v need 2 make our BBB post on ur loot ti izzat.Aaj toh mazaa aa gaya.Finally v saw u Shirtless & pantless.Ab aise roz apni izzat lutwana
Farah-Haan main iska MMS har jagah send karongi & kal it will b my turn 2 quench my thirst so b ready
RK-Seriously u all call urself my pankhas?Naari team always support Madhu & u all always bajao me.Is somebody here 2 sympathies wid me?
Unknown-Main hoon 2 sympathies wid u.
RK-kaun?
Milk-I m milk.Woh milk jisse tum nai nhi peeya.Jis tarah tumhari izzat loot k tumhe thanda kar diya sab nai ussi tarah mere saath catch-catch khelke tumhari tharkeys aashiko nai mujhe bhi thanda kar diya
RK-Oh I love u milk baby.U r my true soulmateSince tht day RK & Milk r each other companion,each other soulmate.Dono uss raat aise thande huye ki abhi tak garam nhi ho rahe :P
PS- I know it was bakwass but main har baar bakwass hi karti hoon so nothing new this time.LOL I was rofling whn I read comment on YT tht is RK gay tht he never allow any woman 2 touch him:P(LOL I swear he need 2 do something fast 2 prove he is straight:P)
PSS-Poco v all will miss u.Ab whom v will tease?Humare liye na sahi apne Vivu k liye ruk jao.Ab toh u also love Drashti uske liye ruk jao but I know there must b some reason of ur sudden bye-bye but all I wanna say V love u & ur post in very straight way:P.May God bless u
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