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Okay too many ppl are causing a tsunami and it's not healthy. Jaathey jaathey I don't like to leave loose ends.
Recently I made a super duper hit post on lets support DD and get her back to number one.. because I became a Vishti fan recently. So from this I thought ppl realised that I like DD. If I didn't then she would not be in my Siggy's coz I cannot stand to stare at someone I don't like.I have a strong threshold for taking jokes but equally a weak threshold for personal attacks.
So I will repost and spoon feed it to you guys who misunderstood.
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Yesterday DVD both were criticised on expressions - ppl were really upset. I thought to spend 8 hours and make a post to cheer Vishti fans up for the weekend and made this post. It was whether they give less or more expressions they are both good.
BUT after posting I went out and was off line.. when I came back ppl started personal attacks... The blind led the deaf kind of thing...
After which I lost the patience to explain. The reason why ppl keep bringing Zee into it - bec I usd zee news icon (Which was just for a laugh.. and SBS Chugalkor aunty was in it too!)
Viv is called for under expressing - and DD for over expressing.. so I twitsed this round and made Viv over expressive and DD under expressive. (I was downloading their pics for siggies so thought to use them for this post)... according to the pics I had - I made my post around it.
IF I made a post with viv under expressing and DD over expressing then that would have created trouble... (But HELL Any fun in this forum creates trouble).
SO now look properly THE EXPLANATION is in the Green.
Mods close if you think it's inappropriate.. because until ppl don't get an explanation yeh Tsunami bandh nahin hoga!
BREAKING NEWS MADHUBALA show mein MUQABALA
News Report
Chugalkor Aunty has reported that expressionath Baba claimed Vivian to be expressionless and he stated he should learn to give expressions from his co- star DD. So Zee Channel news decided to investigate the inside story.
On the sets of Madhubala
Vivian Pareshaan..."Mein tho itne saarey expressions deta hoon.. phir bi?"
DD "Koi gal nahin Soniya... I'll teach you how to give consistent expressions! COME SHOW ME YOUR EXPRESSIONS first"
"I've just been slapped expression"
"My band bajaing expression"
"Uff my heart breaking cheeky expressions".
"My Romantic expressions".
"My joot bole kawa kaate.. lying face".
"My happy face 😃 expression - I'm better than a smiley too!".
"Don't tell Vahb.. but these are my flirting😉 expressions!"
"Emotional expressions 😭".
"Look I can give the Viraj Dobriyal 'Trademark eyebrow' expression too!"
"I'm going to KILL YOU expression".
"Hailla! Now I'm scared - Look Vivian.. My scared expression!".
"My trademark snide look".
"My jail going expression"
"Can't be bothered expression".
"My tali hua expression... "
"My tantrum expression".
"My Sasuma tormenting expression 😛... reserved for Onscreen only. Offscreen pe tho sasuma torment is impossible! "
"My, I will get on your nerves expressions".
"In pain, disgusted, I hate blood expression - so different to my Abhay 'I love blood' expression".
"My Praschit face".
"My ticked off, angry expression".
"My Chai drinking face - sexy isn't it?"
"My thinking and scheming face".
"Oh Maa! Now I know where you are going wrong, infact you give too many different expressions Vivian. Let me explain - Less is More. Look at me... I am consistent. Whether I'm happy or crying or shocked or sleeping I keep a Straight face, wide open eyes.. I hardly ever knit my brows. The difference of emotions depends on the glycering used. Let the Glycering do all the work. Ek hi expression se viewers ko dho daal!
Dekho!
GLYCERINE IS A JOKE - BECAUSE SHE IS CALLED GLYCERINE AND RONDUBHALA IN THE SHOW AND THIS IS ABT DD as MB and VIV as RK only.
"I'm watching - Look my watching, concentrating expression".
"My sleeping expression - see straight face, just eyes closed this time".
"Ow Wow 👏 - Look I even give expressions in sleep acting with eyes wide open... ". This is a joke on VIVU gving a wrong expression
"Dekho! Ek hi expression Straight face, wide eyes... if happy them tiny smile, and when very worried knit eyebrows a bit.. warna same to same chaltha hai boss!"
Look straight face and wide eyes pics are yeh sab...
HOSLON SE VEER HOON.. EK EXPRESSION SE BALVIR HOON - WAS A COMPLIMENT!
"Look even in this sad scene... expressions didn't change... Glycerine increased 😉"
"When you need to overact - Then show your teeth!"😃
"And When CV's give us a bonus, then smile naturally in the take... increase the expression!"
These smiling pics were added bec they were cute - so built a story with them too!
"Hats off to you! Tunney tho Ek hi expression se viewers ko dho daala! GURU JI!"
COMPLIMENT...
😎 "Thank you! See jis ki fan ki bheer ho, jis ki sexy back ho.. woh ban jaathi hai Expression Queen!" 😉
DIRECTOR YELLS OUT TO DVD
Why are you both standing there giving expressionless expressions! Vivian your expressions are perfectly fine don't change... carry on as normal. After bajaing VIVIAN - Compliment to dena partha hai naa? he has fans too
DD If you want to make yourself useful then teach Vivian to dance only. As Papu can't dance Saala!" HERE I BAJAI'D VIVIAN...but no VISHTI FANS WERE OFFENDED. WHICH MEANS DD FANS DON'T LOVE VIVIAN?
I THINK PPL DIDN'T READ THE DISCLAIMER EITHER
Such a shame a lovely fun post mein ppl made a kachra!
"Arrey boss! Ek proffessional footballer se ball cheen naa and ussey gungroo pehnana mushkil hi nahin.. Namumkin hai!"
Disclaimer
Post for fun, no offence to anyone and no one has been harmed by this post.. physically any way. lol.
Love DVD and keep commenting in the Rank box and get DVD and this show to number 1.
Carisma.. xx
