Lover of the week # 7 : TroubleShooter - Page 5

Originally posted by: d3vilkid33wani

Troubleshooter is a gentleman and a gentleman doesn't expose girls.

Originally posted by: iluvOriginals

hey vampire how are you?

1.What is the most W*Fkest comment you have ever posted on IF? It wouldve been when I was frequenting the S/C section .. fun times.

2.Pick a movie that explains your current frame of mind. Have you heard of roald dhal? he wrote a book called the BFG? and that was made into a cartoon movie? I was reminded of that movie today and the bit when the BFG ( big friendly giant) was responsible for blowing dreams into the rooms of children when they sleep! magical imagination! but scary at the time of reading about it and scary at the time of thinking about it again! 11:57PM! YIKES

3.define your awesomeness! I am not awesome! good looking yes 😆 but you were awesome, taking the time out to help a stranger, is an awesome thing to do.

4. Kya aapke toothpaste me namak hai? Kyu/ Kyu Nahin? okay.. toothpaste is the commercialised product created to make $$$ off cleaning and protecting your teeth.. when really all you need is a good toothbrush and some floss and salt is a natural way to do it.. this namak and toothpaste is a gimmick .. please no one ask me do I use toothpaste.. of course I do...after every meal, ok most.

5. If each and every person on Earth had died except you and God told you that you can revive a person from IF with whom you can start a new Civilisation...Who will that person be? Well I picked you to revive this forum, without you knowing..cuz it was just you and I in this section and we failed, because you ran away 😡... so I would pick pencil.. because she would do anything for the sake of humanity.. even sleep with me 😃

6.Do you pick the nose in public? Yes I even roll it up into a perfectly round ball and flick it into the direction of the beautiful ladies checking me out

7.If you could take up any job in the world of movies what job would it be? I would be camera man.. only the camera man that gets to sit in the chair and fly around in the sky taking aerial shots, provided I can control my own chair lift speed..and pee on ranbir kapoor .. oh look its raining! no it's just d3vil! 'oh sorry guys I thought someone requested a shower scene'

Originally posted by: Coeur2PsychoFMS

Thse are the questions I asked to Ashra but obviously she didn't reply. She can fart but not answer 😡 So asking you. Someone has to answer 😃

I think she held her fart it and it came out as a big burp.. and she has been freaked out ever since thats why she hasnt been around since. poor ash

Why do people deactivate their FB account every 2 weeks ? Why don't they just log out and log in once they are free again ? Because it's fun to reactivate and see what fun you have missed.. it's like a surprise .. oh look farah is even more funnier then last time.. let me deactivate and come back in 2 weeks time and see how much she has changed as a human being..

Why does Shelly think Farah is cute whereas FT thinks she is a psycho ? 😲 What is Farah actually ? Cute or Psycho ? 😳 I dont know FT but Farah is cute.. haven't you seen your bitstrip? it's hot! hot people can't be psycho's trust me I know.. because I am hot!

What do you like the most and hate the most about :

You - Pencil - Shelly - Ashra - Naina - Penta - HLG - CM - Cari - TheBoss - FT - Omni - Farah ..

don't really like anything about anyone there.. FINE I'LL TRY Shelly is having twins, I like her twins..not her LOL Ashra is a good farter so I admire her bowels, but not the end result. Naina is goodlooking so her looks are admirable, Penta has a deep appreciation for ahana which I admire. Cari likes akshay and I dont like that.. Hooligan loves salman khan and I hate that.. Omni is missing I dont like that. Farah is a one eyed troll ..and I love that.

Why is Naina saying NO twice : Nai - Na ? Why so much negativity ? Naina is beautiful she has to say NO NO .. if she said yes yes.. everyone would think ohh waaat a bad girl. trust me I know everything... cuz I am beautiful too.

Do you think every love story deserves a "happy Ending" ? Is it better to live a magical love story for short time or a normal love story which lasts forever ? Why ?

I think its better to live a magical love story.. then you get that love shit out of your system and can move on with life! and be practical and enjoy life..😆

The IFian girls have decided to spend time with you, with whom would you like to:😳

1. _ Go for a movie Shurti, then restaurant Shurti, then moonlight walk Shurti:
   _ Stay at home Shurti, romantically cook for each other Shurti, dance Shurti, romance SHURTI :
   _ Go to Venice (For me it's the most romantic place... it's really beautiful) :Shurti
   _ Talk over phone for hours : Pencil is a chatter box...shurti is a woman of very little words.. can someone tell me if I am spelling her name correctly? shurti? or shruti? it always confuses me.. maybe make up a small rhyme for me so I can remember
   (Damn I should find few more) 🤓
   
   
2. Penta, HLG, FT, TheBoss, Omni and you have decided to take the girls out. Who should go with whom ? And where ? they can't take the girls anywhere. unless they make them their sisters first.
3. Do you think Aliens exist ? Because I definitely believe it does. We have one on IF. 😳 Yes we do.. their was a lesbian Alien called Sonal .😆

Originally posted by: Woh_Kaun_Thi

Who is d3vilkid33wani? TS please expose her..! I want to know about her ! Her IF (real ID) name ? 😉

Originally posted by: d3vilkid33wani

That calls for another pickup line you have to answer,

Your words touch me in a way I find difficult to describe. Why is it that whenever I read them it feels a lot like foreplay? 😉

Every interaction with you prior is foreplay.. but it's our life why are you bringing it out on the board? 😡

Originally posted by: Coeur2PsychoFMS

Disappointing Sul disappointing 😳 I thought you will choose me for the "Tip tip barsa paani" song. I love that song so much that I can dance with anyone on it... even with you. Can you imagine Farah accepting to dance that too in the rain wearing hot white saree ? You just wasted your chance man. 👎🏼

Pee on Ranbeer Kapoor 🤣

Originally posted by: Coeur2PsychoFMS

Disappointing Sul disappointing 😳 I thought you will choose me for the "Tip tip barsa paani" song. I love that song so much that I can dance with anyone on it... even with you. Can you imagine Farah accepting to dance that too in the rain wearing hot white saree ? You just wasted your chance man. 👎🏼

Pee on Ranbeer Kapoor 🤣

Originally posted by: TroubleShooter

ANYONE can easily guess who D33wani is! its so easy mate.. its pretty much handed too you.