Lover of the week # 7 : TroubleShooter - Page 4

Originally posted by: Coeur2PsychoFMS

Muahahahaaa it's badla time 😈 Will come with my questions later... but for now enjoy this. Few weeks ago when I was the LOTW, Pencil asked me to write few questions and the potential answers you will give. 😆So let's see how much it matches 😛

1) What do you think about me ? I think you are one in 7 billion..you remind me of me and I have very fond thoughts about myself

2) Do you like me as a friend ? If yes how much ? not really.. I like you more then a friend.. dear Farah ..would you like to go out with me? circle : YES or NO

3) What do you like about me ? your funky eye shadow and the colour of your nails your sense of humour and the fact we have almost parallel lives and the way we just get each other.

4) Do you want to meet me ? If yes then why and where ? Yes in a hotel room for some .. room service.. how does icecream sound too you? ARGH FARAH stay away from the minibar .. .. thats it get out of my room.

5) Are you addicted to anything ? I get addicted then I stop then I start again. I don't like the idea of being dependant on anything or anyone. ive had a smoking addiction an IF addiction ..I am addicted to google news too. I am addicted to easy_a too, although that addiction I haven't made any attempts to kick

6) What do you hate the most about yourself ? .... nothing really...

7) Have you ever asked anyone to marry you ? ... umm no they asked me! it was arranged and the girls side asked .. I guess I never got asked I got told.

8) What makes you smile ? What makes you laugh ? FARAH sheesh..

9) Please rate my : sense of humor - personality - eyes - intelligence ... 10.. personality is a 10.. your eyes are a 5, maybe if you put both up the other one will get 5 too! and your intelligence about an 8

10) We are destined to spend Halloween night together, how are you going to make it special ? we would dress up as retarded ghosts and we would visit the same houses over and over and over again and deny we were there 5 mins ago.

Originally posted by: d3vilkid33wani

How would you answer these pickup lines?

Boy if you were a vegetable you'd be a cutecumber. thank god you didn't say zucchini they are knobbly and thin... ohhh CUTE cumber I get it now.. 😉

My beaver is bored and wants to play, do you have any wood for my beaver today? No, please make sure your beaver keeps its sharp teeth to itself

What's a nice guy like you doing with a body like that? W*F is your problem..? so what if my body needs a little work! no one is perfect you know?
I'm trying to quit smoking, wanna give me a new oral fixation? one step at a time, lets work on your smoking addiction first?

Are you a parking ticket? Cause' you got fine written all over you. I am most definitely a Human being and not a parking ticket, you perhaps might be schizophrenic?

You know what would make your face look better? My legs wrapped around it. That sounds suffocating ..and painful .. do you plan to twist my neck?
You don't need car keys to drive me crazy. you were a keyless car baby! you were born crazy!
I'm wearing Revlon Colorstay Lipstick, want to help me test the claim that it won't kiss off?. You want to prove that the toilet roll is in fact 10% longer? and the washing liquid scrubs 15% more grime away? and the advil I need to take from the headache you are giving me will work 10% faster then the other one!!!
Could you please step away from the bar ? You're melting all the ice. I dont think that was me .. thats Ashra my friend she lets off way too many gases and its making the ice melt globally

Hi, did your license get suspended for driving all these girls crazy? No I got it upgraded now I can drive trucks too!

Originally posted by: Woh_Kaun_Thi

Farah you showed ur pic to TS? 😡 WTH man ?

Originally posted by: Woh_Kaun_Thi

Farah you showed ur pic to TS? 😡 WTH man ?

1. Most beautiful girl in the forum is me... my bitstrip is hot ? LOL !!! Then rate my hotness out of 10. 😛
2. LOL glad to know you really like me... sensitive, charming, golden hearted, huh ? 😛 What makes you think so ?
3. Interesting and me ? Wooow !!! Explain !
4. Why does Farah show her eyes only and not her face ? 😕
5. As a doc you have nice handwriting. How is it possible ? 😆
6. Can you imagine Farah's HW ? How is it ?
7. Why is Ashra inviting Sar Dard by loving Sar Dard ? 😆
8. Farah is annoyed by TheBoss because he likes the same singer and songs as her. Can you help her to suicide him ? Any plan to how to suicide him ?
9. Why is Naina gayab from If and FB ? Did she find someone else ? Or is she mad at you for having so many lovers ?
10. Why is Farah and Omni so narcissist ? Who is more narcissist ? 😎
11. Don't you think it's time to find a Pen for our Pencil ? How can we find him ? Where to find him ?

Originally posted by: TheBoss

1. What's your favorite position?
2. Where is the strangest place you've ever had sex?
3. What turns you on most during sex?
4. What is one of your fantasies?
5. Where would you love to have sex?
6. Do you like using props in the bedroom?
7. What's the ultimate role play for you?
8. Who is your favorite po*n star?
9. What do you like the most that I do when we have sex?
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