Raj's grocery shop!!

Raj ne grocery shop kholne ka program banaya.Waise maine aata chakki isi baat pe kholne wala hoon.Socho agar ye sach huya toh😆.Main aur Raj purane dost hain.Soch raha hoon uski madad karoon.😃

Raj: Arre yaar Veeru yaar main ek dukaan kholne ki soch raha hoon😃.Tujhe toh business ke baare mein achchi jaankaari hai.Mujhe kuchh batayega kaise dukaan kholna hai?

Main: Guru film se inspire ho gaya kya😆?Tu business ki baat kar raha hai😆Chalo thik hai tujhe idea deta hoon.Waise kaun sa business chahte ho?

Raj: Soch raha hoon rashan ki dukaan kholoon.Aaj kal bahut bik raha hai.Lekin kaise??Tu mujhe koi idea kyun nahi deta?😃

Main: Thik hai😃.Chalo waise main bhi aata chakki kholne ka soch raha tha.Tu itna tension kyun le raha hai?Tu toh Huda(lrl_huda) ko jaanta hai.Bahut pahunchi hui cheej hai.Woh humein kamti daam mein saamaan dila dega.Tu dugni daam mein use bechna.Aur achche se business karna aur jab bhi tujhe kisi cheej ki zaroorat hogi toh Main Hoon Na😃

Huda use sab saamaan dila deta hai.Bada dildaar aadmi hai😃.Dost ho toh aisa😃.

Raj ki dukaan ki opening ceremony hoti hai.Pandit Nair aate hain😆Pooja-paath karte hain.Aur dakshina bhi nahi lete😃.

Raj sabko badiya sa party deta hai.

Phir uske dukaan ka selling day 1.Uske liye koi assistant toh chahiye jo saamaan dega.Toh Ganpat ko rakh deta hai.

Sabse pehli grahak Neha(neha_bbsr2005) aati hai.

Neha: Sir!Mujhe Munch,Perk,Kit-Kat chahiye.😊

Raj: Ganpat sun yeh saamaan la de.

Ganpat brings those chocolates.

Neha: Sir bill kitna hua?😕

Raj: Beti aapka bill 20 rupya hai.Kyunki aap meri pehli grahak hain main aapko 50 % discount deta hoon.😃

Neha Rs.10 deke Thank you Sir bolti hai aur bahut khush hoti hai ki uske aadhe paise bach gaye😆

Raj: Yaar tum mujhe Sir mat bolo karo😭.Sir bolne se mere sir mein dard deta hai.Main itna bhi bujurg nahi.Sir ke bajaay Bhaiya bola karo.Ya phir Raj.

Neha: Ok 😊

Aur grahak aate jaate rahe.Par iss baar Raj ne discount nahi diya😆Haan lekin last mein jo customer aaya use saamaan Free mein diya😃

Day 1 khatm hota hai.Aur mujhe Raj phone mein bolta hai.

Raj: Yaar aaj ka din jhakaas raha.Mujhe 20% munaafa hua😃

Main: Tu khush rahe main yehi chahta hoon😃

To be continued........

Next grahak kaun banna chahta hai??Lekin grahak one by one hoga.

Koshish kijiyega iss topic ko aur bhi funny banane ke liye😃

I hope ki aapko bore nahi kar raha hoon.

Originally posted by: Ritika2025

captain sir... 😉
hame bhi saaman khareedna hai..aa jaye..?? 😊

Originally posted by: neha_bbsr2005

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Its fabulous,fantabulous,wonderful,awesome,superb..

Thank you for mentioning me 😊

Its a very very very cool topic 👏 😊

Thanks a zillion for appreciating Neha.😃

Originally posted by: brid

wow well done its very good
and agar Rajeev ne shop kole toh main toh har gante jahonge aik chocolate kharedne chahe kitne bhi fat banjao but main chocolate Rajeev ki dokan si zaror kharedlonge
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Baakiyon ko bhi toh chance dena chahiye na😃 Lekin aapko chocolates zaroor milenge.

Originally posted by: nailaqureshi

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u r too much dear...ok meri shop kahan hai raj k left ya rite... 😆 😆 😉

Bahut khoob Naila Ji😃 Waise mera dost bahut sharmila hai😃Unhe chediyega nahi😆Bahut sharmate hain😊 Abhi toh Swati Bitiya ka bhi dhyaan rakhte hain.

Thik hai agar aap Raj ki dukaan se rashan kharidengi toh main uske saamne aapke liye bhi shop bana doonga😃

Originally posted by: amail1601

Me 😃 ...mera raashan khatam ho gaya....mujhe raashan milega????? 😆


Great topic Captain 'Sir' 😉

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