Raj's grocery shop!! - Page 3

thank u Neha & Cindrella for such comments 😊

yaaar maine ye topic pahele dekha hi nahin. 😭 😭 thank god main aaj khola yeh topic. 😳 😳 varna bahut funny cheez miss karne wali thi. 😆 😆 captain its just tooooooooooo funny. 🤣 par ab raj ke dukaan mein main a rahi hoon chocolate kharidne ke liye. to agli customer main hoon. 😆 😆 😆

Originally posted by: Diya & Piu

yaaar maine ye topic pahele dekha hi nahin. 😭 😭 thank god main aaj khola yeh topic. 😳 😳 varna bahut funny cheez miss karne wali thi. 😆 😆 captain its just tooooooooooo funny. 🤣 par ab raj ke dukaan mein main a rahi hoon chocolate kharidne ke liye. to agli customer main hoon. 😆 😆 😆

ur r welcome diya😃Plz come & share ur conversations with Raj with us😊

Captain I want to give u a suggestion.As raj's assistant is Ganpat so whenever any customer comes into the shop raj should sing,"Ae Ganpat chal chai la,ae ganpat chal chini la." 😆 😆

Originally posted by: cool_subha2006

Captain I want to give u a suggestion.As raj's assistant is Ganpat so whenever any customer comes into the shop raj should sing,"Ae Ganpat chal chai la,ae ganpat chal chini la." 😆 😆

😆 That would b very funny😆.Brilliant idea👏aap uske shop kab aa rahi hain😆

Raj,swati aur Huda bhargav ki mangni attend karne jaate hain.
phir socho kya huya hoga 😆 😆
Raj:arre yaar Huda tum wo gift le aaye
huda:Haan sir 😆
ab aap hi sochiye wo gift kya hogi 😆 😆
raj:swati beta tum Huda uncle ko tang mat karna main abhi aaya Naina Aunty ko lekar. 😆 😆
swati:thik hai papa 😊
to b continued

Originally posted by: captain_ranveer

😆 That would b very funny😆.Brilliant idea👏aap uske shop kab aa rahi hain😆

I am his next customer.

gud topic 😉 started u by captain ranveer 👏 👏
hey ranveer save ur rajs shop becoz i'm going to robbed that shop with my gang member(anyone can be in my gang)

Originally posted by: vickylove

gud topic 😉 started u by captain ranveer 👏 👏
hey ranveer save ur rajs shop becoz i'm going to robbed that shop with my gang member(anyone can be in my gang)

thanks Vicky😃 I like ur challenge but beware of Raj,me and our gang😆😆

I go to raj's shop the next day.
Raj:"Aaiye behenji kya lengi aap?"

Subha:"How dare u call me behenji?Dekha nahi,I am wearing jeans and t shirt and u r calling me behenji."

Raj:"Sorry ma'am.Mera woh matlab nahi tha.I meant sister."

Subha:"Phir theek hai but next time aisa mat kehna.Abhi abhi aapne mera do kilo vajan badha diya aisa kehke. 😆 "

Raj:"Sorry ma'am.Kahiye kya lengi aap?"

Subha:"Well mera ls thoda bada hai."
I show him the list which is very big.
Raj gives me the things and gives me the bill.

Subha:"540 Rupees!itna kam saman ke itne sare rupiye!"

Raj:"Kam kahan pure 50 items hai list mein."

Subha:"Theek hai ab main aapki pehli customer hoon to aap discount mein kitna doge?"

Raj:"Discount?Theek hai aap shakal se bahut khadoos 😆 I mean bahut pyari lag rahi hain to isliya main aapse sirf 100 rupiye loonga."

Subha:"Good!Bahut achche businessman ho.Dhanda achcha chalega aapka. Ab ek kaam kijiye mera ghar yahan se bahut paas hai sirf paanch km ki duri par.Yeh saaman uthaiye aur mere saath chaliye."

Raj has to agree.While picking up the goods,he tell ganpat,"Yaar aise customers mere dukaan mein roz aaye na to mera business chalne ke vajah hamesha ke liye band ho jayega."
Hope u like it.I am not khadoos like I have shown myself here but I just wrote whatever came to my mind.