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Posted: 11 years ago

Originally posted by: aishwish

Wooo hooo, we rock😆

Words Women Use..

1.) Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right n you need to shut up.

2.) Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.

Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3.) Nothing : This is the calm before the storm.

This means something, n you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

4.) Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission.

Don't Do It!

5.) Loud Sigh : This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men.

A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot n wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing.

(Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6.) That's Okay : This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man.

That's okay means she wants to think long n hard before deciding how n when you will pay for your mistake.

7.) Thanks : A woman is thanking you, do not question,or Faint.

Just say you're welcome.

8.) Don't worry about it, I'll do it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself.

This will later result in a man asking What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to #3.Then you RUN!



great 👏😆😆
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Posted: 11 years ago

Originally posted by: aishwish

Wooo hooo, we rock😆

Words Women Use..

1.) Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right n you need to shut up.

2.) Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.

Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3.) Nothing : This is the calm before the storm.

This means something, n you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

4.) Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission.

Don't Do It!

5.) Loud Sigh : This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men.

A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot n wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing.

(Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6.) That's Okay : This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man.

That's okay means she wants to think long n hard before deciding how n when you will pay for your mistake.

7.) Thanks : A woman is thanking you, do not question,or Faint.

Just say you're welcome.

8.) Don't worry about it, I'll do it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself.

This will later result in a man asking What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to #3.Then you RUN!



We women do rock...only men don't know how to read our clear verbal and non-verbal messages😆.

Good one Aish!

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Posted: 11 years ago

Fun Pun Jokes:

I used to be afraid of hurdles but then I got over it.

I used to be addicted to soap. I'm clean now.

I told my friend that she drew her eyebrows on too high.
She looked surprised.


Q. Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?
A. It's OK, he woke up.

One morning I saw my husband in the pantry trying to decide between two different types of cereals. "Maybe you should take half a bowl of each", I said jokingly. "Wow," he said with a smile, "you really thing out of the box"

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Posted: 11 years ago
hi rose
congrats for humourous 50😆
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Posted: 11 years ago
Hey Rose 😃,

Congratulations for completing a laughter filled half a century👍🏼


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Posted: 11 years ago

Originally posted by: ivy_11

Hey Rose 😃,

Congratulations for completing a laughter filled half a century👍🏼


loved the jokes😆
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Posted: 11 years ago
PJ OF THE DAY

Thanks for the wishes and keep posting more jokes , lets continue to have some fun.

wife caught husband sleeping with his girl friend. angry she aimed a pistol at her husband.

husband - before you do anything silly let me tell you , i read mahatma gandhi's autobiography last night ' my experiments with truth'
he used to sleep with young women to check his control over carnal desires. I was just doing the same.

wife- what was the result ????

husband - i realized that i'm not mahatma gandhi i am ASARAM BAPU
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Posted: 11 years ago

Originally posted by: stranger2rose

PJ OF THE DAY


Thanks for the wishes and keep posting more jokes , lets continue to have some fun.

wife caught husband sleeping with his girl friend. angry she aimed a pistol at her husband.

husband - before you do anything silly let me tell you , i read mahatma gandhi's autobiography last night ' my experiments with truth'
he used to sleep with young women to check his control over carnal desires. I was just doing the same.

wife- what was the result ????

husband - i realized that i'm not mahatma gandhi i am ASARAM BAPU


🤣🤣 tooo Good!!
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Posted: 11 years ago

Originally posted by: ivy_11

Fun Pun Jokes:

I used to be afraid of hurdles but then I got over it.

I used to be addicted to soap. I'm clean now.

I told my friend that she drew her eyebrows on too high.
She looked surprised.


Q. Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?
A. It's OK, he woke up.

One morning I saw my husband in the pantry trying to decide between two different types of cereals. "Maybe you should take half a bowl of each", I said jokingly. "Wow," he said with a smile, "you really thing out of the box"


@red; suits us the best😉😆
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Posted: 11 years ago

Originally posted by: stranger2rose

PJ OF THE DAY


Thanks for the wishes and keep posting more jokes , lets continue to have some fun.

wife caught husband sleeping with his girl friend. angry she aimed a pistol at her husband.

husband - before you do anything silly let me tell you , i read mahatma gandhi's autobiography last night ' my experiments with truth'
he used to sleep with young women to check his control over carnal desires. I was just doing the same.

wife- what was the result ????

husband - i realized that i'm not mahatma gandhi i am ASARAM BAPU



good one rose 🤣

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