PJ OF THE DAY updt pg-59 dt 6.5.14 - Page 39

Originally posted by: stranger2rose

PJ OF THE DAY

Thanks for the wishes and keep posting more jokes , lets continue to have some fun.

wife caught husband sleeping with his girl friend. angry she aimed a pistol at her husband.

husband - before you do anything silly let me tell you , i read mahatma gandhi's autobiography last night ' my experiments with truth'

he used to sleep with young women to check his control over carnal desires. I was just doing the same.

wife- what was the result ????

husband - i realized that i'm not mahatma gandhi i am ASARAM BAPU

Originally posted by: aishwish

Wooo hooo, we rock😆

Words Women Use..

1.) Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right n you need to shut up.

2.) Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.

Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3.) Nothing : This is the calm before the storm.

This means something, n you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

4.) Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission.

Don't Do It!

5.) Loud Sigh : This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men.

A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot n wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing.

(Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6.) That's Okay : This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man.

That's okay means she wants to think long n hard before deciding how n when you will pay for your mistake.

7.) Thanks : A woman is thanking you, do not question,or Faint.

Just say you're welcome.

8.) Don't worry about it, I'll do it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself.

This will later result in a man asking What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to #3.Then you RUN!

Ted was going bald there was no two ways about it. Trying to cheer him up his wife Barbara bought him a toupee.

Barbara was very excited to show off her "new husband", so she was thrilled when one of their friends invited them to a party at their house.

It was later that night after the party that Barbara found Ted lounging around on the couch looking depressed.

"What's wrong Honey?" said Barbara sitting down on the couch next to him.

"I didn't enjoy the party at all," complained Ted "I was so self conscious I felt like everyone was able to tell I was wearing a toupee.

"Oh Sweety" said Barbara patting Ted's knee, "I'm sure nobody was able to tell!

In fact all of the people at the party that I told, were all surprised!"

Originally posted by: Hamlet53

hi rosie.
many congrats for completing 50 pages on this thread 👏.. now moving on to make a 100..😛
here's to you.. some local stuff.. towards the end the video very nearly became a poor joke.. enjoy.

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2vAvoaOaJNM[/YOUTUBE]

Originally posted by: ivy_11

Ted was going bald there was no two ways about it. Trying to cheer him up his wife Barbara bought him a toupee.

Barbara was very excited to show off her "new husband", so she was thrilled when one of their friends invited them to a party at their house.

It was later that night after the party that Barbara found Ted lounging around on the couch looking depressed.

"What's wrong Honey?" said Barbara sitting down on the couch next to him.

"I didn't enjoy the party at all," complained Ted "I was so self conscious I felt like everyone was able to tell I was wearing a toupee.

"Oh Sweety" said Barbara patting Ted's knee, "I'm sure nobody was able to tell!

In fact all of the people at the party that I told, were all surprised!"

Originally posted by: afi7861

good one hammie👍🏼

Originally posted by: Hamlet53

hi rosie.
many congrats for completing 50 pages on this thread 👏.. now moving on to make a 100..😛
here's to you.. some local stuff.. towards the end the video very nearly became a poor joke.. enjoy.

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2vAvoaOaJNM[/YOUTUBE]