PJ OF THE DAY updt pg-59 dt 6.5.14 - Page 36

What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing, they just waved.

What is faster Hot or cold?

Hot, because you can catch a cold.

What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?

After a year, the dog is still happy to see you.

Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?

He wanted to win the No-bell prize!

A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don't need it.

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

A bargain is something you don't need at a price you can't resist.

When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.

Originally posted by: ivy_11

Two kids talking:

Jeremy: "My Dad says the price of everything is going up, up, up. Food, clothes,' everything. He says he'd like to see something go down!"

Jim: "Would you like to show him my report card?"

Originally posted by: aishwish

Some useful definitions :P :D

SCHOOL :
A place where Parents pay and children play

LIFE INSURANCE :
A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.

NURSE :
A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.

MARRIAGE :
It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman
gains her masters..

TEAR :
The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine
waterpower.

CONFERENCE :
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

FATHER :
A banker provided by nature

CRIMINAL :
A person no different from the rest
'.except that he/she got caught

BOSS :
Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early !!!!

POLITICIAN :
One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence thereafter

DOCTOR :
A person who holds your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.
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Originally posted by: ivy_11

What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing, they just waved.

What is faster Hot or cold?

Hot, because you can catch a cold.

What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?

After a year, the dog is still happy to see you.

Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?

He wanted to win the No-bell prize!

Originally posted by: stranger2rose

so cute ❤️

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