okay so one day in school I was getting bored and so I decided to go play football and err...lets just say the football got stuck on a pole and we had no options but to continue playing with my basketball...and the match ended with one of my friends breaking his toe even though he was wearing his shoes...and then we got into some trouble with our coach about using the correct things while playing and later we all sat in a circle and started discussing how wonderful it would be if we could play football and basketball with one ball
And then some of my genius friends added their own magic in this imaginary ball
And then I got this silly idea!!
A:*is going towards the dressing table to apply the phis phis aka perfume fuggy gave*
P: suniye!!
A:*stops and turns towards her*
P:nahi kuch nahi!
A:*finds it weird but ignores it and waits for another suniye*
P: suniye!
A:hmmm..bolo! *sees her opening her mouth* aur kuch nahi mat bolna
P:*is about to speak but sees his wrongly tied tie!**wonders how he manages to get it wrong even after learning it from her nearly 12 times*OFFO!!! Come here!! Let me fix your tie!*walks towards him*
A:*wonders if he should tell her that she will never be able to teach him how to tie a tie because he cannot concentrate on the tie when she is so close to him**decides not to tell her and lets her come closer to him* Waise tum kuch keh rahi thi!!
P: *is in a dazed state after smelling her husband's sweat mixed with the perfume she gifted**starts untangling his tie*woh na...
A: hmmm...
P: I met nimmy and aditya today.
A: *realizes this is going to be hard and super-weird**mentally prepares himself*hmm...so???
P: umm...actually nimmy wants a basketball and aditya wants a football
A: *heaves a sigh of relief**wonders if there is something fishy because its never so easy*errr...is that it??
P:yup! Almost it!
A: ya I knew these little demons will never make it easy for me!! So what kind of football and basketball do they want!!??
P: it should be simple nothing special.
A: *suspects something*okkaaayyy... so if that's it we will get nimbo her basketball and aditya his football.
P: no you didn't get it.it not like aditya wants it and nimmy wants that...its like they want it...
A:
P: OFFOO!!! Duffer!!! They want a fooketball!! A basketball and a football in one ball.
A:*thinks of re-considering his plan of shifting to the Himalayas with fuggy**wonders if he could take neya to a kumbh mela and leave them with some sadhu baba*err...why do they want a fooketball when they could have a football and a basketball????
P: so that they can play both football and basketball with it!!without getting in trouble with their handsome coach.
A: *makes a mental note of keeping a watch on this handsome' coach*err..okay what will be the features of this special ball
P: okay half of it should look like a basketball and half of it like a football
A: oookkkaayyy*thinks that this is going to be easy*
P:and it should not break someone's toe! And it should be filled with helium but it should only start floating in the air once one presses a switch on its remote
And one of nimmy's friends wants a t.v fit in it
And one of them wants a microwave oven fit in it
and one of them wants it to convert into a water balloon if the coach Is being too strict
A:okay and what if I say NO!
P: nothing much! Nimbo will urmm...practice her nimminess on you and aditya will probably feed you to his piranhas
A: in short there are no options and I have to say yes!!
P: haayee...mere smart pati!
A:*wonders if he will ever be able to call himself smart again since all of his smartness is being used fulfilling his wife's and his behenas' demands*
P:andsuniye!! Get two of these balls.so that when chotu grows up he can use it too.but please don't add the water balloon feature to his ball otherwise he will keep disturbing poor aditi.
A: chotu??? Who chotu???and who aditi???
P:haw...how could you do this??? How can you forget the names of your own children!!!
A: *wonders whose children fuggy is planning to make him adopt*Listen fuggy!!!! Too much of your baby drama!!i don't have any children!!
P: aree...but you will soon have!! We will have our chotu and aditi!!
A: what!!!!! Good news and you're telling me now!!!
P: aree...nahi no good news!!! But I feel we will soon have one!!
A:don't tell me this is another math prediction of nimmy!!
P: nahi!! This is pragya rani's prediction!!! Okay now go!! And fooketball leke aaiyega!!!
A: HIMALAYAS HERE I COME!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nimmy and adi: aree hamari balll!!!!
The end!
Edited by -Nimmy- - 10 years ago
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