Originally posted by: deefan
Mujhe Rolls Royce chaihiye đ
chahiye drabble - rolls royce chahiye
*a & p in bed watching tv*
p: suniye
a: hmm
p: i always had a dream growing up
a: to become a librarian?
p: what? no! will you please let that fantasy go -
a: i already bought the skirt suit baby if you'd just -
p: you're not listening to me i'm trying to tell you my dream
a: and i'm trying to tell you
my dream
p: suniye naa!!
a: yes fine what was your dream
p: ok so i read this classic book,
the great gatsby
a: yeah i saw the dicaprio version
p: the movie? no no the redford version, we have to watch that it's better
a: no way, not my kind of movie, once was enough -
p: not even for me?
a: ummm...you were telling me about a dream right?
p: oh!! ok well basically mujhe rolls royce chahiye!
a: what?!!
p: gatsby had this cream-colored rolls royce and i want one too
a: but...you are not...gatsby
p: please naa. what's the point of being married to a rockstar if i can't have a fancy car?
a: fuggy you don't even drive!
p: so you could drive it!! chahiye bas chahiye, rolls royce chahiye mujhe!
a; fuggy i already own sixteen cars -
p: i can't believe you're saying no to this!
a: i can't believe you're saying no to my librarian fantasy -
p: omg! blackmail, this is blackmail
a: *confused* what?
p: you won't give me my rolls-royce unless i do your librarian thing
a: but i didn't say that i will give you a rolls-royce if you do my librarian thing
p: eee!! you just said it! yay!
a: fuggy that is not what -
p: *crawls into his lap and starts to kiss him*
a: *forgets everything else*
THE END
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