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Meri Jaan ka har armaan pura hona chahiye…
Kanya & co are shopping at an upscale shop for dresses to wear at a party.
Rannu's car happens to drive by. Traffic light turns to red.
Rannu happens to see the shop and his jaan inside. But, all is not alright with his jaan. She has a little sad 😭 expression on her face, though surrounded by gorgeous dresses and attentive salesperson.
Rannu, thinks to himself, ab kya ho gaya? Glances at the name and phone # of the shop..
Dials the number (bechara shop wala got off the wrong side of f the bed today.. uski tho shamat aanewali hai).😛 😛 😛
Shop wala: Hello, can I help you?
Rannu: Help tho mein tumhe karoonga. 😆 😆 Yeh batao, who ladki jo laal dress mein hai, uska muh kyon latka hua hai? Problem kya hai? I mean, who khud hi problem hai, 😆 per uska problem kya hai…?
Shop wala: Sir, unko dresses tho pasand aate hain, per lagta hai paisa nahin hai… patha nahin kahan kahan se chale aate hain…
Rannu: AAAAay, AAAAy, kya kaha? Patha hai kaun hai woh ? Mrs. Ranbir Nanda. 👏 👏 👏
Shop wala: sorry sir, sorry sir…
Rannu: (thinks to himself about how this morning he gave Kanya a credit card to use, and she proudly told him she can take care of her own expenses). He is quietly proud of her independence, but also irritated that she wants to buy something, but can't afford it.
Background voice: Kyon, Ranbir Nanda, agar Chipkali ke paas paise nahin, tho tumhe kyon bura lag raha hai.. ..kahin tumhe ussey???… 😉 😉 😉
Ranbir shakes his head and thinks: Yeh mombatti bhi na…. lagta hai sulgegi, 😆 😆 😆 aur Ranbir Nanda ka naam raushan karke rahegi… .. bloody damn, why can't she just spend MY money… aakhir biwi hai meri… 😉 😉 😉
Ranbir gets back to the present: Tells shopwala: Dekho, abhi shop mein announce karo ke every price tag mein se ek zero nikaal rahe ho. MEGA SALE!!!!
Shopwala: Sir, yeh aap kya keh rahe hain,… mera tho diwala hi nikal jayega..
Ranbir: Look man Mr. dukaan wala, tum yeh sale announce karo, nahin tho na hi tumharii dukaan mein kapde rahenge, aur na hin tumhare ghar ki almirah mein.. 😆 samjhe….?
Shopwala: OK Sir…as you say Sir!
Ranbir: Aur suno, saath mein us PHOOLON ki dukaan ko bhi kuch kapde de dena. Kam se kam kuch din ke liye KAPDE ki dukaan lagegi… meri aankhon ko raahat milegi. 😆 😆 😆 (Hangs up phone).
Light turns green, driver sets the car moving with a jerk… Ranbir swears at the driver, and is back to his usual sunny self!!! 😃 😃 😃
Kanya & co are shopping at an upscale shop for dresses to wear at a party.
Rannu's car happens to drive by. Traffic light turns to red.
Rannu happens to see the shop and his jaan inside. But, all is not alright with his jaan. She has a little sad 😭 expression on her face, though surrounded by gorgeous dresses and attentive salesperson.
Rannu, thinks to himself, ab kya ho gaya? Glances at the name and phone # of the shop..
Dials the number (bechara shop wala got off the wrong side of f the bed today.. uski tho shamat aanewali hai).😛 😛 😛
Shop wala: Hello, can I help you?
Rannu: Help tho mein tumhe karoonga. 😆 😆 Yeh batao, who ladki jo laal dress mein hai, uska muh kyon latka hua hai? Problem kya hai? I mean, who khud hi problem hai, 😆 per uska problem kya hai…?
Shop wala: Sir, unko dresses tho pasand aate hain, per lagta hai paisa nahin hai… patha nahin kahan kahan se chale aate hain…
Rannu: AAAAay, AAAAy, kya kaha? Patha hai kaun hai woh ? Mrs. Ranbir Nanda. 👏 👏 👏
Shop wala: sorry sir, sorry sir…
Rannu: (thinks to himself about how this morning he gave Kanya a credit card to use, and she proudly told him she can take care of her own expenses). He is quietly proud of her independence, but also irritated that she wants to buy something, but can't afford it.
Background voice: Kyon, Ranbir Nanda, agar Chipkali ke paas paise nahin, tho tumhe kyon bura lag raha hai.. ..kahin tumhe ussey???… 😉 😉 😉
Ranbir shakes his head and thinks: Yeh mombatti bhi na…. lagta hai sulgegi, 😆 😆 😆 aur Ranbir Nanda ka naam raushan karke rahegi… .. bloody damn, why can't she just spend MY money… aakhir biwi hai meri… 😉 😉 😉
Ranbir gets back to the present: Tells shopwala: Dekho, abhi shop mein announce karo ke every price tag mein se ek zero nikaal rahe ho. MEGA SALE!!!!
Shopwala: Sir, yeh aap kya keh rahe hain,… mera tho diwala hi nikal jayega..
Ranbir: Look man Mr. dukaan wala, tum yeh sale announce karo, nahin tho na hi tumharii dukaan mein kapde rahenge, aur na hin tumhare ghar ki almirah mein.. 😆 samjhe….?
Shopwala: OK Sir…as you say Sir!
Ranbir: Aur suno, saath mein us PHOOLON ki dukaan ko bhi kuch kapde de dena. Kam se kam kuch din ke liye KAPDE ki dukaan lagegi… meri aankhon ko raahat milegi. 😆 😆 😆 (Hangs up phone).
Light turns green, driver sets the car moving with a jerk… Ranbir swears at the driver, and is back to his usual sunny self!!! 😃 😃 😃
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