Aaj ka joke - Page 2

Originally posted by: nidhirohan

tupu aurr alkaji aurrr looo 😆😆

Teacher: Could you please pay a little attention?
Student: I'm paying as little attention as I can. 😆😆

Originally posted by: ttrocks

Munabhai: Abe yaar Circuit... Apun ke padosi ke bete ko bina daanto (teeth) ke kutte ne kaat khayela hai... ab kya karne ka...?? Phataphat bol re... Chokra bahot ro rahela hai...

Circuit: Simple hai Bhai... Bina Sui ka injection lagwa dene ka...

Originally posted by: nidhirohan

ekk aurr looo 😆

Doctor: Have you taken my advice and slept with the window open?
Patient: Yes.
Doctor: So your asthma disappeared completely?
Patient: No, but my watch, TV, iPod, and laptop have.
😆

Originally posted by: alkaparmart

Ek ladka :dost se :Yeh ladkiya itni khubsurat kyon hoti hai?

Dusra ladka: kyonki bhagwan unhe apne hathose banata hai.

Pahela ladka gussse se: Toh kya hume Google se download karte hai?

Originally posted by: deepaligupta197

Alka NR i fell off the chair laughing!!!

Originally posted by: ttrocks

Munabhai: Abe yaar Circuit... Apun ke padosi ke bete ko bina daanto (teeth) ke kutte ne kaat khayela hai... ab kya karne ka...?? Phataphat bol re... Chokra bahot ro rahela hai...

Circuit: Simple hai Bhai... Bina Sui ka injection lagwa dene ka...

Originally posted by: ttrocks

Munabhai: Abe yaar Circuit... Apun ke padosi ke bete ko bina daanto (teeth) ke kutte ne kaat khayela hai... ab kya karne ka...?? Phataphat bol re... Chokra bahot ro rahela hai...

Circuit: Simple hai Bhai... Bina Sui ka injection lagwa dene ka...