Aaj ka joke - Page 16

Originally posted by: rajanigandha26

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@Bawa,now you must open new thread for your fp bro

Alkaben.. Lovely post.. mast majha aavi.. spammer's heaven here ..

Originally posted by: bawaswift

ok bhai ab kuch khaa pee ke aataa hoon..

tab tak .. hanste raho ..

Santa jungle ke raste se ja raha tha.
Tab uski nazar ped pe latke hue sap pe padi.
Santa :sirf Latakne se height nahi badhegi,mummy ko bolo complain pilaye.

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Originally posted by: nidhirohan

🤣 🤣 bakee saab theek hai paar yeeh tooh ekduum mast hai 🤣

Originally posted by: alkaparmart

@Bawa,now you must open new thread for your fp bro

Hume toh invite karo apne thread me spamming ke liye?we are waiting for an invitation

Originally posted by: alkaparmart

@Bawa,now you must open new thread for your fp bro

Hume toh invite karo apne thread me spamming ke liye?we are waiting for an invitation

Hum ko toh invitation ki koi zaroorat nahi padti.. Hum sab apna samjh ke khud chale jaate hai.. aur mann bhar ke spam karte hai.. bhale host kuch bhi sochne do...

Originally posted by: mudraswathi

Hum ko toh invitation ki koi zaroorat nahi padti.. Hum sab apna samjh ke khud chale jaate hai.. aur mann bhar ke spam karte hai.. bhale host kuch bhi sochne do...

Hey I also have one...

Santa was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. Jeeto was really pissed.

She told him, "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 10-15 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"

The next morning Santa got up early and left for work. When Jeeto woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

Confused, Jeeto put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house.

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Santa has been missing since Friday.

Originally posted by: ashni_forever

Hey I also have one...

Santa was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. Jeeto was really pissed.

She told him, "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 10-15 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"

The next morning Santa got up early and left for work. When Jeeto woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

Confused, Jeeto put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house.

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Santa has been missing since Friday.