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parmarA

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Posted: 12 years ago

Geogrophy teacher to the student," Duniya me sabse jyada barf kahaa girti hai?

Student: [Sur khujake] Daru aur Whisky ke glass me

Ladke ne esam me gaay[cow] ka essay likha,"Gaay humari mata hai aage kuchh nahi aata hai."

Teacher ka jawab: Bail tumhara baap hai tumhe number dena paap hai.

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Edited by alkaparmart - 12 years ago

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Cookermaichane

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Posted: 12 years ago

🤣🤣 mast hai alkaji aapnee lekee aatee hu wait karoo 🤣

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deepaligupta197

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Posted: 12 years ago

i came second mera ME FIRST virus dhoka de gaya!

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parmarA

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Posted: 12 years ago

Originally posted by: nidhirohan

Kya mast joke hai Nr.maja aa gaya.

👏👏

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ttrocks

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Posted: 12 years ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Superb jokes Alkaben... Loved the first one... so true... Duniya mein sabse zyada barf Sharab ke glass mein hi girti hai... 😆😆😆😆🤣

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ttrocks

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Posted: 12 years ago

Originally posted by: nidhirohan

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 NR, Tere jokes ka hi intezaar tha... 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Cookermaichane

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Posted: 12 years ago

ekk aurr looo 😆

Doctor: Have you taken my advice and slept with the window open?
Patient: Yes.
Doctor: So your asthma disappeared completely?
Patient: No, but my watch, TV, iPod, and laptop have.
😆

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Cookermaichane

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Posted: 12 years ago

tupu aurr alkaji aurrr looo 😆😆

Teacher: Could you please pay a little attention?
Student: I'm paying as little attention as I can. 😆😆

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Cookermaichane

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Posted: 12 years ago

Originally posted by: deepaligupta197
i came second mera ME FIRST virus dhoka de gaya!

😆 next post mai try karna ok 😆

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parmarA

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Posted: 12 years ago

#10

Miya biwi me ho gaya tha zagada.Dono me thi baatchit band.

Miya ne biwi ke takiye par note rakha,"subah ki flight hai,4 baje utha dena."

Subah 8 baje ka alarm baja.Mia gusse se chillaya,"Uthaya kyon nahi?

Biwi ne takiye wala note dikhaya,"4 baj gaye utho."

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