Hello everyone!!! Welcome to the famous talk show,Coke With Ashi!!! Today we have a very famous guest with us.
Can you guess who she is??Okay!! Don't waste your time after her.Ladies and Gentlemen,I present you Mrs Ishwari Dixit!!!
Ashi:Welcome Mrs Dixit!! It's an (dis)honour to have you as my 1st guest.
Ishwari:Shukriya beta!! Par zara jaldi karo.Mera Dev mera intezaar kar raha hoga.Mujhe usse apne haathon se khaana khilana hai.Woh kya hai naa...
Ashi: Okay, okay Mrs Dixit.Aap couch baith jaiye.Lets begin the interview.(and end it ASAP)
Ashi:Toh Mrs Dixit,apne baare main kuch bataiye??
Ishwari(wiping off a tear):Waise toh maine apne jeevan main bohot sangharsh kiya hai Beti.Aur mere sangharsh ka sabse bada saboot hai mera beta.Mere jigar ka tukda.Mera Dev.Uska din bhi apni Maa se shuru hota hai aur khatam bhi mujhpe ho hota hai...
Ashi:Bas.Bas.Bas.Bohot hogaya.Tell us something about your son's love for Sonakshi??
Ishwari(looks petrified):Kyun tumne uss ladki ka naam liya???? Uss ladki ne mere bete ki zindagi barbaad kardi.Pehle mere bete se shaadi ki aur phir usko chod ke chali gayi zindagi ke ek aise mod par...
Ashi (muttering):Bas kar budhiya!! Bhagwaan se darr.Kitna jhoot bolegi??
Ishwari:Tumne kuch kaha beta??
Ashi:Nahin!! Maine kuch nahi kaha.Would you like to have coke??
Ishwari:Nahin beta.Main aisi waisi cheezen nahi peeti.Par main tumhare liye kuch layi hoon.Apne choole par apne haaton se banaya hua Besan Ka Halwa.
Ashi:Besan Ka Halwa????
Ishwari:Haan!! Uss din maine bohot pyaar se apne laadle Dev keliye banaya tha.Par usne toh iski or dekha bhi nahin.Uss din se maine isko bachakar rakha hai.Tum isse khaalo beta.
Ashi (thinking):Koi mere liye please thoda zeher le aao.
Ashi: Okay Okay.Pehle Interview khatam kar lete hain.
Toh Ishwari ji!! Aap par yeh ilzaam hai ki aap ne apni beti Neha ke saath injustice kiya hai.Usko padhne nahin diya aapne kyunki aapko sirf Dev ko padhana tha.Iske baare main kya kehna chahegi aap??
Ishwari:Yeh tum kya keh rahi ho Beti?? Maine apni Neha ke saath kabhi kuch galat nahin kiya.Yahan tak ki maine toh Dev ka honeymoon bhi cancel karwaya sirf Neha keliye.
Ashi (raising her eyebrows):Accha Neha keliye?? Dev ke honeymoon ka Neha se kya lena dena??
Ishwari:Tum nahin samjhogi.Tum Maa nahin hona.Toh ek Maa ka dard kaise samjhogi??
Ashi:Aapko toh Newton Einstein bhi nahin samajh payenge.Toh main kya cheez hoon??
Ishwari:Kaisi baatein kar rahi ho tum?? Sharm nahi aati tumhein.
Uss Tia ke post par bhi tum aur tumhare dost mera kitna mazaak banate ho.
Ashi:Haila!! Isko Tia ke thread ke baare main kaise pata chala??
Ishwari:Haan Haila.Yahin bolti hai naa tumhari woh dost Tia.Inn 7 saalon main jab mera Dev mujhse door tha toh main IF par tum sabke posts padhke hi toh time pass karti thi.Tum sab mere baare main kitna bhala bura likhte ho.Koi bhi ek Maa ke dard ko nahi samajh paya.Har koi bas Sonakshi Sonakshi karta rehta hai din bhar.
Accha hua Bhaiya ne mujhe dikha diya woh post.
Ashi:Iss Narad Mama ko toh main chodungi nahin!!!!
Ishwari:Tum log itne pathar dil ke kaise hosakte ho jo ek Maa ke dard,uski takleefon ko nahin samajh paaye.Tum kya jaano ki mera aur mere Dev ka kya rishta hai??
Ashi:Haan!! Hum sab toh yahaan ganne chaba rahein hai.Sab kuch toh tujhe hi pata hai.
Ishwari:Accha Interview continue karo.Mujhe mere Dev ko call karna hai.
Ashi:Ishwari Ji,aap ko yeh shiqayat hai ki Dev aapse door hogaya hai.Par woh toh aaj bhi aapko respect karta hai.Phir aap uski life main itna interfere kyun karti hai??
Ishwari:Mera haq hai mere bete par!! Har Maa Baap apne bachon ka bhala hi toh chahte hain.Aur Bhagwaan bhi yeh jaanta hai ki maine kabhi apne bete ka bura nahin chaha.
Woh apni Maa se door hogaya hai.Par main usse waapas leke aaoongi.Tum dekh lena.
Ashi:Haan!! Jaise main toh cable ke paise isiliye deti hoon taaki tere manipulations aur emotional blackmails dekh sakoon.
Ishwari:Yeh aaj kal ke ladke ladkiyon ko badon se baat karne ki tameez nahin hai.Pata nahin Maa Baap kya kya sikha rahein hai.
Ashi:Oye!! Maa Baap par mat jaa.Chup chaap interview khatam kar aur dafa ho yahaan se.Baksh de mujhe!!!
Ishwari:Kaisi baatein kar rahi hai yeh ladki???Maa Baap ne sanskaar diye bhi hai ya nahin??
Ashi(fuming):I wish mere Mom Dad ne sanskaar nahi diya hota.Then I would have kicked you out myself.Jitna lihaaj kar rahi hoon woh bhi nahin karti.
Ishwari(looking smug):Tumhare paas mere sawalon ka koi jawab nahin hai.Kyunki yeh tum bhi jaanti ho ki maine sach kaha hai.
Ashi:Finally,our last question of the day.Tell us something about your equation with Mr Khatri??
Ishwari (shocked):Kya??? KkkhhhKhatri????
Ashi(thinking):Yeh achanak se Darr ki SRK ban gayi.Ab mazaa aayega.
Ashi:Infact we have invited him as a special guest.Abhi bulati hoon for a rapid fire round.Mr Khatri you may come in now.
Ishwari(frantically): Dev!!!! Dev!!!! Mera Dev mera intezaar kar raha hoga.Besan ka halwa bhi nahin khaya usne.
She runs away from that place like Milkha Singh.
Ashi(calling after her):Nahin milega Dev!! Woh toh Sona ke ghar ke bahar baitha hua hai.Uthne ka naam hi nahi le raha.
P.S.Meant as a fun post.No offence to anyone.
Edited by ---Andromeda--- - 8 years ago