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Posted: 8 years ago
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@ Ayesha🤣🤣You are too good.⭐️⭐️
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#72

Originally posted by: ---Andromeda---

Hello everyone!!! Welcome to the famous talk show,Coke With Ashi!!! Today we have a very famous guest with us.

Can you guess who she is??Okay!! Don't waste your time after her.Ladies and Gentlemen,I present you Mrs Ishwari Dixit!!!

Ashi:Welcome Mrs Dixit!! It's an (dis)honour to have you as my 1st guest.

Ishwari:Shukriya beta!! Par zara jaldi karo.Mera Dev mera intezaar kar raha hoga.Mujhe usse apne haathon se khaana khilana hai.Woh kya hai naa...

Ashi: Okay, okay Mrs Dixit.Aap couch baith jaiye.Lets begin the interview.(and end it ASAP)

Ashi:Toh Mrs Dixit,apne baare main kuch bataiye??

Ishwari(wiping off a tear):Waise toh maine apne jeevan main bohot sangharsh kiya hai Beti.Aur mere sangharsh ka sabse bada saboot hai mera beta.Mere jigar ka tukda.Mera Dev.Uska din bhi apni Maa se shuru hota hai aur khatam bhi mujhpe ho hota hai...

Ashi:Bas.Bas.Bas.Bohot hogaya.Tell us something about your son's love for Sonakshi??

Ishwari(looks petrified):Kyun tumne uss ladki ka naam liya???? Uss ladki ne mere bete ki zindagi barbaad kardi.Pehle mere bete se shaadi ki aur phir usko chod ke chali gayi zindagi ke ek aise mod par...

Ashi (muttering):Bas kar budhiya!! Bhagwaan se darr.Kitna jhoot bolegi??

Ishwari:Tumne kuch kaha beta??

Ashi:Nahin!! Maine kuch nahi kaha.Would you like to have coke??

Ishwari:Nahin beta.Main aisi waisi cheezen nahi peeti.Par main tumhare liye kuch layi hoon.Apne choole par apne haaton se banaya hua Besan Ka Halwa.

Ashi:Besan Ka Halwa????

Ishwari:Haan!! Uss din maine bohot pyaar se apne laadle Dev keliye banaya tha.Par usne toh iski or dekha bhi nahin.Uss din se maine isko bachakar rakha hai.Tum isse khaalo beta.

Ashi (thinking):Koi mere liye please thoda zeher le aao.

Ashi: Okay Okay.Pehle Interview khatam kar lete hain.
Toh Ishwari ji!! Aap par yeh ilzaam hai ki aap ne apni beti Neha ke saath injustice kiya hai.Usko padhne nahin diya aapne kyunki aapko sirf Dev ko padhana tha.Iske baare main kya kehna chahegi aap??

Ishwari:Yeh tum kya keh rahi ho Beti?? Maine apni Neha ke saath kabhi kuch galat nahin kiya.Yahan tak ki maine toh Dev ka honeymoon bhi cancel karwaya sirf Neha keliye.

Ashi (raising her eyebrows):Accha Neha keliye?? Dev ke honeymoon ka Neha se kya lena dena??

Ishwari:Tum nahin samjhogi.Tum Maa nahin hona.Toh ek Maa ka dard kaise samjhogi??

Ashi:Aapko toh Newton Einstein bhi nahin samajh payenge.Toh main kya cheez hoon??

Ishwari:Kaisi baatein kar rahi ho tum?? Sharm nahi aati tumhein.
Uss Tia ke post par bhi tum aur tumhare dost mera kitna mazaak banate ho.

Ashi:Haila!! Isko Tia ke thread ke baare main kaise pata chala??

Ishwari:Haan Haila.Yahin bolti hai naa tumhari woh dost Tia.Inn 7 saalon main jab mera Dev mujhse door tha toh maine IF par tum sabke posts padhke hi toh time pass karti thi.Tum sab mere baare main kitna bhala bura likhte ho.Koi bhi ek Maa ke dard ko nahi samajh paya.Har koi bas Sonakshi Sonakshi karta rehta hai din bhar.
Accha Bhaiya ne mujhe dikha diya woh post.

Ashi:Iss Narad Mama ko toh main chodungi nahin!!!!

Ishwari:Tum log itne pathar dil ke kaise hosakte ho jo ek Maa ke dard,uski takleefon ko nahin samajh paaye.Tum kya jaano ki mera aur mere Dev ka kya rishta hai??

Ashi:Haan!! Hum sab toh yahaan ganne chaba rahein hai.Sab kuch toh tujhe hi pata hai.

Ishwari:Accha Interview continue karo.Mujhe mere Dev ko call karna hai.

Ashi:Ishwari Ji,aap ko yeh shiqayat hai ki Dev aapse door hogaya hai.Par woh toh aaj bhi aapko respect karta hai.Phir aap uski life main itna interfere kyun karti hai??

Ishwari:Mera haq hai mere bete par!! Har Maa Baap apne bachon ka bhala hi toh chahte hain.Aur Bhagwaan bhi yeh jaanta hai ki maine kabhi apne bete ka bura nahin chaha.
Woh apni Maa se door hogaya hai.Par main usse waapas leke aaoongi.Tum dekh lena.

Ashi:Haan!! Jaise main toh cable ke paise isiliye deti hoon taaki tere manipulations aur emotional blackmails dekh sakoon.

Ishwari:Yeh aaj kal ke ladke ladkiyon ko badon se baat karne ki tameez nahin hai.Pata nahin Maa Baap kya kya sikha rahein hai.

Ashi:Oye!! Maa Baap par mat jaa.Chup chaap interview khatam kar aur dafa ho yahaan se.Baksh de mujhe!!!

Ishwari:Kaisi baatein kar rahi hai yeh ladki???Maa Baap ne sanskaar diye bhi hai ya nahin??

Ashi(fuming):I wish mere Mom Dad ne sanskaar nahi diya hota.Then I would have kicked you out myself.Jitna lihaaj kar rahi hoon woh bhi nahin karti.

Ishwari(looking smug):Tumhare paas mere sawalon ka koi jawab nahin hai.Kyunki yeh tum bhi jaanti ho ki maine sach kaha hai.

Ashi:Finally,our last question of the day.Tell us something about your equation with Mr Khatri??

Ishwari (shocked)
Ashi(thinking):Yeh achanak se Darr ki SRK ban gayi.Ab mazaa aayega.

Ashi:Infact we have invited him as a special guest.Abhi bulati hoon for a rapid fire round.Mr Khatri you may come in now.

Ishwari(frantically): Dev!!!! Dev!!!! Mera Dev mera intezaar kar raha hoga.Besan ka halwa bhi nahin khaya usne.

She runs away from that place like Milkha Singh.

Ashi(calling after her):Nahin milega Dev!! Woh toh Sona ke ghar ke bahar baitha hua hai.Uthne ka naam hi nahi le raha.




P.S.Meant as a fun post.No offence to anyone.






@ bold, 🤣🤣🤣

Am waking up people here because of my laughter! 😆

Tumhare paas mere sawalon ka koi jawab nahin hai.Kyunki yeh tum bhi jaanti ho ki maine sach kaha hai.
This is SO SO Ishwari! 🤣She is such a last word freak, doesn't matter even if she is being totally illogical in her arguments!
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Posted: 8 years ago
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Awww Sona.. 👏 You make me feel proud again and again.. Don't you worry darling that's not a pressure on you.. It's just a compliment.. 😉
I'm glad that the CVs made Sona-Soha talk about the school assignment and her teacher's feedback.. Wow.. These two are really setting some mom-daughter relationship goals..
What would have been an emotional teary eyed moment for the TRP audience has been made so smooth and clean.. Both mom-daughter accepted their fact of life and not blaming the situations that they are in.. 🤗 And yes talking about dad is not made a taboo by her mother.. How easily Soha shut her mother openly expressing her wants and needs.. Now I've the confidence that this little one will run to her mommy and will never hesitate to demand her needs. And yes she'll be very reasonable at it.. 👏 In the name of guilt and pampering Sona isn't spoiling the child.. The kid is growing up in the right hands and mom-daughter will grow up together learning many things in the process.. 🤗
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Posted: 8 years ago
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Originally posted by: ---Andromeda---

Hello everyone!!! Welcome to the famous talk show,Coke With Ashi!!! Today we have a very famous guest with us.

Can you guess who she is??Okay!! Don't waste your time after her.Ladies and Gentlemen,I present you Mrs Ishwari Dixit!!!

Ashi:Welcome Mrs Dixit!! It's an (dis)honour to have you as my 1st guest.

Ishwari:Shukriya beta!! Par zara jaldi karo.Mera Dev mera intezaar kar raha hoga.Mujhe usse apne haathon se khaana khilana hai.Woh kya hai naa...

Ashi: Okay, okay Mrs Dixit.Aap couch baith jaiye.Lets begin the interview.(and end it ASAP)

Ashi:Toh Mrs Dixit,apne baare main kuch bataiye??

Ishwari(wiping off a tear):Waise toh maine apne jeevan main bohot sangharsh kiya hai Beti.Aur mere sangharsh ka sabse bada saboot hai mera beta.Mere jigar ka tukda.Mera Dev.Uska din bhi apni Maa se shuru hota hai aur khatam bhi mujhpe ho hota hai...

Ashi:Bas.Bas.Bas.Bohot hogaya.Tell us something about your son's love for Sonakshi??

Ishwari(looks petrified):Kyun tumne uss ladki ka naam liya???? Uss ladki ne mere bete ki zindagi barbaad kardi.Pehle mere bete se shaadi ki aur phir usko chod ke chali gayi zindagi ke ek aise mod par...

Ashi (muttering):Bas kar budhiya!! Bhagwaan se darr.Kitna jhoot bolegi??

Ishwari:Tumne kuch kaha beta??

Ashi:Nahin!! Maine kuch nahi kaha.Would you like to have coke??

Ishwari:Nahin beta.Main aisi waisi cheezen nahi peeti.Par main tumhare liye kuch layi hoon.Apne choole par apne haaton se banaya hua Besan Ka Halwa.

Ashi:Besan Ka Halwa????

Ishwari:Haan!! Uss din maine bohot pyaar se apne laadle Dev keliye banaya tha.Par usne toh iski or dekha bhi nahin.Uss din se maine isko bachakar rakha hai.Tum isse khaalo beta.

Ashi (thinking):Koi mere liye please thoda zeher le aao.

Ashi: Okay Okay.Pehle Interview khatam kar lete hain.
Toh Ishwari ji!! Aap par yeh ilzaam hai ki aap ne apni beti Neha ke saath injustice kiya hai.Usko padhne nahin diya aapne kyunki aapko sirf Dev ko padhana tha.Iske baare main kya kehna chahegi aap??

Ishwari:Yeh tum kya keh rahi ho Beti?? Maine apni Neha ke saath kabhi kuch galat nahin kiya.Yahan tak ki maine toh Dev ka honeymoon bhi cancel karwaya sirf Neha keliye.

Ashi (raising her eyebrows):Accha Neha keliye?? Dev ke honeymoon ka Neha se kya lena dena??

Ishwari:Tum nahin samjhogi.Tum Maa nahin hona.Toh ek Maa ka dard kaise samjhogi??

Ashi:Aapko toh Newton Einstein bhi nahin samajh payenge.Toh main kya cheez hoon??

Ishwari:Kaisi baatein kar rahi ho tum?? Sharm nahi aati tumhein.
Uss Tia ke post par bhi tum aur tumhare dost mera kitna mazaak banate ho.

Ashi:Haila!! Isko Tia ke thread ke baare main kaise pata chala??

Ishwari:Haan Haila.Yahin bolti hai naa tumhari woh dost Tia.Inn 7 saalon main jab mera Dev mujhse door tha toh maine IF par tum sabke posts padhke hi toh time pass karti thi.Tum sab mere baare main kitna bhala bura likhte ho.Koi bhi ek Maa ke dard ko nahi samajh paya.Har koi bas Sonakshi Sonakshi karta rehta hai din bhar.
Accha Bhaiya ne mujhe dikha diya woh post.

Ashi:Iss Narad Mama ko toh main chodungi nahin!!!!

Ishwari:Tum log itne pathar dil ke kaise hosakte ho jo ek Maa ke dard,uski takleefon ko nahin samajh paaye.Tum kya jaano ki mera aur mere Dev ka kya rishta hai??

Ashi:Haan!! Hum sab toh yahaan ganne chaba rahein hai.Sab kuch toh tujhe hi pata hai.

Ishwari:Accha Interview continue karo.Mujhe mere Dev ko call karna hai.

Ashi:Ishwari Ji,aap ko yeh shiqayat hai ki Dev aapse door hogaya hai.Par woh toh aaj bhi aapko respect karta hai.Phir aap uski life main itna interfere kyun karti hai??

Ishwari:Mera haq hai mere bete par!! Har Maa Baap apne bachon ka bhala hi toh chahte hain.Aur Bhagwaan bhi yeh jaanta hai ki maine kabhi apne bete ka bura nahin chaha.
Woh apni Maa se door hogaya hai.Par main usse waapas leke aaoongi.Tum dekh lena.

Ashi:Haan!! Jaise main toh cable ke paise isiliye deti hoon taaki tere manipulations aur emotional blackmails dekh sakoon.

Ishwari:Yeh aaj kal ke ladke ladkiyon ko badon se baat karne ki tameez nahin hai.Pata nahin Maa Baap kya kya sikha rahein hai.

Ashi:Oye!! Maa Baap par mat jaa.Chup chaap interview khatam kar aur dafa ho yahaan se.Baksh de mujhe!!!

Ishwari:Kaisi baatein kar rahi hai yeh ladki???Maa Baap ne sanskaar diye bhi hai ya nahin??

Ashi(fuming):I wish mere Mom Dad ne sanskaar nahi diya hota.Then I would have kicked you out myself.Jitna lihaaj kar rahi hoon woh bhi nahin karti.

Ishwari(looking smug):Tumhare paas mere sawalon ka koi jawab nahin hai.Kyunki yeh tum bhi jaanti ho ki maine sach kaha hai.

Ashi:Finally,our last question of the day.Tell us something about your equation with Mr Khatri??

Ishwari (shocked):Kya??? KkkhhhKhatri????

Ashi(thinking):Yeh achanak se Darr ki SRK ban gayi.Ab mazaa aayega.

Ashi:Infact we have invited him as a special guest.Abhi bulati hoon for a rapid fire round.Mr Khatri you may come in now.

Ishwari(frantically): Dev!!!! Dev!!!! Mera Dev mera intezaar kar raha hoga.Besan ka halwa bhi nahin khaya usne.

She runs away from that place like Milkha Singh.

Ashi(calling after her):Nahin milega Dev!! Woh toh Sona ke ghar ke bahar baitha hua hai.Uthne ka naam hi nahi le raha.




P.S.Meant as a fun post.No offence to anyone.










🤣 👏 wah bhai kya kidki thod interview of mrs dig shit ...maza hi maza tha ...khatri ke naam sunkar Kiran ...darr ki kiran bangaye.

Cancer ka treatment hai per is bemari ki ilaaz nahi.
God , scientists also could crack this specimen halwa bana atha hai buzz when god created her he forgot to put brains instead he installed atta ...
Newton / Einstein bechare if they were there iss formula ka answer nahi crack Kerr pate ...
Abdul Kalamaji ne kaha " sapne dekho"" per mai tho kehte hu aise sapne koun dekhta hai .
Andaz apna apna me crime master go ki story jab aamar sunata hai " Bacha so ja go go ajayega " per meri story me sona " sojao soha nahi tho teri nani ajayegi""


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Posted: 8 years ago
#75

Originally posted by: Push-pull

Awww Sona.. 👏 You make me feel proud again and again.. Don't you worry darling that's not a pressure on you.. It's just a compliment.. 😉

I'm glad that the CVs made Sona-Soha talk about the school assignment and her teacher's feedback.. Wow.. These two are really setting some mom-daughter relationship goals..
What would have been an emotional teary eyed moment for the TRP audience has been made so smooth and clean.. Both mom-daughter accepted their fact of life and not blaming the situations that they are in.. 🤗 And yes talking about dad is not made a taboo by her mother.. How easily Soha shut her mother openly expressing her wants and needs.. Now I've the confidence that this little one will run to her mommy and will never hesitate to demand her needs. And yes she'll be very reasonable at it.. 👏 In the name of guilt and pampering Sona isn't spoiling the child.. The kid is growing up in the right hands and mom-daughter will grow up together learning many things in the process.. 🤗


@bold, Exactly! Sonakshi never made Soha feel bad about being parented by a single mother.The Boses know how to accept the situations for what they are and then make the most of it! Imagine the role reversal of Dev and his family having ended up on the streets because of his marriage instead of Sonakhi and her family, Ishwari would have mercilessly stabbed him everyday with her taunts. But the Boses didn't utter a word against their daughter, rather they made her aware of her strengths that she had long forgotten since her marriage!
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Originally posted by: Push-pull

Awww Sona.. 👏 You make me feel proud again and again.. Don't you worry darling that's not a pressure on you.. It's just a compliment.. 😉

I'm glad that the CVs made Sona-Soha talk about the school assignment and her teacher's feedback.. Wow.. These two are really setting some mom-daughter relationship goals..
What would have been an emotional teary eyed moment for the TRP audience has been made so smooth and clean.. Both mom-daughter accepted their fact of life and not blaming the situations that they are in.. 🤗 And yes talking about dad is not made a taboo by her mother.. How easily Soha shut her mother openly expressing her wants and needs.. Now I've the confidence that this little one will run to her mommy and will never hesitate to demand her needs. And yes she'll be very reasonable at it.. 👏 In the name of guilt and pampering Sona isn't spoiling the child.. The kid is growing up in the right hands and mom-daughter will grow up together learning many things in the process.. 🤗

Exactly.Sona has made all of us proud.
You know whenever someone says that Sonakshi is not a good mother,I feel like laughing.

She has given everything to Soha.Love,care,affection and also freedom.She has taught Soha how to fly.And today she told her openly that she will allow her to meet her father whenever Soha wishes too.Now who will say that she is insecure??

Sona and Soha have no secrets between them.They are open to each other.That's truly mother-daughter relationship goals.
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Posted: 8 years ago
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Originally posted by: aadk

Tia, I was right! 🤣 The other thread in the forum is filled with how Sona is wronging the child by not being able to read her emotions. Am sure in the coming days if Soha even just utters the word 'papa', people will go like' Aww, look how the child is missing her father'. Holding on to smallest of the small incidents like lifeline to justify how bad a mother Sonakshi is ! Kuch bhi karke Ishwari aur Sonakshi ko ek dikhana hai!

Oh God,I can never understand this need to prove Sona wrong in every matter by some. There was not even a single scene where Soha is sad about not meeting her father. She is curious but it's not an issue for her. If we say she's too young to decide,then that should go even if she does express her desire to meet her father,shouldn't it? But ,no. Then she'll suddenly be considered grown up enough to decide such a big thing for herself.
There should be more concern for Golu than Soha.
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Posted: 8 years ago
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Awwwieee Asha.. 😳 She looks so so pretty and beautiful.. 😳
And Daadi too.. This house never fails to bring a big fat smile on my face. And today it was plastered on my face from beginning to end.. Now I know where Soha has got that beautiful smile from which is pasted on her face all the time.
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Posted: 8 years ago
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That's why I don't even go there.

It's like this.

Soha: Pa...

Arre Soha apne papa ko kitna miss kar rahee hain.

Soha: Pani maang rahee hoon, aunty.

Soha: Da...

Dekha dekha Sonakshi usse apne Daddy se milne nehin de rahee hain.

Soha: Dal nehin banegi kya aaj?

Soha: Ba...

Ab to Soha andar se ro rahee hain apne Baba ke liye.

Soha: Band karo yeh bakwas. Kitni baar bolu ki nehin milna hain Pappa, Daddy, Baba se. Nehin karna hain share Mummy ki time ko. Ek hi sawal pachas baad poochne se log sirf irritate hote hain, isse jawab thodi badalta hain.

Originally posted by: aadk

Tia, I was right! 🤣 The other thread in the forum is filled with how Sona is wronging the child by not being able to read her emotions. Am sure in the coming days if Soha even just utters the word 'papa', people will go like' Aww, look how the child is missing her father'. Holding on to smallest of the small incidents like lifeline to justify how bad a mother Sonakshi is ! Kuch bhi karke Ishwari aur Sonakshi ko ek dikhana hai!

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Ha ha Ashi, you took up to herself to interview Ishwari? What a courage my dear. 👏

Originally posted by: ---Andromeda---

Hello everyone!!! Welcome to the famous talk show,Coke With Ashi!!! Today we have a very famous guest with us.

Can you guess who she is??Okay!! Don't waste your time after her.Ladies and Gentlemen,I present you Mrs Ishwari Dixit!!!

Ashi:Welcome Mrs Dixit!! It's an (dis)honour to have you as my 1st guest.

Ishwari:Shukriya beta!! Par zara jaldi karo.Mera Dev mera intezaar kar raha hoga.Mujhe usse apne haathon se khaana khilana hai.Woh kya hai naa...

Ashi: Okay, okay Mrs Dixit.Aap couch baith jaiye.Lets begin the interview.(and end it ASAP)

Ashi:Toh Mrs Dixit,apne baare main kuch bataiye??

Ishwari(wiping off a tear):Waise toh maine apne jeevan main bohot sangharsh kiya hai Beti.Aur mere sangharsh ka sabse bada saboot hai mera beta.Mere jigar ka tukda.Mera Dev.Uska din bhi apni Maa se shuru hota hai aur khatam bhi mujhpe ho hota hai...

Ashi:Bas.Bas.Bas.Bohot hogaya.Tell us something about your son's love for Sonakshi??

Ishwari(looks petrified):Kyun tumne uss ladki ka naam liya???? Uss ladki ne mere bete ki zindagi barbaad kardi.Pehle mere bete se shaadi ki aur phir usko chod ke chali gayi zindagi ke ek aise mod par...

Ashi (muttering):Bas kar budhiya!! Bhagwaan se darr.Kitna jhoot bolegi??

Ishwari:Tumne kuch kaha beta??

Ashi:Nahin!! Maine kuch nahi kaha.Would you like to have coke??

Ishwari:Nahin beta.Main aisi waisi cheezen nahi peeti.Par main tumhare liye kuch layi hoon.Apne choole par apne haaton se banaya hua Besan Ka Halwa.

Ashi:Besan Ka Halwa????

Ishwari:Haan!! Uss din maine bohot pyaar se apne laadle Dev keliye banaya tha.Par usne toh iski or dekha bhi nahin.Uss din se maine isko bachakar rakha hai.Tum isse khaalo beta.

Ashi (thinking):Koi mere liye please thoda zeher le aao.

Ashi: Okay Okay.Pehle Interview khatam kar lete hain.
Toh Ishwari ji!! Aap par yeh ilzaam hai ki aap ne apni beti Neha ke saath injustice kiya hai.Usko padhne nahin diya aapne kyunki aapko sirf Dev ko padhana tha.Iske baare main kya kehna chahegi aap??

Ishwari:Yeh tum kya keh rahi ho Beti?? Maine apni Neha ke saath kabhi kuch galat nahin kiya.Yahan tak ki maine toh Dev ka honeymoon bhi cancel karwaya sirf Neha keliye.

Ashi (raising her eyebrows):Accha Neha keliye?? Dev ke honeymoon ka Neha se kya lena dena??

Ishwari:Tum nahin samjhogi.Tum Maa nahin hona.Toh ek Maa ka dard kaise samjhogi??

Ashi:Aapko toh Newton Einstein bhi nahin samajh payenge.Toh main kya cheez hoon??

Ishwari:Kaisi baatein kar rahi ho tum?? Sharm nahi aati tumhein.
Uss Tia ke post par bhi tum aur tumhare dost mera kitna mazaak banate ho.

Ashi:Haila!! Isko Tia ke thread ke baare main kaise pata chala??

Ishwari:Haan Haila.Yahin bolti hai naa tumhari woh dost Tia.Inn 7 saalon main jab mera Dev mujhse door tha toh main IF par tum sabke posts padhke hi toh time pass karti thi.Tum sab mere baare main kitna bhala bura likhte ho.Koi bhi ek Maa ke dard ko nahi samajh paya.Har koi bas Sonakshi Sonakshi karta rehta hai din bhar.
Accha hua Bhaiya ne mujhe dikha diya woh post.

Ashi:Iss Narad Mama ko toh main chodungi nahin!!!!

Ishwari:Tum log itne pathar dil ke kaise hosakte ho jo ek Maa ke dard,uski takleefon ko nahin samajh paaye.Tum kya jaano ki mera aur mere Dev ka kya rishta hai??

Ashi:Haan!! Hum sab toh yahaan ganne chaba rahein hai.Sab kuch toh tujhe hi pata hai.

Ishwari:Accha Interview continue karo.Mujhe mere Dev ko call karna hai.

Ashi:Ishwari Ji,aap ko yeh shiqayat hai ki Dev aapse door hogaya hai.Par woh toh aaj bhi aapko respect karta hai.Phir aap uski life main itna interfere kyun karti hai??

Ishwari:Mera haq hai mere bete par!! Har Maa Baap apne bachon ka bhala hi toh chahte hain.Aur Bhagwaan bhi yeh jaanta hai ki maine kabhi apne bete ka bura nahin chaha.
Woh apni Maa se door hogaya hai.Par main usse waapas leke aaoongi.Tum dekh lena.

Ashi:Haan!! Jaise main toh cable ke paise isiliye deti hoon taaki tere manipulations aur emotional blackmails dekh sakoon.

Ishwari:Yeh aaj kal ke ladke ladkiyon ko badon se baat karne ki tameez nahin hai.Pata nahin Maa Baap kya kya sikha rahein hai.

Ashi:Oye!! Maa Baap par mat jaa.Chup chaap interview khatam kar aur dafa ho yahaan se.Baksh de mujhe!!!

Ishwari:Kaisi baatein kar rahi hai yeh ladki???Maa Baap ne sanskaar diye bhi hai ya nahin??

Ashi(fuming):I wish mere Mom Dad ne sanskaar nahi diya hota.Then I would have kicked you out myself.Jitna lihaaj kar rahi hoon woh bhi nahin karti.

Ishwari(looking smug):Tumhare paas mere sawalon ka koi jawab nahin hai.Kyunki yeh tum bhi jaanti ho ki maine sach kaha hai.

Ashi:Finally,our last question of the day.Tell us something about your equation with Mr Khatri??

Ishwari (shocked):Kya??? KkkhhhKhatri????

Ashi(thinking):Yeh achanak se Darr ki SRK ban gayi.Ab mazaa aayega.

Ashi:Infact we have invited him as a special guest.Abhi bulati hoon for a rapid fire round.Mr Khatri you may come in now.

Ishwari(frantically): Dev!!!! Dev!!!! Mera Dev mera intezaar kar raha hoga.Besan ka halwa bhi nahin khaya usne.

She runs away from that place like Milkha Singh.

Ashi(calling after her):Nahin milega Dev!! Woh toh Sona ke ghar ke bahar baitha hua hai.Uthne ka naam hi nahi le raha.




P.S.Meant as a fun post.No offence to anyone.




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