Heer : bouhat intezar kia mein ne tumhara shukar hai tum a gaye , aik tum hi to ho jise ye heer dilo jaan se chahti hai
Man : mujhe se shadi karo gi??
Heer: Haan Karo gi bouhat pyar karti ho mein tum se, Rohit!!
Children : cut cut, Rohit nahi rahul ddlg mein srk ka naam rahul tha rahul
Meher : Kia didi pora short kahrab kar diya app ko itna bi yaad nahi rehta kitna famous naam hai, rahul!!!
Children : Heer didi her film me srk ka naam rahul hi to hota hai
Heer : Tum bi na bas bas bouhat ho gayi ye shooting
Meher: arey lakin didi
Heer: bus meher mujhe bauji ko khana dene jana hai unke khane ke waqat ho gaya hai
Chidren :Ab kia karien meher didi herion to chali gayi
Meher : oh to kia huwa mein kar ke dekho gi mein ho na
Meher:- oye kaha ge sare abhi to yahi the ye bache bi na , aur ye heer didi na waha beath kar na aram se bauji ko lissi pila rehi ho gi
(written by sana)
Heer and Balraj Lassi scene
Heer:- Papaji lassi
Balraj:- La beta!!
Heer:- bauji!!!
Balraj:- kya hua beta!!!
Heer:- Apki muchen!!!
Balraj:- oh ho...
Balraj:- lassi wasi to sab thik hai beta, lekin iski jagha agar nithu halwai ki jalebi hoti na to maza ajata
Heer:- to ma mujhe or apko, dono ko nathulal ki kardhai mein tal deti..
Balraj:- or wo bhi kacha!!!
Balraj:- acha puttar yeh to das wo teri ma to hitler hai kethe (where is your mother)
Heer:- or kahan papaji, waheguru di sharan vich!! (waheguru ki sharan mein)
(written by kiran)
Teji and Balraj in the memory of their lost child
Teji:- tu jahan par bhi hai, yaad to bohot karta hoga hume, hum bhi tujhe bohot yaad karte hai beta..
Teji:- tere bauji ko bohot zarurat hai teri, Heer ka rishta Prem se tai hua tha, lekin Canada se wo log wapis hi nahi aye aj tak, or na hi kabhi koi baat hui..
Teji:- Ghar mein na, Meher ke rishtey ki baat chal rahi hai, bardi se pehle chota ka rishta, chinta bhi hai or zimedari bhi
Balraj:- teji!!!!
Balraj:- Teji tambe ke lotte mein, pani bhar kar mere kamre mein rakh diya kya??
Teji:- hanji!!
Balraj:- Kurta bhi tang diya??
Teji:- Ji!!
Balraj:- chatt pe jo gile kaparde sukhe the wo utha liye??
Teji:- ap yeh sab kyun poch rahe ho ji, ap to jante ho main kabhi koi chez nahi bhul ti,
Balraj:- yeh hi to sawal hai, tu use bhulti kyun nahi???
Balraj:- bhul ja use, ab wo humare sath nahi hai, nahi hai wo yahan par
Balraj:- kyun din0raat uski nishani se baatein karti rehti hai tu??
Teji:- ap jante ho ki apke in sawalo ke mere pas koi jawab nahi hai..
Balraj:- jin sawalon ka koi jawab nahi hota teji,
Balraj:- un sawalon ke jawab dhondne mein admi apnea p ko pareshan karta hai
Balraj:- pata haina tuje, use yaad karte karte tu khud ko bhul jati hai
Teji:- Kya karun?? Ma huna, khud ko bhul sakti hun lekin apne kaleje ke tukarde ko nahi
Teji:- barso pehle, jab railway station koi utha le gaya tha use, tab se aj tak chain ki neend nahi soi main..
Teji:- jab bhi uski umar ka koi mere aas-pass se guzar jata hai, to lagta hai, lagta hai ki use rok ke puchun kahin tu mera beta to nahi..
Teji:- pata nahi kaha hoga mera beta, kaisa hoga..
Teji:- use kisi ma ka anchal, ghar ka angan naseeb hua bhi hai ya nahi..
Balraj:- main tuje use bhulne ko nahi keh raha teji, par hamesha tu use yaad karke, khud ko itni takaleef deti hai, yeh mujhse nahi dekha jata, bohot dil dukhta hai mera..
Heer:- Ma-papaji!!
Heer:- Daljeet chachi agai maine gardi dekhi unki..
Teji:- chal!!!
Balwant and Daljeet's entry
Balwant:- oh le bhai daljeet!!! Oh gadi (car) yahin tak hi jayegi, age veerji ke ghar padal chalna pardega, chal aja..
Balwant:- oh teri, bhai itne bhari, atechi (suitcase) main kya pathar bharde hue hai??
Balwant:- oh mae keha suneyo!!! Muje pata hai apke pair barde nazuk hai, lekin gaon mein ake na thorda ajust karna pardta hai..Mae keha suneyo, thorda kasht karlo paidal chalke..
(written by kiran)
(Caps by mou)
(avis by priya/Desh Arts)
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