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sukrutha

@Sukrutha

Sparkler

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Posted: 15 years ago

#21

A: I have the perfect son.
B: Does he smoke?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: Does he drink whiskey?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: Does he ever come home late?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he?
A: He will be six months old next Wednesday.

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Namrata Kumari

@NIMMY

Voyager

Posted: 15 years ago

#22

lolz ........ nice

liked Prem and Preets joke

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...Pwincess...

@...Pwincess...

Rocker

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Posted: 15 years ago

#23

Another joke:

A doctor says to his patient, "I have bad news and worse news".
"Oh dear, what's the bad news?" asks the patient.
The doctor replies, "You only have 24 hours to live."
"That's terrible", said the patient. "How can the news possibly be worse?"
The doctor replies, "I've been trying to contact you since yesterday."

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...Pwincess...

@...Pwincess...

Rocker

+ 3

Posted: 15 years ago

#24

teacher asked : Why are you late for school?
Chahat: Because of the Sign.
Teacher : What Sign?
Chahat : The sign that says "School ahead go slow"

Edited by pwincess1 - 15 years ago

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...Pwincess...

@...Pwincess...

Rocker

+ 3

Posted: 15 years ago

#25

A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically,
"Relatives of yours?"
"Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws."

Edited by pwincess1 - 15 years ago

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-SnowKid-

@-SnowKid-

Dazzler

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Posted: 15 years ago

#26

blufate.14 , pwincess1, Noor.......funny jokes🤣🤣

Edited by sadhz - 15 years ago

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-SnowKid-

@-SnowKid-

Dazzler

+ 2

Posted: 15 years ago

#27

another 1
1. wt do u call a selection which does not like to work?
- Lazybones
2. wt did one maths book say to another?
- Problems
3. wt did one eye say to the other?
- there is something between us that smells
4. why do birds fiy?
- to avoid traffic on the road

Edited by sadhz - 15 years ago

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...Pwincess...

@...Pwincess...

Rocker

+ 3

Posted: 15 years ago

#28

"What time does the library open?" the man on the phone asked.
"Nine A.M." came the reply. "And what's the idea of calling me at home in the middle of the night to ask a question like that?"
"Not until nine A.M.?" the man asked in a disappointed voice.
"No, not till nine A.M.!" the librarian said. "Why do you want to get in before nine A.M.?"
"Who said I wanted to get in?" the man sighed sadly. "I want to get out."

i know its not that funny!

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...Pwincess...

@...Pwincess...

Rocker

+ 3

Posted: 15 years ago

#29

A jokes fun club. All the jokes are catalogued and the old members know their numbers. An old member says:
- Five!
All laugh. Another member:
- Twenty four!
General laugh. A newbie, first time in one session, saw that's enough tell the number of a joke, decides to try:
- Sixteen!
Absolute silence. Nobody laugh. One of the old members tells him:
- Colleague, doesn't matter the joke, it's important to tell it well.

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...Pwincess...

@...Pwincess...

Rocker

+ 3

Posted: 15 years ago

#30

In a restaurant, a man ordered soup but, as soon as it arrived, he had to go to the bathroom. To make sure that nobody touched his soup while he is away, he wrote on a napkin: "I SPIT IN THE SOUP".
When he returned, he found another message on napkin: "ME, TOO".

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