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...Pwincess...

@...Pwincess...

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Posted: 15 years ago

#11

Note: it doesnt have to be in hindi, it can be in any language even urdu and english

as long as everyone understands

(eventhough i understand english better everyone has their own opinion.)

plz dont hesitate and plzzz plzzzz post!

Thankyou!

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NOOR

@Noor_PremHeer

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Posted: 15 years ago

#12

GUys Share some jokes!!

we all know its awesome idea!! hehe

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...Pwincess...

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Posted: 15 years ago

#13

heres the first joke:

Nihaal says to his buddy, "You'll never believe what happened last night." His buddy says, "Well then, tell me what happened." Nihaalsays, "Last night the doorbell rang, and when I opened the door, there was my ex-mother-in-law (Gayatri) on the front porch." She said, "Can I stay here for a few days?"

I said, "Of course, you can," and shut the door.

plz can you write some jokes too.

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...Pwincess...

@...Pwincess...

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Posted: 15 years ago

#14

😆Another joke:

Three mothers were sitting around comparing notes on their exemplary offspring. "There never was a daughter more devoted than my Ash," said Mrs. Daljeet with a sniff. "Every summer, she takes me to the Catskills for a week, and every winter, we spend a week at Delray Beach." "That's nothing compared to what my Geet does for me," declared Mrs. Jasmeet proudly. "Every winter, she treats me to two weeks in Miami, and in the summer, two weeks in the Hamptons, in my own private guest house." Mrs. Gayatri sat back with a proud smile. "Nobody loves her mother like my Veera does. Nobody." "So what does she do?" asked the two women, turning to her.

"Three times a week, she gets into a cab, goes to the best psychiatrist in the city, and pays him a hundred and fifty dollars an
hour - just to talk about me

🤣

Edited by pwincess1 - 15 years ago

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-SnowKid-

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Posted: 15 years ago

#15

JOKE
(Two man were going on a boat. They saw a hole in boat & the water entering)
Prem- oh no......water is entering.
Preet- now wt to do?
Prem- think,
Preet-( makes another hole in the boat)
Prem- wt have u done?
Preet- foolish, from one hole the water will come & from the other hole the water will go out🤣

Edited by sadhz - 15 years ago

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-SnowKid-

@-SnowKid-

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Posted: 15 years ago

#16

2nd joke- its short
Man1 - why r u bathing your hen by hot water?
Man2 - so that it will give boiled eggs 😆

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...Pwincess...

@...Pwincess...

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Posted: 15 years ago

#17

🤣

thanx Sadhna

they were hilarious

so like Preet!

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NOOR

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Posted: 15 years ago

#18

here is mine!!!

2 blonds walked into a pub, the barman said ''why are you so happy?'' and they said ''because we completed a jigsaw in 6 weeks that said 2-3 years on the box''

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sukrutha

@Sukrutha

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Posted: 15 years ago

#19

Teacher: What are some products of the West Indies?
Student: I don't know.
Teacher: Of course, you do. Where do you get sugar from?
Student: We borrow it from our neighbor.

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sukrutha

@Sukrutha

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Posted: 15 years ago

#20

Preet: Dad, what is an idiot?
Lallu: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way that another person who is listening to him can't understand him. Do you understand me?
Preet: No.(indirectly he means lallu is an idiot..🤣)

Edited by blufate.14 - 15 years ago

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