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...Pwincess...

@...Pwincess...

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+ 3

Posted: 15 years ago

#31

A man walks by the sea and suddenly hears someone yelling:
- Help, help! I'm drowning, I don't know how to swim!
He turns around, notices a man drowning, and asks:
- Parla Italiano?
The drowning man says:
- Si, si! Parlo Italiano! Aiuto, per favore!
- You idiot! It would have been better for you to learn how to swim than to learn Italian.

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Annwesha

@annwesha09

Voyager

Posted: 15 years ago

#32

Nice post Nabiha. Reading all the jokes, I m just 🤣🤣🤣

Here is one:-

The clerk said, "This little computer will do half of your job for you."
After studying the machine minutely, the Manager said, "Fine, I will take two."

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Aasma rai

@-raiAasma-

Voyager

Posted: 15 years ago

#33

Nice jokes everyone..here's mine..
Husband got his salary on Friday and went straight to the bar..got full drunk with his friends and after his all money finished went back home only on Monday..!
Wife at the door asking: where have you been for three days.
Husband: sorry was enjoyin with friends so forgot to come home and I finished all the money too..!
Wife:will you not mind if you will not see me for three days..!
Husband:confidently and happily said no I won't mind..!
He didn't saw her on Tuesday ..not even on Wednesday after three days his swolen eyes got little healed and saw his wife little little on thrusday..!

Edited by harshaasma - 15 years ago

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...Pwincess...

@...Pwincess...

Rocker

+ 3

Posted: 15 years ago

#34

Originally posted by: harshaasma
Nice jokes everyone..here's mine..
Husband got his salary on Friday and went straight to the bar..got full drunk with his friends and after his all money finished went back home only on Monday..!
Wife at the door asking: where have you been for three days.
Husband: sorry was enjoyin with friends so forgot to come home and I finished all the money too..!
Wife:will you not mind if you will not see me for three days..!
Husband:confidently and happily said no I won't mind..!
He didn't saw her on Tuesday ..not even on Wednesday after three days his swolen eyes got little healed and saw his wife little little on thrusday..!

🤣

Edited by pwincess1 - 15 years ago

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-SnowKid-

@-SnowKid-

Dazzler

+ 2

Posted: 14 years ago

#35

FLAT TYRE
sir: y r u late?
student: sir, my bicycle tyre was punctured
sir: how could all ur bicycles have the same problem? impossible......
student: it is possible, sir we were all on the same bicycle.......😆

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-SnowKid-

@-SnowKid-

Dazzler

+ 2

Posted: 14 years ago

#36

nice jokes...........🤣

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-SnowKid-

@-SnowKid-

Dazzler

+ 2

Posted: 14 years ago

#37

sir- where does honey come from?
student- from honey bees
sir- and butter?
student- from butterflies........
😆

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NOOR

@Noor_PremHeer

Rocker

+ 2

Posted: 14 years ago

#38

Originally posted by: harshaasma
Nice jokes everyone..here's mine..
Husband got his salary on Friday and went straight to the bar..got full drunk with his friends and after his all money finished went back home only on Monday..!
Wife at the door asking: where have you been for three days.
Husband: sorry was enjoyin with friends so forgot to come home and I finished all the money too..!
Wife:will you not mind if you will not see me for three days..!
Husband:confidently and happily said no I won't mind..!
He didn't saw her on Tuesday ..not even on Wednesday after three days his swolen eyes got little healed and saw his wife little little on thrusday..!

🤣🤣

awesome one!!!