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Well guys, as my "source" promised, here is the revelation about PHINGOLI and Prem's thoughts during that. If you haven't read my source's other MAJOR revelation, please do check this out ( http://www.india-forums.com/forum_posts.asp?TID=1268447 ) , it would tell you all about the dirty secrets of SP and Ekta!
Anyways back to this new revelation, my source and even SP and Ekta knows how much Phingoli means to the PDZs (Phried Dimag Zombies) so during one "recent" Phingoli session (that got cut because SP is really really scared of the reaction of PDZs and more so of the doctors and the NGO workers), SP and Ekta connected Prem's brain to a new age monitor designed by our very own Dr. Estee to see what Prem really thinks and maybe that would give them an idea to why this PREM and HEER creature do weird things to PDZs brains. Sadly for them, it revealed a little too much of what they didn't want to know and almost nothing of what they really wanted to know. Read on to find out.....
My source says, as we all know, PHINGOLI thoughts first entered PREM creature's brain during the ANDA scene last year.....they died down a bit when he became tandori chicken and decided to be a brainless git with a hole somewhere in his body but once thanks to PDZs crazy antics and demends (and maybe HEER creature had something to do with it as well), these PHINGOLI thoughts came back and made PREM creature's brain into a PDZ as well, except this time PDZ stands for PHINGOLI DMAG ZOMBIE.
Once they separated with PREM creature going to Canada for six years, only one thing roamed his brain.....why why why was he not playing PHINGOLI with his HEER creature? Did he really play PHINGOLI with that Ashlesha creature? He tried to remember hard but too bad for him, salt water really makes him drunk and he couldn't remember anything about that unfortunate night. Well have no fear! Thanks again to the PDZs (the Phried Dimag ones), he was back with his HEER creature and obv. once they reunited, PHINGOLI sessions (this time sans Glob's camera....for more on that read Best Friend SS, yes I like to advertise too) were on an all time high which SP refused to show once again thanks to the threats of the doctors and NGOs. These PHINGOLI sessions had two advantages, 1) Prem's PDZ condition was getting fed (maybe thats not an advantage) and 2) he finally remembered that night with Ashlesha.
You see, once Prem creature was you know getting "busy" with his Heer creature, instead of thinking how beautiful his Heer creature looks or how happy he is, he kept on thinking (and this is where Dr. Estee's monitor thingie comes in hand) "Will Veera's atma disturb us now?" He actually had to stop and wait for a few minutes and at one point he thought he saw Veera in a white sari singing "CHE SAAL BAAD, CHE SAAL BAAD" and going "I am back to disturb you PREM BHAIYA!" and well he really had to stop cause he was indeed disturbed cause Veera really needed a haircut. He always thought long hair didn't suit her.
Talking about hair, another time, when he and his HEER creature were once again playing Monopoly (well you know what I mean), HEER creature ran her fingers through his hair and instead of getting happy, his thoughts went to "Will Glob mother come to put oil in my hair now?" And at that point, he thought he smelled coconut oil and really who wants to smell COCONUT oil when they are "buying land in Central Park" and who wants to think of their mother when you "won some more money"? So once again he was disturbed and had to put a stop to the game of Monopoly.
And than once he and his HEER creature were playing "Footie" and every time he would come close to scoring a "goal" he only had one thought in his mind, "Will the three stooges (Meher, Geet, Kuldi) come to tease us now?" He was surely, just when he would score a free kick, the stooges would come and cheer for them with the Bandar face Harman right behind trying to change his facial expression. Does he really want the stooges to cheer for him when he "score"? No he doesn't and that disturbed him and the game of footie came to an end and the winner was......."THE THREE STOOGES and Bandar Face"!
Last time, thanks to his frustration and excitement, the bed moved a little and he thought "Will there be an earthquake Antarctica now?" Basically he knew, just knew from past experiences (when they were still together before the weird leap), something or someone surely has to disturb them right when the fun starts.....it is written in his fate or more like in the script the creatives gave him, that something has to put a stop to his enjoyment and make his brain be more of a PDZ (Phingoli kind not the Phried kind)....just than his genius mind's thought machine went on! We all know the man is a genius when he stops thinking of his HEER creature (just like all of the PDZs no?)
He thought of that unfortunate night when his HEER creature left him all thanks to him getting drunk on salt water and playing PHINGOLI (more like TORTUROLI, he thought) with that Ashlesha thing. He than thought how is that even possible? How he can play PHINGOLI/TORTUOLI until the end? His fate and creatives script clearly CLEARLY clearly say he HAS to get disturbed in the middle, it's just written that way! So how can that Ashlesha claims he played it till the end? He knew right than that either next time he has to get drunk again on that nasty saltwater when he wants to play PHINGOLI with his HEER creature OR Ashlesha was lying.
He ran to his HEER creature and told her his theory. After much thought (and we all know HEER creature is a genius too once she stops thinking of the PREM creature or thinking of ways to be mahan), she agreed. One, because she knew getting disturbed during a session of PHINGOLI is a must for PREM creature and two, who wants to play PHINGOLI with anyone anyways if your breath smells like rotten fish?? Saltwater does smell like that, my sources claims! There and right than, both HEER creature and PREM creature knew Ashlesha was lying after all, and HEER creature felt bad and PREM creature was mad and they both decided to burn down SP's production house and steal Ekta's wrist bands. Great, my source says, thats what SP and Ekta need, another set of people to run from...esp. those two who have the power to turn your brain into a phried phish!
SP and Ekta both decided that to make PREM and HEER creatures happy, they can have a session of UNDISTURBED phingoli (which the PDZs might or might not see they have not decided) and that is the reason why PREM creature is so eager for this wedding to end. As for Ashlesha thingie, Ekta and SP both love suspence and that's why they would try to create more drama and to bribe PREM and HEER creature to play along, they got a promise of another session of undisturbed phingoli!
What does Harshad and Additi think of this? Give them cardboard moons to cut out and food to eat, they would do anything. They are happy little creatures you see!
So guys there you have it, Prem's thoughts during recent Phingoli sessions and Ashlesha's truth. My source promises to tell more soon!
Anyways back to this new revelation, my source and even SP and Ekta knows how much Phingoli means to the PDZs (Phried Dimag Zombies) so during one "recent" Phingoli session (that got cut because SP is really really scared of the reaction of PDZs and more so of the doctors and the NGO workers), SP and Ekta connected Prem's brain to a new age monitor designed by our very own Dr. Estee to see what Prem really thinks and maybe that would give them an idea to why this PREM and HEER creature do weird things to PDZs brains. Sadly for them, it revealed a little too much of what they didn't want to know and almost nothing of what they really wanted to know. Read on to find out.....
My source says, as we all know, PHINGOLI thoughts first entered PREM creature's brain during the ANDA scene last year.....they died down a bit when he became tandori chicken and decided to be a brainless git with a hole somewhere in his body but once thanks to PDZs crazy antics and demends (and maybe HEER creature had something to do with it as well), these PHINGOLI thoughts came back and made PREM creature's brain into a PDZ as well, except this time PDZ stands for PHINGOLI DMAG ZOMBIE.
Once they separated with PREM creature going to Canada for six years, only one thing roamed his brain.....why why why was he not playing PHINGOLI with his HEER creature? Did he really play PHINGOLI with that Ashlesha creature? He tried to remember hard but too bad for him, salt water really makes him drunk and he couldn't remember anything about that unfortunate night. Well have no fear! Thanks again to the PDZs (the Phried Dimag ones), he was back with his HEER creature and obv. once they reunited, PHINGOLI sessions (this time sans Glob's camera....for more on that read Best Friend SS, yes I like to advertise too) were on an all time high which SP refused to show once again thanks to the threats of the doctors and NGOs. These PHINGOLI sessions had two advantages, 1) Prem's PDZ condition was getting fed (maybe thats not an advantage) and 2) he finally remembered that night with Ashlesha.
You see, once Prem creature was you know getting "busy" with his Heer creature, instead of thinking how beautiful his Heer creature looks or how happy he is, he kept on thinking (and this is where Dr. Estee's monitor thingie comes in hand) "Will Veera's atma disturb us now?" He actually had to stop and wait for a few minutes and at one point he thought he saw Veera in a white sari singing "CHE SAAL BAAD, CHE SAAL BAAD" and going "I am back to disturb you PREM BHAIYA!" and well he really had to stop cause he was indeed disturbed cause Veera really needed a haircut. He always thought long hair didn't suit her.
Talking about hair, another time, when he and his HEER creature were once again playing Monopoly (well you know what I mean), HEER creature ran her fingers through his hair and instead of getting happy, his thoughts went to "Will Glob mother come to put oil in my hair now?" And at that point, he thought he smelled coconut oil and really who wants to smell COCONUT oil when they are "buying land in Central Park" and who wants to think of their mother when you "won some more money"? So once again he was disturbed and had to put a stop to the game of Monopoly.
And than once he and his HEER creature were playing "Footie" and every time he would come close to scoring a "goal" he only had one thought in his mind, "Will the three stooges (Meher, Geet, Kuldi) come to tease us now?" He was surely, just when he would score a free kick, the stooges would come and cheer for them with the Bandar face Harman right behind trying to change his facial expression. Does he really want the stooges to cheer for him when he "score"? No he doesn't and that disturbed him and the game of footie came to an end and the winner was......."THE THREE STOOGES and Bandar Face"!
Last time, thanks to his frustration and excitement, the bed moved a little and he thought "Will there be an earthquake Antarctica now?" Basically he knew, just knew from past experiences (when they were still together before the weird leap), something or someone surely has to disturb them right when the fun starts.....it is written in his fate or more like in the script the creatives gave him, that something has to put a stop to his enjoyment and make his brain be more of a PDZ (Phingoli kind not the Phried kind)....just than his genius mind's thought machine went on! We all know the man is a genius when he stops thinking of his HEER creature (just like all of the PDZs no?)
He thought of that unfortunate night when his HEER creature left him all thanks to him getting drunk on salt water and playing PHINGOLI (more like TORTUROLI, he thought) with that Ashlesha thing. He than thought how is that even possible? How he can play PHINGOLI/TORTUOLI until the end? His fate and creatives script clearly CLEARLY clearly say he HAS to get disturbed in the middle, it's just written that way! So how can that Ashlesha claims he played it till the end? He knew right than that either next time he has to get drunk again on that nasty saltwater when he wants to play PHINGOLI with his HEER creature OR Ashlesha was lying.
He ran to his HEER creature and told her his theory. After much thought (and we all know HEER creature is a genius too once she stops thinking of the PREM creature or thinking of ways to be mahan), she agreed. One, because she knew getting disturbed during a session of PHINGOLI is a must for PREM creature and two, who wants to play PHINGOLI with anyone anyways if your breath smells like rotten fish?? Saltwater does smell like that, my sources claims! There and right than, both HEER creature and PREM creature knew Ashlesha was lying after all, and HEER creature felt bad and PREM creature was mad and they both decided to burn down SP's production house and steal Ekta's wrist bands. Great, my source says, thats what SP and Ekta need, another set of people to run from...esp. those two who have the power to turn your brain into a phried phish!
SP and Ekta both decided that to make PREM and HEER creatures happy, they can have a session of UNDISTURBED phingoli (which the PDZs might or might not see they have not decided) and that is the reason why PREM creature is so eager for this wedding to end. As for Ashlesha thingie, Ekta and SP both love suspence and that's why they would try to create more drama and to bribe PREM and HEER creature to play along, they got a promise of another session of undisturbed phingoli!
What does Harshad and Additi think of this? Give them cardboard moons to cut out and food to eat, they would do anything. They are happy little creatures you see!
So guys there you have it, Prem's thoughts during recent Phingoli sessions and Ashlesha's truth. My source promises to tell more soon!
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