* little thing: the jzoo losers huddling together and congratulating themselves on pbauji's ''plan having worked''!! that just had to be the height of stooopidity! goat-poop-for-brains-lok, they all are. seriously! ๐ก
* little thing: y'know? for a girl who has got almost as spectacular a smile as (god of smiles) preet, meher doesn't smile enough, i tell you!
that monotonous drone of her voice warning everyone that heer was being stubborn about making the prem-gi-it engagement go through was soooo... sad. oh well, better sad than ridiculous, i guess. 'cause it would certainly have been ridiculous if she had been smiling when she said that, no? ๐คฃ
* little thing: 'kay, i must admit -- first my jaw dropped to the floor when gi-it started talking 'bout couples being made by gods. and then totally ๐คฃ-ing when she started on ''heer prem ka prateek hai..''
'cause i thought: wha..?? even gi-it -- who is usually smart only about half the things that she sees -- even she got that prem-heer-are-one without knowing about it??! ๐
so i must admit to feeling the teeniest bit of regret that prem had actually told her... ๐
* little thing: *sigh* will they never feel the need to tell us why heer and gi-it have such a deep friendship?? never??! *sigh!* i really despise sloppy story telling. and man! is this team of creatives+script-wrtiers good at being sloppy or what?! ๐คฃ
* big thing: although i must admit i am most curious about what would've happened at the engagement if little phukda hadn't come running down the stairs with the photo-album in her hand, no?
i mean, what was gi-it's plan -- to go all the way to marriage if phukda hadn't done that? and heer hadn't spoken up? just how far was gi-it willing to carry out this charade to ''get heer's deep love for prem from whereever heer had hidden it out into the open?''
and prem!! this was prem's plan too??! after he saw that heer was all different in her reaction to him after ludhiana -- this is what he had planned??? when he came to her house about phukda's custody case and shut heer up from saying what she wanted to confess to him -- was he being focussed on making heer speak?? or just focussed on making heer cry a little more? seriously -- this had to be one of the worst ''plans'' by anyone in the history of jzoo-planning?
and btw! if prem and pbauji were talking on phone ''every night'' that pbauji was out of town, did prem tell him of this part of the plan too??! that he and gi-it were working together to make heer jealous and scream out her love for him??
what the he...??!!!!!! ๐ฒ๐ก
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y'know... it's good to be detached. the brain is not a useful organ while watching this show anymore. seriously. looking back on things, this was probably true from the time that prem (pretending to be not prem) dumped heer at shiv mandir and drove away with her screaming his name behind his car.. ๐ค
* little thing: seriously, don't tell me you were not shrieking with laughter in that flashback when prem locked the door when he was with gi-it?? if not at that, then at the look on her face when he did! i do wonder what she expected prem to do. er... actually, even i wonder what the heck he had to lock that door for?
* little thing: er... prem told her ''which'' whole story? obviously the telling included the part where he declared prem-heer-are-one, etc.?
and ..er.. that's a pretty long story. told behind locked doors? no wonder gi-it glob was sure that this was a relationship that was well on road to a happy marriage! ๐
* little thing: oooh, heer confesses that it was glob who stopped her from telling her she was prem juneja's heer juneja! oooh. will gi-it connect the dots now and know that she was absolutely right about the woman who she had only thought might be a khadoos-ness-ka-yamraj before?? oooh! gi-it! what lovely potential for your character in this show, dude! seriously... *making a mental note to wtf** this...*
(** wtf: weekend thoughts feature, yaar! stop raising your eyebrows at me like that! you look like mom... ๐คฃ)
* little thing: er... didn't quite understand heer's gratitude just then. i mean, gi-it has just told her that she was ''faking'' all that drama of loving prem in front of her to ''bring out that prem-heer-are-one love'' from whereever heer had hidden it.
so heer still believes that gi-it has a ''gehra pyar for prem''? even after hearing gi-it say that ''bhagwan insaan ko jodiyon mein bhejtay hai''? er.. heer? focus, dude. instead of spending all that time being grateful, i'd say you have your job cut out for you: you need to go and find the gi-it jodi-part, pronto! ๐
* big thing: hmmm. so heer ran out of gi-it house to... where is she going? to jzoo?
i wonder -- after that little demonstration of hers urging gi-it to prove her love by putting an engagement ring on prem. right in front of prem and her daughter. crying hysterically. i wonder -- what is she going to tell prem? how is she going to look him in the eye?
y'know? i don't wanna watch monday's show...
* little thing: omg. prem got to put his daughter to sleep, patting her, their two faces side by side!! in the moonlight!! ๐ฒ
that's an omg. 'cause that's what i had imagined should happen after prem told phukda that it was late, and he should drop her back home.
except, i thought that it would be in her own bed. *hey! given how easily people walk in and out of heer's house, i thought this time too, there would be some magical way in which prem and phukda could get into the house, even without heer being there! ๐คฃ* and i hadn't quite imagined her holding his little finger like that. but hey! i did think that prem-phukda moment would end with his putting her to sleep -- and for once, i got it. well... kinda. ๐
* prem-phukda thing: btw, that moment gave us one more similarity between prem and his daughter. combing fingers through the hair that springs from their forehead puts them both to sleep! ๐
* prem thing: he went ''shhh!'' at his father when pbauji tried to start a conversation in the room where little phukda is sleeping. ๐
i admit i was smiling goopily at prem at this point. there was his father, a veteran of five children, with ... er... more than 30 years experience of dealing with sleeping children.
and there was prem. all of one-sleep-in-with-his-daughter session-old father going ''shhhh!'' at veteran father. like veteran father just wouldn't know better, na, on how not to disturb his sleeping child?
awwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!! prem!! *barely restraining myself from leaping out to hug prem...*
* little thing: hmmm. y'know? i liked the gi-it/gi-it glob confrontation afterwards. for two-two reasons.
first, i liked that gi-it glob understood her daughter's part in the whole fake engagement thing. i wouldn't like it for gi-it glob to be as anti-heer as she would've been/could've been if she didn't know that gi-it already knew that prem and heer juneja were husband and wife.
second, i like that the segment took up time in this episode. else these dreadful creatives might have started some prem-heer track which they'd have to leave midway at the end of the episode. and me slapping my forehead for 15 minutes if that had happened. *thank you for sparing my forehead. why couldn't you be as kind to all the hair on my head?? ๐คฃ*
* little thing: but still. society approval is a big thing for gi-it glob, no? hmmm. y'know? i have another ''wouldn't-it-be-cool'' gi-it related wtf** thing ...
* little thing: hmm. so heer was right about having seeing ''gehra pyar for prem'' in gi-it's eyes, eh?
so i guess we're back to w&w-ing on one question: is gi-it gonna be fighting about which is greater in her heart -- heer-love, prem-love or prem-heer-are-one love? i know which one i'm rooting that is greatest in her heart... ๐
mostly 'cause of all the allies that prem-heer have ever had on this show, gi-it has actually been the most effective one! ๐คฃ i mean, remember how fierce lakshman/preet used to be -- and he'd never get anywhere. and i'm not even gonna consider all of pbauji's weird plans! of course, ig-idiot was ... an idiot. have i missed anyone here?
*hmmm! funny, no? how the bad guys are always more effective while the good guys aren't??? *
* highlight of the episode: ''shhh!'' ๐๐ cutie-pie... *and no, the fact that he was in his white kurta pajamas didn't have anythi.. er.. much to do with it. mostly 'cause he was wearing that stooopid unshirt thingie, y'know... ๐*
* w&w-ing thing: y'know what i'm dying of curiousity 'bout? whether by monday/tuesday's show, we're gonna get a new montage for the show or not? ๐ 'cause that is what's gonna tell us, no, if this dark, depressing period of their lives are over or not? ๐