KDMHMD Pathshala:: Epi taught us - 28th August - Page 3

Originally posted by: -Triv-

🤗 Hello!😃 How are?😃 Khana Ghar se khake aana huh 🤣(sorry I was a huge Instant Khicdi and Sarabhai vs Sarabhai show fan) I is back..well I intended to make a weekend Pathshala tomo but I am home today and I just saw the epi so nek kaam mein deri kyun?🤣 Well nek for me..I get to vent with my pathshala na🤣

Here is today's Lesson🤓:

1. G3🤢 Maa ke naam pe kalank..chalti phirti baloon faced Zombie😲 She is Balmbie🥱 Nah...I think Gombie is much better🤣 I thought I hated and despised QB(Daljeet/Dirty chachi) but this insaniyat ke naam pe kalank has managed to take my hatred to a whole new level.😵 Stupid stone hearted Gombie😡 Go jump maar in chullu bhar gutter😡🤔 Or ocean bhar gutter, am not fussy as long as she dies in it😃 😕I am bloodthirsty...I don't care😛 coz this gombie doesn't care about her own son..she actually wants Heer to not believe Prem and Prem to be hurt Bechara Prem..ek toh lallu jaisa baap mila..uparse Harman jaisa bhai, Veera jaisi behen and now Gombie...tsk tsk..bechara. How is her hatred above her son's love? HOW?😡 I mean comeon it wasn't a HUGE secret that Veera didn't deserve to be called a human..human kya she didn't even deserve to be called a parasite🤢 I never thought I would say this for anyone but I am glad, soooo glad that Veera is dead and gone🥳 I hope Hades is making her clean hell ki lavatory. 😃 Wow am mean today to d(r)otty-gombie duo😃

2. Heer got her brains back! I was afraid that aliens had kidnapped her and taken away her brain and sense but nope..she had just misplaced it🤔 She got it back after 6 years par chalo..der aaye durust aaye..now go beg in front of Prem for HIS forgiveness now..you rotten gutter mouth moron, who kept hurting Prem time and again, neech praani.😡 *throws longgg heel wala pair of shoes at Heer's head*😛 I wanted to do that for agesssssss🤣 ever since she started behaving like Prem cheated on her with the whole world ke females😡 Halkat kahiki. BUT now OUR Heer is back soooo..*throws away the large shoe that I had intended to hit Heer ka buttwa with* 🤗 Welcome Back Heer...we reallllllllly missed you🤗 BTW..this Heer is still as slow as ever...why the heck is she walking like a snail with arthritis?😳 Run to your(MY😛) Prem..or fly, am not fussy like I said...😲 Don't tell me you guys forgot..Heer has flying power remember the Ajmer toofan🤣 where she flew away to get away from Lallu🤣 She was ismart then👍🏼

3. Finally our tubelight Heer realised that she not only punished Prem but also her dotty...THANK GOD...😕 Someone tighten Heer ke dimaag ke screws now that her brain is back in working order....JALDI!

4. 🥳 Ofcourse Prem ki mohobbat jeet gayi..and how dare these gits make Heer HATE Prem for 6 years🤬 Khair..let it be now... *gives the creatives a quick kick on their buttwa for this*😛

5. You know...Maya can use her brain and make it look like lawyer and Gombie are having an affair 🤔 No? Then Lallu can divorce her and live happily ever after with....😕 ummm..QB?🤔 Jugni?🤔 Shanu?🤔 Well pick one🤣

6. Ya Gombie...Apparently EVERYONE is obsessed with stealing Prem from you🥱..not that you had him ever anyway🤣😛 and did this flith not hear Jasmeet😳 who can give sumo's a run for money😳 tell her that Giit forced Heer to go with her? Sheesh..talk about a one track mind and unfortunately for us and PH..her mind is all about Prem😕 Which mom is so posessesive about her son like that😕 Let me rephrase..which NORMAL mom is so posessive about her son like that.🤢

7. Meher only heard Chaahat's name? Were they talking in mute before?(well it was mute for US Thank God)🤣 This girl bhi na..only selective hearing..I bet agar Maya ya Preet hote than they would have hear ATLEAST a sentence. But Chaahat name is a good enough clue..if only she would tell this to Prem/Preet *prays*

8. Harman 🤣 I swear...whoever casts this Harman character ke liye has a brain drain🤣..what is with him?🤣 I thought MC was expressionless but this guy takes the cake..actually he takes our brain as soon as he comes on screen🤣 MY GOD👏 Please, a standing ovation to the casting person...I didn't think it was possible to get a guy more expressionless than MC but, but, but...this one takes the prize..actually the oscar🤣 Can you believe it? Maya keeps insulting him and the guy keep asking "What do you mean?" to her🤣 So much for Ludhiana ka best lawyer🤣 I am for one so glad that Harman-Maya ke vansh is not going to phalo and phoolo🤣 SAVE HUMANITY, this MayHam(mayhem😉) race needs to be cut from the root right now🤣

9. Dekha! Heer was never about Giit and her happiness and always about Prem! Did she even give a thought to her "friend" Giit and her so called "love" when she decided to go back to Prem? No na? It's ALWAYS about Premeer Heer now is the time to come clean to Giit about Prem and you...though for some reason I think Giit is aware that Prem is Heer's hubby and this is why she tried so hard to prove Prem is trustworthy.🤔 But then this show is so unpredictable..so😳 But truly...Giit ke expressions and dialogues yesterday did hint that she knows about Premeer. And Let me make it clear..what Giit felt for Prem was not love EVER..it was hero worship, plain and simple. 😲 OMG Giit and new Harmoan are perfect for each other🤣 One talks at the speed of light and one looks and acts like a tree bark😳

10. FB! 😍 Did I mention I love FB's? Coz thats the only place where Premeer are shown happy🤣 this one was short but sweet😍 Me likes. Heer! Wear the kada...you won't need to say a word after Prem sees it in your hand😳😃 Honestly..you guys suck when you speak..go back to eyetalks😍 I miss them☺️😍

11. Prem ka letter is sooo like Prem😍 How can someone be so 😍 even through a letter? And I am soo looking forward to how Prem will tackle Gombie who is trying to hurt HIS Heer😍 Will we get another 18th June 2008 Prem?😍 *melts into a puddle* ☺️ I wish..I wish fiercely that Gombie will spew all the venom she holds for Heer in front of Prem somehow and Prem and the other Jzoo praani's leave the house and live somewhere else leaving Gombie alone to rot👍🏼 with her dead rotty dotty.😍

12. 😲 OMG! OMG! OMG! Are we going to get a furious Boss Prem tackling that sissy lawyer hired by Gombie?👍🏼 Am sooo looking forward to that too! 👍🏼 Man..just imagine Prem holding his collar in anger and demanding to know who his client is..OMG! OMG! OMG! *hyperventilating* Oh, how I hate SP and the stupid timechange which makes me miss out the epi Hamari baddua zaroor lagegi SP ko It's guaranteed. SP is gonna go so down that nothing will be able to revive it.😃 People paer pe kulhadi maarte hai...SP threw their head on kulhadi🤣 Your end is near SP..you wait and watch😛

That's it for today🤣 I vented a lot na🤣 I really missed writing the pathshala and you guys🤗 So chocolate barfi for all😃 🤗

~Triv🤓

welcum back my favourit patshala...

Originally posted by: -Triv-

Here is today's Lesson🤓:

1. G3🤢 Maa ke naam pe kalank..chalti phirti baloon faced Zombie😲 She is Balmbie🥱 Nah...I think Gombie is much better🤣 I thought I hated and despised QB(Daljeet/Dirty chachi) but this insaniyat ke naam pe kalank has managed to take my hatred to a whole new level.😵 Stupid stone hearted Gombie😡 Go jump maar in chullu bhar gutter😡🤔 Or ocean bhar gutter,

ooooh! *busy scribbling in notebook that has been lying sad and neglected for so long!* 😆

2. Heer got her brains back!

i'm not sure that she has, btw. her brain seems to think that she (heer) has always hated prem! if that's what her brains are churning out these days, i want to know just whose brains she has got now!!

you rotten gutter mouth moron, who kept hurting Prem time and again, neech praani.😡 *throws longgg heel wala pair of shoes at Heer's head*😛 Halkat kahiki.

😭😭😭😭 *taking notes through many tears.... 😆*

3. Finally our tubelight Heer realised that she not only punished Prem but also her dotty...THANK GOD...😕 Someone tighten Heer ke dimaag ke screws now that her brain is back in working order....JALDI!

don't teacher, don't! i really think we should wait to figure out quality of afore-mentioned brains.. she seems to have forgotten that there are cellphones that can be used to call people again!

4. 🥳 Ofcourse Prem ki mohobbat jeet gayi..and how dare these gits make Heer HATE Prem for 6 years🤬 Khair..let it be now... *gives the creatives a quick kick on their buttwa for this*😛
*looking to the left and right furtively before helping teacher kick 'em!*

you won't tell on mother, will you, teach, please?? i seriously think they are all on a combination of overdoes of high-toxic drugs and the h1n1 flu virus for having made heer use that word with heer.. totally *..looking up notes..* story-tellers kay naam pey kalank.

5. You know...Maya can use her brain and make it look like lawyer and Gombie are having an affair 🤔 No? Then Lallu can divorce her and live happily ever after with....😕 ummm..QB?🤔 Jugni?🤔 Shanu?🤔 Well pick one🤣
oooh! i sooooo knew you'd say this somewhere!!!! thank goodness for pattshalas!! 🤣and of course, lalit juneja and shannu are an ''item''! 🤣

7. Meher only heard Chaahat's name? But Chaahat name is a good enough clue..if only she would tell this to Prem/Preet *prays*

seeing meher's recent lack of brain on anything, i have this straaange feeling that meher has no brain -- 'cause heer has borrowed hers for a while! *looking really pleased with myself for a plausible explanation for the maan sisters!*

8. Harman 🤣 I swear...whoever casts this Harman character ke liye has a brain drain🤣..what is with him?🤣 I thought MC was expressionless but this guy takes the cake..

omg! i just wrote this in my bt,lt!!!! except i wrote this about mel! but mel and you are two halves of the same whole, aren't you teacher??! 😆 seriously! the harman role seems to be given to people who take place in the people-with-the-most-plasticine-startled-faces competition, kya??

9. Dekha! Heer was never about Giit and her happiness and always about Prem! Did she even give a thought to her "friend" Giit and her so called "love" when she decided to go back to Prem?

well, i thought that heer was all about gi-it's happiness 'cause she knew prem was all about her! 😆 and ya! it didn't quite strike me that she gave two hoots 'bout gi-it's happiness. but isn't that 'cause gi-it told her that prem broke her heart? does heer think that gi-it is not gonna get with prem after that?? *scratching my head in confusion..*

10. FB! Honestly..you guys suck when you speak..go back to eyetalks😍 I miss them☺️😍

😆 oh yeah...

11. Prem ka letter is sooo like Prem😍 How can someone be so 😍 even through a letter?
cause he said heer like three times in it?? 😍😍😍

That's it for today🤣 I vented a lot na🤣 I really missed writing the pathshala and you guys🤗 So chocolate barfi for all😃 🤗

oooh! pattshala and chocolate barfi!!! *sigh* but i needed that after they made my head explode again in today's episode with their stooooopid fake shiv mandir, and heer saying that she hated prem. *muttering moron-scriptwriters-kahin-ka while busily stuffing barfi into my mouth, pockets, between my notebook pages, and anywhere else they can fit... *

thanks teach!! oh, i soooo hope this is gonna be a regular feature. no, not the barfi -- the classes! (both? 😃) *waving as i leave teacher behind in a pool of gajras all around, smelling sweet....*