KDMHMD Pathshala:: Epi taught us - 28th August

Originally posted by: -Triv-

Here is today's Lesson🤓:

1. G3🤢 Maa ke naam pe kalank..chalti phirti baloon faced Zombie😲 She is Balmbie🥱 Nah...I think Gombie is much better🤣
🤣 🤣you know what in my native language which is sinhalese gombie means the female of baffalo , so triv nice thought😆😆
I thought I hated and despised QB(Daljeet/Dirty chachi) but this insaniyat ke naam pe kalank has managed to take my hatred to a whole new level.😵 Stupid stone hearted Gombie😡 Go jump maar in chullu bhar gutter😡🤔 Or ocean bhar gutter, am not fussy as long as she dies in it😃 😕I am bloodthirsty...I don't care😛 coz this gombie doesn't care about her own son..she actually wants Heer to not believe Prem and Prem to be hurt Bechara Prem..ek toh lallu jaisa baap mila..uparse Harman jaisa bhai, Veera jaisi behen and now Gombie...tsk tsk..bechara.😆( thank god prem is not her own son otherwise he'll also become a buffalo like veera and harman)
How is her hatred above her son's love? HOW?😡 I mean comeon it wasn't a HUGE secret that Veera didn't deserve to be called a human..human kya she didn't even deserve to be called a parasite🤢 I never thought I would say this for anyone but I am glad, soooo glad that Veera is dead and gone🥳 I hope Hades is making her clean hell ki lavatory. 😃 Wow am mean today to d(r)otty-gombie duo😃
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

2. Heer got her brains back! I was afraid that aliens had kidnapped her and taken away her brain and sense but nope..she had just misplaced it🤔 She got it back after 6 years par chalo..der aaye durust aaye..now go beg in front of Prem for HIS forgiveness now..you rotten gutter mouth moron, who kept hurting Prem time and again, neech praani.😡(neech praani🤣🤣🤣🤣)
*throws longgg heel wala pair of shoes at Heer's head*😛 I wanted to do that for agesssssss🤣( u should have done when she started lying to prem 😆) ever since she started behaving like Prem cheated on her with the whole world ke females😡 Halkat kahiki(nice word). BUT now OUR Heer is back soooo..*throws away the large shoe that I had intended to hit Heer ka buttwa with* 🤗 Welcome Back Heer...we reallllllllly missed you🤗 BTW..this Heer is still as slow as ever...why the heck is she walking like a snail with arthritis?(snail with arthritis and also taking a ling way when she had a short cut from the shiv mandir coz she was right on when prem was praying in shiv mandir eventhough prem went there before her😆😆)😳 Run to your(MY😛) (hai hai) Prem..or fly, am not fussy like I said...😲 Don't tell me you guys forgot..Heer has flying power remember the Ajmer toofan🤣 where she flew away to get away from Lallu🤣 She was ismart then👍🏼( now she is over smart😆😆)

3. Finally our tubelight Heer realised that she not only punished Prem but also her dotty...THANK GOD...😕 Someone tighten Heer ke dimaag ke screws now that her brain is back in working order....JALDI!

4. 🥳 Ofcourse Prem ki mohobbat jeet gayi..and how dare these gits make Heer HATE Prem for 6 years🤬 Khair..let it be now... *gives the creatives a quick kick on their buttwa for this*😛(done😈)

5. You know...Maya can use her brain and make it look like lawyer and Gombie are having an affair 🤔 No? (poor lawyer, he'll be tomato in between the bread sandwhich after even a day after she was with her) Then Lallu can divorce her and live happily ever after with....😕 ummm..QB?🤔 Jugni?🤔 Shanu?🤔 Well pick one🤣( you forgot jasmeet and kokila aunty, what a guy, he has 5 women who will happily die for him, are wah lallu, you are very demanding😆 these days)

6. Ya Gombie...Apparently EVERYONE is obsessed with stealing Prem from you🥱..not that you had him ever anyway🤣😛 and did this flith not hear Jasmeet😳 who can give sumo's a run for money😳 tell her that Giit (🤣)forced Heer to go with her? Sheesh..talk about a one track mind and unfortunately for us and PH..her mind is all about Prem😕 Which mom is so posessesive about her son like that😕 Let me rephrase..which NORMAL mom is so posessive about her son like that.🤢

7. Meher only heard Chaahat's name? Were they talking in mute before?(well it was mute for US Thank God)🤣 This girl bhi na..only selective hearing..I bet agar Maya ya Preet hote than they would have hear ATLEAST a sentence. But Chaahat name is a good enough clue..if only she would tell this to Prem/Preet *prays*( No way, meher. she has become a dialogue less charactor these days, only sad expressions on the face.this girl needs a proper shock and proper hearing instrument and maya has become so property minded, uske siwa kuch nahi sunthe and sochte, don't know what happend to her and meher kids)

8. Harman 🤣 I swear...whoever casts this Harman character ke liye has a brain drain🤣..what is with him?🤣 I thought MC was expressionless but this guy takes the cake..🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
actually he takes our brain as soon as he comes on screen🤣 MY GOD👏 Please, a standing ovation to the casting person...I didn't think it was possible to get a guy more expressionless than MC but, but, but...this one takes the prize..actually the oscar🤣 Can you believe it? Maya keeps insulting him and the guy keep asking "What do you mean?" to her🤣 So much for Ludhiana ka best lawyer🤣 I am for one so glad that Harman-Maya ke vansh is not going to phalo and phoolo🤣 SAVE HUMANITY, this MayHam(mayhem😉) race needs to be cut from the root right now🤣( now he has become a typical gardner😆)

9. Dekha! Heer was never about Giit and her happiness and always about Prem! Did she even give a thought to her "friend" Giit and her so called "love" when she decided to go back to Prem? No na? It's ALWAYS about Premeer Heer now is the time to come clean to Giit about Prem and you...though for some reason I think Giit is aware that Prem is Heer's hubby and this is why she tried so hard to prove Prem is trustworthy.🤔 But then this show is so unpredictable..so😳 But truly...Giit ke expressions and dialogues yesterday did hint that she knows about Premeer. And Let me make it clear..what Giit felt for Prem was not love EVER..it was hero worship, plain and simple. 😲 OMG Giit and new Harmoan are perfect for each other🤣 One talks at the speed of light and one looks and acts like a tree bark😳
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣tree bark🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

10. FB! 😍 Did I mention I love FB's? Coz thats the only place where Premeer are shown happy🤣 this one was short but sweet😍 Me likes. Heer! Wear the kada...you won't need to say a word after Prem sees it in your hand😳😃 Honestly..you guys suck when you speak..go back to eyetalks😍 I miss them☺️😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍
but for some reason i love heer's eyes in the fb scene. it has some kind of hotness, sexiness and sweetness alltogether.

11. Prem ka letter is sooo like Prem😍 How can someone be so 😍 even through a letter? And I am soo looking forward to how Prem will tackle Gombie who is trying to hurt HIS Heer😍 Will we get another 18th June 2008 Prem?😍 *melts into a puddle* ☺️ I wish..I wish fiercely that Gombie will spew all the venom she holds for Heer in front of Prem somehow and Prem and the other Jzoo praani's leave the house and live somewhere else leaving Gombie alone to rot👍🏼 with her dead rotty dotty.😍not with j zoo praani's. i prefer them toether alone as a small family, if they want some members, we don't mind , they can add new members( cute, sweet little praanis are much better)

12. 😲 OMG! OMG! OMG! Are we going to get a furious Boss Prem tackling that sissy lawyer hired by Gombie?👍🏼 Am sooo looking forward to that too! 👍🏼 Man..just imagine Prem holding his collar in anger and demanding to know who his client is..OMG! OMG! OMG! (but these days he is wearing polos so no coller na😕)*hyperventilating* Oh, how I hate SP and the stupid timechange which makes me miss out the epi Hamari baddua zaroor lagegi SP ko It's guaranteed. SP is gonna go so down that nothing will be able to revive it.😃 People paer pe kulhadi maarte hai...SP threw their head on kulhadi🤣 Your end is near SP..you wait and watch😛hope their end will come soon before it gets too late.

That's it for today🤣 I vented a lot na🤣 I really missed writing the pathshala and you guys🤗 So chocolate barfi for all😃 🤗

~Triv🤓

Originally posted by: -Triv-

🤗 Hello!😃 How are?😃 Khana Ghar se khake aana huh 🤣(sorry I was a huge Instant Khicdi and Sarabhai vs Sarabhai show fan)
🤣🤣 Oh! Me too...used to say the exact same lines to people for a long time..🤣

Here is today's Lesson🤓:

1. G3🤢 Maa ke naam pe kalank..chalti phirti baloon faced Zombie😲 Stupid stone hearted Gombie😡 Go jump maar in chullu bhar gutter😡🤔 Or ocean bhar gutter, am not fussy as long as she dies in it😃
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣...God Trivs! U cracked me up wid this one!
Bechara Prem..ek toh lallu jaisa baap mila..uparse Harman jaisa bhai, Veera jaisi behen and now Gombie...tsk tsk..bechara.
Seriously bechara..and the way u have written about it,it really shows his rotten luck in getting his share of family..Sigh!

2. Heer got her brains back! Now go beg in front of Prem for HIS forgiveness now..you rotten gutter mouth moron, who kept hurting Prem time and again, neech praani.😡
🤣🤣Def using this one when someone speaks to me in an unkind way ever..Thank u teacher..I love ur scoldings!

7. Meher only heard Chaahat's name? Were they talking in mute before?(well it was mute for US Thank God)🤣 This girl bhi na..only selective hearing..I bet agar Maya ya Preet hote than they would have hear ATLEAST a sentence. But Chaahat name is a good enough clue..if only she would tell this to Prem/Preet *prays*
Ya...Only if she tells them..But I doubt..No body shares their problem with each other in this show which is something so unlike what normal people do....oh..Premheer used to share with each other but now
Common heer run to delhi fast so that u can be close to prem to share ur problems with him.

8.I didn't think it was possible to get a guy more expressionless than MC but, but, but...this one takes the prize..actually the oscar🤣 Can you believe it?
Ya serisouly...Never thought I would say or even think that Harman is a better actor than anybody..But, he is better than this guy...

9. Dekha! Heer was never about Giit and her happiness and always about Prem! Did she even give a thought to her "friend" Giit and her so called "love" when she decided to go back to Prem?
NO!!...And thank god for that..If she would have decided to do some mahaan tyaag for geet's sake, I would have bashed the creative's head for that..Please, No tyaag and all...just be Normal..and get what you love..
Go heer go!!

No na? It's ALWAYS about Premeer
Yup it always is!😃

.though for some reason I think Giit is aware that Prem is Heer's hubby and this is why she tried so hard to prove Prem is trustworthy.🤔
Oh! You thought so too...Me too..especially the way,in yesterday's epi, she kept giving heer those looks as if thinking that heer is demented to even doubt a gem of a person like prem (*which she probably is but anyways).. I thought that geet was delibrately giving this vivid description of the night's event just to see heer's reaction and make her feel jealous..I hope what we are thinking comes true.
I dont want geet to become another chudail prani in this zoo of evil(DJ,Veera.Maaya,G3) just coz heer "took" away her pehla pyaar from her..Oh no..Plz!!

OMG Giit and new Harmoan are perfect for each other🤣 One talks at the speed of light and one looks and acts like a tree bark😳
🤣...tree bark?? Where do u come up with such things??🤣

10. FB! 😍 Did I mention I love FB's? Coz thats the only place where Premeer are shown happy🤣 this one was short but sweet😍 Me likes. Heer! Wear the kada...you won't need to say a word after Prem sees it in your hand😳😃 Honestly..you guys suck when you speak..go back to eyetalks😍 I miss them☺️😍
AI hai!..woh aankhon hi aankhon mein ishaara was jaanlewa!☺️I too miss them!

11. Prem ka letter is sooo like Prem😍 How can someone be so 😍 even through a letter?
Ab main kya bolun is baat pe...That guy is such a 😍even in his absence...
Seriously! I want to know who thought of this character initially?Which creative in K-land came up with "Prem Juneja"..Hats off to him..and of course HC and his voice which makes us all go 😍😍

And I am soo looking forward to how Prem will tackle Gombie who is trying to hurt HIS Heer😍 Will we get another 18th June 2008 Prem?😍 *melts into a puddle* ☺️
Oh !I have wished to see another 18th june prem sooo many times till now that I am not penning my hopes on this any more...But I fiercely wish that ur wish comes true Triv..I so miss the 18th june prem.😍

That's it for today🤣 I vented a lot na🤣 I really missed writing the pathshala and you guys🤗
And we missed having you write them for us..Missed u a lot!🤗
~Triv🤓