KDMHMD Pathshala:: Epi taught us - 28th August - Page 2

Originally posted by: -Triv-

🤗 Hello!😃 How are?😃 Khana Ghar se khake aana huh 🤣(sorry I was a huge Instant Khicdi and Sarabhai vs Sarabhai show fan) I is back..well I intended to make a weekend Pathshala tomo but I am home today and I just saw the epi so nek kaam mein deri kyun?🤣 Well nek for me..I get to vent with my pathshala na🤣

Here is today's Lesson🤓:

1. G3🤢 Maa ke naam pe kalank..chalti phirti baloon faced Zombie😲 She is Balmbie🥱 Nah...I think Gombie is much better🤣 I thought I hated and despised QB(Daljeet/Dirty chachi) but this insaniyat ke naam pe kalank has managed to take my hatred to a whole new level.😵 Stupid stone hearted Gombie😡 Go jump maar in chullu bhar gutter😡🤔 Or ocean bhar gutter, am not fussy as long as she dies in it😃 😕I am bloodthirsty...I don't care😛 coz this gombie doesn't care about her own son..she actually wants Heer to not believe Prem and Prem to be hurt Bechara Prem..ek toh lallu jaisa baap mila..uparse Harman jaisa bhai, Veera jaisi behen and now Gombie...tsk tsk..bechara. How is her hatred above her son's love? HOW?😡 I mean comeon it wasn't a HUGE secret that Veera didn't deserve to be called a human..human kya she didn't even deserve to be called a parasite🤢 I never thought I would say this for anyone but I am glad, soooo glad that Veera is dead and gone🥳 I hope Hades is making her clean hell ki lavatory. 😃 Wow am mean today to d(r)otty-gombie duo😃

2. Heer got her brains back! I was afraid that aliens had kidnapped her and taken away her brain and sense but nope..she had just misplaced it🤔 She got it back after 6 years par chalo..der aaye durust aaye..now go beg in front of Prem for HIS forgiveness now..you rotten gutter mouth moron, who kept hurting Prem time and again, neech praani.😡 *throws longgg heel wala pair of shoes at Heer's head*😛 I wanted to do that for agesssssss🤣 ever since she started behaving like Prem cheated on her with the whole world ke females😡 Halkat kahiki. BUT now OUR Heer is back soooo..*throws away the large shoe that I had intended to hit Heer ka buttwa with* 🤗 Welcome Back Heer...we reallllllllly missed you🤗 BTW..this Heer is still as slow as ever...why the heck is she walking like a snail with arthritis?😳 Run to your(MY😛) Prem..or fly, am not fussy like I said...😲 Don't tell me you guys forgot..Heer has flying power remember the Ajmer toofan🤣 where she flew away to get away from Lallu🤣 She was ismart then👍🏼

3. Finally our tubelight Heer realised that she not only punished Prem but also her dotty...THANK GOD...😕 Someone tighten Heer ke dimaag ke screws now that her brain is back in working order....JALDI!

4. 🥳 Ofcourse Prem ki mohobbat jeet gayi..and how dare these gits make Heer HATE Prem for 6 years🤬 Khair..let it be now... *gives the creatives a quick kick on their buttwa for this*😛

5. You know...Maya can use her brain and make it look like lawyer and Gombie are having an affair 🤔 No? Then Lallu can divorce her and live happily ever after with....😕 ummm..QB?🤔 Jugni?🤔 Shanu?🤔 Well pick one🤣

6. Ya Gombie...Apparently EVERYONE is obsessed with stealing Prem from you🥱..not that you had him ever anyway🤣😛 and did this flith not hear Jasmeet😳 who can give sumo's a run for money😳 tell her that Giit forced Heer to go with her? Sheesh..talk about a one track mind and unfortunately for us and PH..her mind is all about Prem😕 Which mom is so posessesive about her son like that😕 Let me rephrase..which NORMAL mom is so posessive about her son like that.🤢

7. Meher only heard Chaahat's name? Were they talking in mute before?(well it was mute for US Thank God)🤣 This girl bhi na..only selective hearing..I bet agar Maya ya Preet hote than they would have hear ATLEAST a sentence. But Chaahat name is a good enough clue..if only she would tell this to Prem/Preet *prays*

8. Harman 🤣 I swear...whoever casts this Harman character ke liye has a brain drain🤣..what is with him?🤣 I thought MC was expressionless but this guy takes the cake..actually he takes our brain as soon as he comes on screen🤣 MY GOD👏 Please, a standing ovation to the casting person...I didn't think it was possible to get a guy more expressionless than MC but, but, but...this one takes the prize..actually the oscar🤣 Can you believe it? Maya keeps insulting him and the guy keep asking "What do you mean?" to her🤣 So much for Ludhiana ka best lawyer🤣 I am for one so glad that Harman-Maya ke vansh is not going to phalo and phoolo🤣 SAVE HUMANITY, this MayHam(mayhem😉) race needs to be cut from the root right now🤣

9. Dekha! Heer was never about Giit and her happiness and always about Prem! Did she even give a thought to her "friend" Giit and her so called "love" when she decided to go back to Prem? No na? It's ALWAYS about Premeer Heer now is the time to come clean to Giit about Prem and you...though for some reason I think Giit is aware that Prem is Heer's hubby and this is why she tried so hard to prove Prem is trustworthy.🤔 But then this show is so unpredictable..so😳 But truly...Giit ke expressions and dialogues yesterday did hint that she knows about Premeer. And Let me make it clear..what Giit felt for Prem was not love EVER..it was hero worship, plain and simple. 😲 OMG Giit and new Harmoan are perfect for each other🤣 One talks at the speed of light and one looks and acts like a tree bark😳

10. FB! 😍 Did I mention I love FB's? Coz thats the only place where Premeer are shown happy🤣 this one was short but sweet😍 Me likes. Heer! Wear the kada...you won't need to say a word after Prem sees it in your hand😳😃 Honestly..you guys suck when you speak..go back to eyetalks😍 I miss them☺️😍

11. Prem ka letter is sooo like Prem😍 How can someone be so 😍 even through a letter? And I am soo looking forward to how Prem will tackle Gombie who is trying to hurt HIS Heer😍 Will we get another 18th June 2008 Prem?😍 *melts into a puddle* ☺️ I wish..I wish fiercely that Gombie will spew all the venom she holds for Heer in front of Prem somehow and Prem and the other Jzoo praani's leave the house and live somewhere else leaving Gombie alone to rot👍🏼 with her dead rotty dotty.😍

12. 😲 OMG! OMG! OMG! Are we going to get a furious Boss Prem tackling that sissy lawyer hired by Gombie?👍🏼 Am sooo looking forward to that too! 👍🏼 Man..just imagine Prem holding his collar in anger and demanding to know who his client is..OMG! OMG! OMG! *hyperventilating* Oh, how I hate SP and the stupid timechange which makes me miss out the epi Hamari baddua zaroor lagegi SP ko It's guaranteed. SP is gonna go so down that nothing will be able to revive it.😃 People paer pe kulhadi maarte hai...SP threw their head on kulhadi🤣 Your end is near SP..you wait and watch😛

That's it for today🤣 I vented a lot na🤣 I really missed writing the pathshala and you guys🤗 So chocolate barfi for all😃 🤗

~Triv🤓

Originally posted by: -Triv-

🤗 Hello!😃Good evening Guruji😃 How are?😃 Good... witout lessons awesom... i was talking abt my college...wht did u think.... naughty naughty.... Khana Ghar se khake aana huh 🤣😲 why Pett bhar lesson n NO DESSERT 😭😭 (sorry I was a huge Instant Khicdi hmmm....and Sarabhai vs Sarabhai hmmmmm...show fan)
I is back..... hmmmm i can see tat evry where....I-F, FB, mmmmm where else... well I intended to make a weekend Pathshala tomo but I am home today am i supposed to ask why??and I just saw the epi...awwww....... so nek kaam mein deri kyun?🤣hmmmm lessons r nek kaam wel i guess teachers think so but t qs is do students agreeeWell nek for me..I get to vent with my pathshala na🤣oh tats why...... 😆 well thn nek for us too.... we get to vent in our answers na....🤣

Here is today's Lesson🤓:
okie ready...

1. G3🤢first..🤢 Maa ke naam pe kalank..chalti phirti baloon faced Zombie😲 She is Balmbie🥱 Nah...I think Gombie is much better🤣hmmm i read tat name at FB n was lik did i miss somthing.... now i know i it was coz i was late for classes... but GOMBIE is ehhmmm🤣
I thought I hated and despised QB(Daljeet/Dirty chachi) but this insaniyat ke naam pe kalank okie pt to b noted she is a kalang on evry possible thing evr found on earth.... too small okie universe..... 😡 has managed to take my hatred to a whole new level.😵 Stupid stone hearted Gombie😡 Go jump maar in chullu bhar gutter😡🤔 Or ocean bhar gutter, am not fussy as long as she dies in it😃 hmmm mee too.....😃😃😕I am bloodthirsty....😲 me too...I don't care😛coz this gombie doesn't care about her own son..she actually wants Heer to not believe Prem and Prem to be hurtif she is Premthirsty n now Chahat thirsty....we must b G3bloodthirsty....me too dont care....

Bechara Prem..ek toh lallu jaisa baap mila..1stuparse Harman jaisa bhai 2nd, Veera jaisi behen 3rd.. 😲 wht abt 4th- Maya jaise bhaabhi....and now Gombieoh Panchvi aur sabse buri...tsk tsk..bechara. haan bechara...😭 How is her hatred above her son's love? HOW?😡hmmmmm its LOVE.... FOR BECHARA PREMU....N HATE FOR BECHARA HEER just coz she is Prems love.....is she a saut or mom??😡 I mean comeon it wasn't a HUGE secret that Veera didn't deserve to be called a human..human kya she didn't even deserve to be called a parasite🤢huh guruji yeh kya keh diya..... tc.... hope u dont get ill... u shud watch it....warna parasites might start andolans n ur stomach.... 😆 I never thought I would say this for anyone but I am glad, soooo glad that Veera is dead and gone🥳hmmmm... tat was one maut we kinda celebrated...together🥳🥳I hope Hades is making her clean hell ki lavatory. 😃oh wht do tey (hell waasiyom) really like dirty...ehms.... whn tey padhaar for doing t daily thingies....geeeee..... Wow am mean today to d(r)otty-gombie duo😃 Sada aise hi raho.... noone ill complaint... i can bet anythingie on tat....😆

aftr first qs..... 23456789101112......oh god mera kya hoga???

2. Heer got her brains back! yey,...I was afraid that aliens had kidnapped her and taken away her brain and sense but nope..she had just misplaced it🤔 She got it back after 6 years lost n found aftr 6yrs n almost ovr 2mths...😲 par chalo..der aaye durust aaye..... hmmm sahi kahaan....but t qs is - is heer back..... kahiin deeri se bhi na aaye toh......😕
now go beg in front of Prem for HIS forgiveness now......hmmmm go..now...!! you rotten gutter mouth moron, who kept hurting Prem time and again, neech praani.😡 *throws longgg heel wala pair of shoes at Heer's head*😛oh look at her.... if she goes lik tis Prem ill fall b4 she falls to beg....😡 I wanted to do that for agesssssss🤣 ever since she started behaving like Prem cheated on her with the whole world ke females😡 Halkat kahiki. n look wht u did wit ur chahat....more pyaar dila diya use..... BUT now OUR Heer is back soooo..*throws away the large shoe that I had intended to hit Heer ka buttwa with* 🤗 Welcome Back Heer...we reallllllllly missed you🤗 u think she is bk..... ok atleast t love is bk.... but 😕 BTW..this Heer is still as slow as ever...why the heck is she walking like a snail with arthritis?😳srry but one out of syllabus qs... does snail hav bones to hav joints??😕 Run to your(MY😛our bolo😛) Prem..or fly, am not fussy like I said...😲oh really...😲 Don't tell me you guys forgot..Heer has flying power remember the Ajmer toofan where she flew away to get away from Lallu🤣 🤣ooo thx teacher bringing gooood memories... 🤣🤣She was ismart then👍🏼i told u na she is not bk completely...

3. Finally our tubelight Heer realised that she not only punished Prem but also her dotty...THANK GOD...😕ya finally apni beti apni beti ka maa ko thoda sa toh khayal aaya....😊 Someone tighten Heer ke dimaag ke screws now that her brain is back in working order....JALDI! ok me ill...... off wit my tools

4. 🥳 Ofcourse Prem ki mohobbat jeet gayi....🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳
.and how dare these gits make Heer HATE Prem for 6 years🤬hmmmm.... tey did Khair..let it be now... *gives the creatives a quick kick on their buttwa for this*😛oh i ill lov a long lasting kickie.... n so me giv...... shor se kickie....😛😆

5. You know...Maya can use her brain.....wht her brains.....??😲 u mean those B&W ones..... i mean Black n White.... for those who didnt get me......and make it look like lawyer and Gombie are having an affair 🤔 No?😲 hmmm.. ya so so very true.... but shambu kaka???😕Then Lallu can divorce her and live happily ever after with....😕 ummm..QB?🤔 Jugni?🤔 Shanu?🤔 Well pick one🤣Lallu has choices.......god baki mard itne bure bhi nahin hai...🤣🤣btw shanu ill kill me if i dont say Shanu so i say he ill pick "Shanu"...!!🤣🤣

6. Ya Gombie...Apparently EVERYONE is obsessed with stealing Prem from you🥱😭..not that you had him ever anyway🤣😛n take our word u ill nvr evr 😡😡 and did this flith not hear Jasmeet😳 who can give sumo's a run for money😳wht did i hear a sumo?? u mean both gombie currently she seems to b taking a diabetic diet n jasmeet🤣 tell her that Giit forced Heer to go with her? Sheesh..talk about a one track mind and unfortunately for us and PH..her mind is all about Prem😕eeewwww🤢 Which mom is so posessesive about her son like that😕noone.... 🤢 Let me rephrase..which NORMAL mom is so posessive about her son like that.🤢i told ya... she is Heers saut....who apparently cudnt get to marry bechara Premu...😡 so no need to rephrase... she is no..mom...😡🤢

7. Meher only heard Chaahat's name?she heard tat i tot sher heard nothing...😕 Were they talking in mute before?(well it was mute for US Thank God)🤣thk u editors for once....🤣 This girl bhi na..only selective hearing..I bet agar Maya ya Preet hote than they would have hear ATLEAST a sentence.hmmmm.....wht sentence..?😕 But Chaahat name is a good enough clue..if only she would tell this to Prem/Preet *prays* joining prayers...

8. Harman 🤣oh guruji r we gonna learn abt him too....🤣🤣 I swear...whoever casts this Harman character ke liye has a brain drain🤣.why only tis harman geet ko bhi usi ne cast kiya hoga..... i expected tis.... t moment i saw t lovely giit (had to includeher name or else how wud u know i was talking abt her) actor.....what is with him?🤣 I thought MC was expressionless but this guy takes the cake..actually he takes our brain as soon as he comes on screen🤣 a glimpse n phoos powercut in my brains....🤣 MY GOD👏dont cal god he is helpless.... call BT CASTING TEAM 👏👏 Please, a standing ovation to the casting person...U GOT ME....👏 I didn't think it was possible to get a guy more expressionless than MC but, but, but...this one takes the prize..actually the oscar🤣 Can you believe it? Maya keeps insulting him and the guy keep asking "What do you mean?" to her🤣😲HE ASKS does he.. i mean did he..??? So much for Ludhiana ka best lawyer🤣 no wonder kaamchor sits at home listening to beevis ghis pis.....🤣🤣 I am for one so glad that Harman-Maya ke vansh is not going to phalo and phoolo🤣 SAVE HUMANITY, this MayHam(mayhem😉) race needs to be cut from the root right now🤣i think tey must hav had Genetic counselling...🤣
ok no. 9...hmmm 1:30hrs.....
wht a lecture... now i know why u askd us to com on a ful stomach...😆
can i leav n ans later...... ill colour my ansfor break....

edited....
ok bk....

9. Dekha! Heer was never about Giit and her happiness and always about Prem! Did she even give a thought to her "friend" Giit and her so called "love" when she decided to go back to Prem? No na? i did not expect her to either...😆 but i did think ka hua uske dosti waale pyaar ka....? seriously ka hua?? but u know i think its coz evn Heer knows she is bttr for him thn GI-IT😡 ( Es language.... i donno wht it means..😕)😆It's ALWAYS about Premeern it ill b... 4evr 😳 Heer now is the time to come clean to Giit about Prem and you...though for some reason I think Giit is aware that Prem is Heer's hubby and this is why she tried so hard to prove Prem is trustworthy.🤔i think she must hav followed to t jungly😡 SM.... but i am not sure how she found t way.... u know she is always sooo lost!! But then this show is so unpredictable..so😳ya we hav to W&W...tats t only thing tat works here... But truly...Giit ke expressions and dialogues yesterday did hint that she knows about Premeer. And Let me make it clear..what Giit felt for Prem was not love EVER..it was hero worship, plain and simple. i like tat....😃 runs to teacher n givs her a jumbo size hug...muah...😲😲 OMG Giit and new Harmoan are perfect for each other🤣 One talks at the speed of light and one looks and acts like a tree bark😳me lik tat too.... gr8 thought.....🤣🤣 based on theory of opposit attract....hmmm i like t extremities these actors took giit n harman to...😆

10. FB! 😍 Did I mention I love FB's? Coz thats the only place where Premeer are shown happy🤣lol trivie so true.... 🤣n tats t only thing tat brings a smile😃 on their faces othr thn eachothr😳 n chahat😳.... this one was short too short😭 but sweet😍ya 😍 Me likes. Me too likes. Heer! Wear the kada...you won't need to say a word after Prem sees it in your hand😳😃 Honestly..you guys suck when you speak.....😲oh did u write tat😲 go back to eyetalks😍 I miss them☺️😍hmmm i agree eye talks r t best......me too miss em😍😍

11. Prem ka letter is sooo like Prem😍 How can someone be so 😍 even through a letter? its not just somone its PREMU na....😍And I am soo looking forward to how Prem will tackle Gombie who is trying to hurt HIS Heer😍 Will we get another 18th June 2008 Prem?😍 *melts into a puddle* ☺️hmmmmm 18 June...phreamy phreamy😍😍😳 I wish..I wish fiercely that Gombie will spew all the venom she holds for Heer in front of Prem somehow and Prem and the other Jzoo praani's leave the house and live somewhere else leaving Gombie alone to rot👍🏼 with her dead rotty dotty.😍hmmmmm why not kick her out n let her rot in t streets ......😍mayb she can go to lawyers place....😍


12. 😲 OMG! OMG! OMG! Are we going to get a furious Boss Prem tackling that sissy lawyer hired by Gombie?👍🏼 Am sooo looking forward to that too! 👍🏼 Man..just imagine Prem holding his collar in anger and demanding to know who his client is..OMG! OMG! OMG! *hyperventilating* Oh, how I hate SP and the stupid timechange which makes me miss out the epihmmmm teacher is SP spamming allound in classes.... thn lemme....SP u.....65tyhf7edoyug53wsfy7iurr443245tcghjuio099u7u............Hamari baddua zaroor lagegi SP ko It's guaranteed.lag gayi..... dancy dancy... twistytwisty.....jhinkchikka...SP is gonna go so down that nothing will be able to revive it.😃 No no wrong guruji.... one thing ill....If tey bring bk our Desh to PT thn i think tey do stand a chance......n thn Harshiti...on NB5.... at 8:30pm... on weekends too....tey ill rock...😆 People paer pe kulhadi maarte hai...SP threw their head on kulhadi🤣 Your end is near SP..you wait and watch😛like BT makes us..... but we get PREMEER😳 to watch.... but u..... bhuktho bhuktho.... apne kiya ki zaza....😡🤣🤣

That's it for today🤣 I vented a lot na🤣oh really it took 2hrs for me to vent t answers I really missed writing the pathshala i missed reading em too.... and you guys🤗u too.... 🤗🤗So chocolate barfi for all😃 🤗hmmmm whts tat... does it taste good.... it bttr 😆 me need food badly....

~Triv🤓very good but looong one..... lovd it as usual.....😳.