pia jokes

911

why pia can't dial 911?

She can't find the eleven

PUZZLE

pia calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have this killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started." Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?" pia says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger."
Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him to where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger. "Second, I'd advise you to relax. Let's have a cup of coffee, then put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box

heres some more

How can you tell pia's been using the computer?

There's white-out all over the screen
joke:2
Once there were three women who were trying to hide from the police after robbing a bank. karuna ran and hid behind a box full of dogs. jigs hid behind a box full of cats. And pia , went and hid behind a box full of potatoes. The police came for inspection and went to the first box and knocked and they heard "wuff, wuff". Then, they went to the second box and heard "meow, meow". Then they went to the third box which was full of potatoes and that had pia hiding behind it. They knocked on it and pia said "potatoes, potatoes



joke:3

pia walked into a doctor's office with two burnt ears. The doctor asked her, "What happened to your ear?"pia replied, "I was ironing and the phone rang, so instead of picking up the phone, I picked up the iron and put it to my ear.
Still not satisfied, the doctor asked, "Well, what happened to the other ear?"
"The sucker called again!"

joke:4
Kidnapped

There were three women walking down the street.karuna,jigs and pia
A van comes behind them and kidnaps all of them. One of the men decide to shoot them one by one. First comes jigs They ask her if she wants any last requests, she says no. The man says "Ready, aim!" Just when the man is about to shoot jigs screams out "Earthquake!!!" In the confusion jigs escapes. Next comes karuna . They ask her if she wants any last requests she says no. So they say "Ready, aim!!" Then she yells "Tornado!!!" In the confusion, she escapes. pia is next.
They ask her for last requests she doesnt want one. "Ready, aim!!" pia yells "Fire!!!"

joke:5
Pia comes home from a day of shopping and discovers that her house is on fire, so she calls the fire department on her cell phone.
"Please state the nature of your emergency," says the operator.
"Help! My house is on fire!" pia replies.
"Okay, where do you live?"
"In a house you silly billy!" pia replies.
"No,no! How do we get there?" the operator asks fustratedly.
"Duh! Big Red Truck!!"


joke:6

Pia walked into the library and says i would like to return this book, it is so boring, it has so many characters and it had no story whatsoever.

the librarian looks up and says... oh u must b the person who took the residential phone book.

😆 😆 😆 Very funny keep them coming!!!! 😆 😆 😆

joke:5
Pia comes home from a day of shopping and discovers that her house is on fire, so she calls the fire department on her cell phone.
"Please state the nature of your emergency," says the operator.
"Help! My house is on fire!" pia replies.
"Okay, where do you live?"
"In a house you silly billy!" pia replies.
"No,no! How do we get there?" the operator asks fustratedly.
"Duh! Big Red Truck!!"
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So pia like!! 😆 😆 😆
Love them all keep them coming!

😆 😆 😆
just read all ur jokes!!
so hsyterical 😆 😆

Oh... Common Hot Girl I like them. 😆

Do you know the two I like the most, is the one she thought the iron a telephone 😆😆

Also the one she took telephone book from the library 😆 😆