Authors note:i am so sorry for not updatin on 28th as promised. i had been out of station for a while u kno boards ended and i needed a bit of a holiday and i am updatin today....ok this is not a april fools day joke its true that i am updatin 😆 😆 ...i know its a PJ...ok here goes... CHAPTER 13
Recap: Sahil: (now smiling wider than ever) ROMEO AND JULIET…..
Jai's face falls…
Jai (to himself): oh god how can I take Bani to that play….wo mere bare mein kya sochegi??? But I love that group and that play…
I don't care I'm going to that play no matter what…..
Jai: ok ok I'll go and also take Bani with me…
Bani: what?
Sahil: are mami sharmane ki zaroorat nahin…go and enjoy…
Jai: umm Bani tum 5:30 se pehle taiyar ho jaana aur phir hum play ke liye chalte hain….
Bani: ok
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..5:30………………………………………
Jai: Bani chalein?
Bani: ji Mr.Walia
Jai was wearing his favourite black suit with white shirt and black scarf. Bani wearing an off white salwar kameez having churi bottom and black and white tie and dye style duppatta.
Bani: Mr. Walia ne kabhi casuals ka naam tak nahin suna hai kya?koi aur kapde nahin the jo ye formal three piece suit pehna hai? Aisa lag raha hai ki koi conference ke liye ja rahe hai kisi play ke liye nahin….
………………………………..DURING THE PLAY……………………………………
Jai: oh god awesome…. romeo….go…romeo…
Bani:zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz……..huh? what oh romeo ya gwo rwomeo gwo….(sleepy tone)
Jai: (to Bani) Bani don't you just love this play…..
Bani: ya ya….awesome taste Mr.Walia.(and sleepyly she watches for a second and falls asleep again..)
Jai: are saare log kahan gaye???
Bani: zzz….huh oh (in an undertone is it not yet over?????? Dumb play half the actors were acting as if they were half asleep and they finally got us fully asleep)
Theres another one going I'll go and ask him….
Bani gets up and goes to the man who was leaving.
Bani: umm bhaisaab saare log kahan chale gaye…
Man(irritated): you still watchin that crap? All the people got fed up of such bad acting…
Bani: oh….(goes back to Jai)
Jai: what happened ? where did all the ppl go?
Bani: oh…umm..they had to go…to the…umm dentist ya the dentist…(lame lie)
Jai: all at the same time?(senses something fishy)
Bani: ohh they had too much cotton candy see candy is bad for your teeth …he he he…umm
Jai: Bani…are you drunk? Why are you acting weird?
Bani: oh nothing….he he he….
Jai: ok that's it we are going too…
Bani: but why don't you wanna watch the play?
Jai: NO…(in a no-more-questions tone)
Jai:if you were bored to sleep why didn't you just tell me?
Bani: no I enjoyed it very mu…
Jai: (yelling already
)YA YOU ENJOYED IT SO MUCH THAT YOU FELL ASLEEP ?
Bani: ( in a small voice) I was just tired Mr.Walia..i liked…
Jai: oh come off it Bani I know just how much you and everyone else liked it…(he starts shouting at her )
Do you think i am a fool who doesn't understand anything?…what did you think ??? Jai walia's such a fool that you can cook up any cock-and-bull story and he'll believe it then and there???
I know just what you'll say next…..aliens abducted everyone in this hall and that last man who went was the alien…..you think i am so dumb???/a tubelight……tell you something bani….first of all get your stories straight …even a dimlight will not fall for such a dumb lie….get that in your bloated head....god knows why i brought you here marrying you the biggest mistake of my life..…i should have married roshini everyone wanted me to marry her… you on the other hand are a lost cause… shes way better than you and she looks better too….you ..you look like a….like…a bhenji…a total jaassi look alike…i wouldn't be surprised to see you in braces and glasses..hmm you both'll look like sisters…all my friends ask me the same thing….how could i fall for such a lola kutty die hard fan when i had a sexy p.a. like roshni….at least shes not somethikng that you would be embarresed to be seen with…you on the other hand are someone i would have not been caught dead with but kya karein majboori hai..shadi jo ki hai tumse...…..(AT THAT MOMENT Jai REALISES WHAT HE JUST SAID) Bani has tears flowing down her face and looked really hurt….. everyone was looking at them….
Jai: Bani…im…sor…
Bani gives a very big sob and runs out of the theater…
People start murmuring….
'Ek aurat se baat karni nahin ati to baat hi kyon karte hain?' says one….
'ya she was just trying to make him happy… god ONLY knows how she watched that damn play' said another
'she must really love him a lot to bear him and his bad taste' says a group of girls…
Jai: hears all these comments and feels really guilty…
Author's note: ab kya hoga kya Jai Bani ko mana payega? and sorry if i bored you to death for this part. i know that this is not what u guys expected Edited by bubbles2suppi - 18 years ago