IQBAL:"Wow! Neha dikhaayee nahiin de rahi...chalo, aankhein strain hone se bacch gayeen.Am sure AniTTTah ke saath water-park mein shooting ke baad knickers pehenkar chhupa-chhupi khel rahi hoga...good, chalo chance maar leta hoon...woh shikaayti tatoo jo nahiin hai yahaan."
NEHA:" Ye 6ft ka zoo-se-bhaaga-hua dinosaur kabhi nahiin sudhrega.....new look kya mil gaya hai, apne aapko Hercules ka bhateeja samajhne laga hai...haaye-haaye, Dubai ki hawa lag gayi, hamaare Iqbal ko.....sar par pineapple jab se uga hai, tab se flirt karne laga hai...Sneha ka number hota to yaheen se ise ek punch dilwa deti!"
IQBAL:"Uff! Meri itni acchi kismat kahaan ki is chuhiya se mera peechha chhoot jaaye...ye to meri zindagi ko hi water-park banaane par tuli hui hai.....chalo darling, tum jaao..varna India pahonch kar meri Belgian crockery se dhulaai hogi."
NEHA:"Belgian crockery? Tumhe to hum sab Videocon ki washing machine mein dalwaayenge...woh bhi 1.50 paise ke surf-excel sachet ke saath."
IQBAL:"1.50 paise ka Surf-Excel sachet? Chaaye ke teen rupaye dena to bandh nahiin kar doongi na...tumhe to pata hai ki mere paas chhutte hote nahiin ar Amit ko jeb mein milte nahiin."
NEHA:" Teen rupaye....haan-haan, bade log, chhutte to mujhe jaisi chavanni ke paas hi milenge tumhe? Tumne kal paanch rupaye diye the kya ice-lolly khaane ke liye? Ulta mujhe dikha-dikhakar ice-cream kha rahe the...ill-mannered pine-apple!"
IQBAL:"Aaye-haaye...tumhaare nakhron ke kya kehne! Tum hamesha bhooki hi rehti ho kya? Ice-cream khaakar main tumhaare calorie-count ghata raha tha."
NEHA:"Alright dude! Is shot ke baad "punch-count" ke liye tayyaar rehna....jo tumhe dhada-dhad padne waale hain, mere new boxing-gloves se......exclusively tumhe peetne ke liye khareede hain.......phir tumhara chehra tumhaare sundar baalon ke rang se match karega aur tumhaari new look complete ho jaayegi."
IQBAL:"Oh, boxing match? tumhaare saath? Ek minute,main zara Amit se kehta hoon ki agar uska AniTTTah ke saath boxing-match khatam ho gaya ho, to mujhe apne boxing-gloves de de...puraane waale to tumne Dubai ke samandar mein phenk diye the."
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Anupamaa
