Epilogue
This is after shappu reunion
A : ab hame wapas apne ghar chalna chahiye khadus
S : to chalo jaldi se intjar kis bat ka hai ab
A : baba ko batana padega na muze
S : mai bata dunga unhe, par tum chalo abhi (shashank window se jane lagta hai)
A : KHADUS 😡tum permanently chor banne ki practice kar rahe ho kya?
S : nahi to
A : fir window se kyu ja rahe ho? Door se chalo na
S : oh sorry sorry, woh mai itna happy hu ki tum wapas aa rahi ho is liye bhul gaya
A : 🙈 chalo ab
Dono jane lagte hai Anjali Vartak dekh leti hai
Anjali : Appu tum itni rat ko kaha ja rahi ho? Aur tum scientist ghar me kaise ghuse 😡maine to tumhe door se hi get out kar diya tha na
A : kya 😡aapki himmat kaise hui mere pati ke sath aise behave karne ki Dr. Anjali Vartak! But just leave it.. Abhi mera husband muze lene aaya hai aur mai uske sath apne mayke ja rahi hu bye
Anjali : tumne 2 din bhi meri beti ko shanti se rehne nahi diya uske apne hi ghar me shame on you..
A : shut up kya meri beti.. Meri beti laga rakha hai! Ab mai khadus ki wife hu aur Kanetkar house mera apna ghar hai. Is liye mai wahi rahungi samjhi aap
S : Apurva suno mai kya...
A : kuch bhi lecture mat do chalo ....kya hua sasuma par bahut pyaar aa raha hai kya?? Chalo na (hath pakadkar forcefully le jati hai)
Gate se bahar aane ke bad Appu : khadus tumhari bike kaha hai
S : actually bike ka petrol khatam ho gaya beech raste me
A : Kya??? To tum kaise aaye yaha
S : 11 number ki bus pakadkar
A : achha 😊to ab hum bhi 11 number ki bus se hi wapas jate hai
S : seriously matlab tumhe koi problem nahi hogi?
A : nahi, chalo kaha hai bus stop?
S : bus stop ki kya jarurat
A : 11 number ki bus pakadni hai na!
S : Are Apurva!! 11 number ki bus means chalte hue like left right left paidal
A : kya no way! Mai itna nahi chal sakti never
S : laga hi tha muze.. Lazy kahi ki
A : oh excuse me, mai lazy nahi hu samjhe
S : to chalo mere sath.. Ye journey hamari life ki best journey hogi
A : OK let's go 🤗 dono rat ke 11.30 baje road par ek dusre ka hath pakadkar chal rahe hai
"Hum jo chalne lage hai
Chalne lage hai ye rasate
Ha ha ha manjil se behtar
Lagne lage hai ye rasate "
A : khadus 1 week se mai ghar par nahi thi to tumne muze miss kiya kya?
S : nahi to mai bhala tumhe miss kyu karunga 😆
A : Achha! Muze nahi to tum kisi aur ko miss karoge kya 😡
S : Dekho Apurva ab maine sab clear kar diya hai is liye apni Netra Tai ka nam bhi mat lena mere samne plz
A : par maine to uska nam liya hi nahi tha, tumne liya means tum use miss kar rahe ho I know everything 😡 (khadus ka hath chhodkar road ke dusre side se chalne lagti hai)
S : Apurva suno na, dekho abhi andheri rat hai. Ekdam sunsan sadak, aaspas, dur dur tak koi bhi nahi hai
A : (dar jati hai) ha to kya hua?
S : socho agar tumhare pichhe se koi Bhoot aa jaye aur tumhe le jaye apne sath to
A : nahi nahi plz khadus (khadus ke pas aati hai bhagte hue) ek kam karo mai tumhare aage chalti hu, tum mere pichhe pichhe chalna
S : par isse kya hoga
A : agar koi Bhoot aaya to woh tumhe pakad lega mai bach jaungi simple
S : kaisi ho na tum, apne husband ka sacrifice kar do
A : ha to jo husband muze miss tak nahi karta uske sath aur kya karu mai?
S : mere har majak ko seriously leti ho tum, aur har serious bat ko majak me uda deti ho. Are Shisht agar mai tumhe miss nahi kar raha hota to tumhe lene itni rat ko aata hi kyu? Window se aakar tumhe manata hi kyu? Tumhari mom ki insult tolerate karta hi kyu?
A : ye to tum hi jano, muze kya pata!
S : Are ab aur kitna explain karu mai teacher nahi hu muze itna hi aata hai. Shisht tum kabhi to samjha karo meri dil ki bat.. Har bat words mai nahi batayi jati
A : ek minute, agar tum words use nahi karoge to kya apni science ki theories , laws use karke bataoge 🤣
S : in his mind - Ye ladki kab samjhegi meri feelings ? Kaise batau ise ki kitna pyar karta hu mai isse?
A : itna sad hone ki jarurat nahi hai I know ki tumne muze bahut miss kiya hoga. Kyunki 24/7 jhagda karne ke liye koi bhi nahi tha na is liye tum boar ho gaye hoge I know!
S : (Ek din me to nahi, par ek din meri shisht mere pyar ko jarur samjhegi!! Aur muzse bhi jyada pyar wahi karegi muzse definitely ☺️) Apurva thanks
A : kyu?
S : aise hi 🙈
A : pagal 😂 ...khadus!! Woh dekho kya hai
S : Kya hai bhoot 🤣
A : marti hai. Bhoot nahi chai ki tapri hai. Chalo na mast chai pite hai
S : OK madam jo aap bolo! Dono garma garam chai pine lagte hai but shashank ka hath hot glass ki wajah se jal jata hai
A : stupid.. Hot glass directly aise kon pakadta hai 😡 dekho ab jal gaya na! dikhao fuk marti hai pyar se. Ye lo mera duppata isse glass ko pakdo fir hath nahi jalega tumhara
Appu ki apne liye care dekhkar shashank happy ho jata hai 😍
"Kaise muze tum mil gayi
Kismat pe aaye na yakin
Utar aayi bhid me jaise chand utrata hai
Dheere dheere hole se "
A : ab chale (thodi der chalne par Appu thak jati hai)
S : Kya hua thak gayi? Stamina dikhao abhi dur tak jana hai
A : shut up. Ek to mai puri life me kabhi bhi itna nahi chali hu, jitna aaj tumne chalwa diya muze 😡I'm tired ab muzse nahi hoga I can't do this now!!
S : to ab kya road par hi sone ka irada hai tumhara ?
A : khadus 🙈 suno na!!
S : itne pyar se bat kar rahi ho suddenly means meri vat lagane ka irada hai right
A : Are nahi baba. Mai kya bol rahi thi.. Ab mai bahut jyada thak gayi hu na.
S : that I know, par mai kya kar sakta hu na
A : kar sakte ho tum meri help kar sakte ho! Tum muze godi me utha lo na plz
S : Are nahi kuch bhi kya? Aise publicly thik nahi lagta hai.. Log kya Kahenge
A : husband ne wife ko god me utha liya to koi kyu kuch bhi kahega. Waise bhi hum Maharashtrians me ritual hoti hai na shadi ke bad Jejuri gad ( ye ek temple hai) jate hai couple aur husband wife ko uthakar steps chadhta hai Sua Aai ne bataya tha muze. Hamara woh ritual incomplete hai chalo ab use pura karte hai khadus 😊
S : is vakt yaha road par? Nahi now I can't do this plz. Waise bhi maine Amey Dada ko call karke bulaya hai hame lene woh aate hi honge abhi
A : correct hai 😡tum muze kyu god me uthaoge? Apni Netra ko utna loge jaldi se, sirf kehne bhar ki der hai. You know what khadus I know tumhe ek din Netra Tai se pyar ho jayega aur fir tum muze divorce dekar usse shadi karoge aur ye ritual bhi Uske sath milkar complete karoge 😭😭
S : (immediately Appu ko utha leta hai god me) meri shadi ho chuki hai! Is liye ab jo bhi rituals honge sirf meri bayko means tumhare sath hi honge samjhi
A : 🙈 khadus means ab tum Aliking aur Madhuchandra ka ritual bhi pura karoge kya (innocently)
S : yes definitely. But right time aane ke bad!!
A : OK 🤗
"Rang bawri tu Mazi radha hoshil ka
Swapnan chya gavi sang mala hi neshil ka
Sur nave maze tuzya prititun aale
Geet maze adhure ekda tu gashil ka "