Adi Buddha gets in trouble! - Page 2

Originally posted by: Sharmii

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Okay, then Ameesha gets extremely angry and slaps the goat's back really hard saying shaitan bakri! Tujhe sone ke liye aur koi jaaga mila? Shaitan ki haddi! Baaaaaaa...haaaaa haaaaa, the goat shouts out for the back pain Ammu had given him. Then Ameesha says: Behaya, Besharam! Baa ha ha ke bachche chup! Ja yahaa se! Ek to mera mould bohot kharaap hai aur ab tu yahaa mere kamremei apne bakriwale bhasha mei na jaane kya kya bakraha hai aur wo bhi mere saath ek raat guzaar ne ke baad! Teri awaaz ke maare mera sarr phat raha hai!Jaa! So, she gives the goat a tight kick and the intimidated goat quickly jumps out of the window, and runs to the backyard. Then Ameesha thinks in her mind: Arre ye mujhe kya horaha hai? Mei to khamakha ek bakri pe naraaz ho rahi hu jo bezubaa hai, na kuch samajh saktaa hai aur naahi kuch bol saktaa hai.Ye to bass ek janwar hai.She then says: Lagta hai mei kuch zyaada hi gussa ho rahi hu. Ek kaam karti hu mei bathroom jaake nahaa leti hu, isse mere tan ko aur man ko shanti milegi aur ye gussa bhi thanda ho jayega.Just then everybody else including me, Raghav and Daadu, we wake up and Adi daadu is very heartbroken for what he just heard last night.He slowly, but hopelessly walks to the washroom as if his jeene ka maqsat is over (just like DPS said while driving the car in a very depressed mould)and Raghav is in his revenge mould. He says in his mind: Adi daadu the mama's boy, Chunni baabu, and milk-puking thumbsucker, zara samhaalke saint guru kyu kii aaj se teri barbaadi ki chapter hone jara hi hai shuru!So, then Ameesha takes a pair of bra and panty and goes straight to the washroom, (lets just assume she had some in her car, and at night she went to her car and brought them to the ugly spooky house)leaving behind the rest of her bras and chaddis on the bed! Just then Raghav comes in pokes them with a fork, and makes holes on her mini chaddis and cuppy bras, and then takes some to Daadu's room and puts them in the drawer.Then he takes one bra and one panty and somehow makes the goat wear them, and the goat gets mad and says: Bhaaaaaaaaaaa ! Vaahhhaaa haaaa! This is a goat language which means, Oh! You're being irritating! Why the hell on Earth are you making me wear this tight bra and chaddi of Ameesha? He then lets go of the goat,and writes Ameesha's name on the back.The goat is now having difficulties running, since those cuppy thingies were too tight. So, then Ragghu tells Daadu that the old bulb in the washroom is not working, so can you please go and replace the bulb with this new one? Daadu says sure why not. So, now Daadu and Ameesha
will enter the washroom without noticing each other and once they go in Daadu will start with his washroom bulb, and Ammu won't mind the darkness (this scene will be similar to what happened in Hum Tumhaare Hai Sanam, where Prashant was fixing the bulb, and Nita was taking a bath)!Ok, so the Daadu starts with the bulb and then Ammu goes in the bath tub, she is having a beautiful time playing with the bubbles and small duckies in the tub! So, he finishes with the bulb and Ragghu turns the switch on and Ameesha and Daadu finally look at each other! Ameesha's body is totally engulfed with the bubbles, except her face. She then screams loudly and starts scolding Adi daadu saying: saala kutta paagal buddha! Tere ko sharam nahi aati iss ummar mei mere jaisey khoob surat apsara haseenao ke saath chup chup ke kabaddi kabaddi khelne mei?!Mei abhi police ko phone karti hu. Mei unhe bataoongi ki tune bathroom ke andhere pan ka najayess faida uttha ke mere kareeb aaneki koshish ki! Then Daadu stammers saying: a...A...A..A...a..aap yahaa? Mere ko to laga ki..just then Ameesha intervens saying, arre chalaak shaitaan! Insaan ke roop mei jism pyasa chumkaadar (bat)chup kar oye! She is about to get up, just then Veer enters the washroom and gets an electric shock in his gall bladder, and is motionless!
You all must be thinking that how did Veer land up there? Well, let me explain, you know he loves Ammu deeply with his heart and soul, and since she didn't return home last night, Veer went out to look for her and he stopped infront of daadu's house, because he had to pee, and daadu's house was as old, dirty and nasty as a public toilet, so Veer thought he could probably do the private business in there, but when he went in he was very shocked to see everything so neat and clean inside. It was just like a house, but when he goes to the washroom, he gets the biggest shock of his life.

So,then Ameesha whispers:Veer! Veer whispers: Ameesha!So, Ragghu quickly takes Daadu and Veer to the living room and makes them sit. Ameesha quickly washes herself and goes to her room and is astonished to see her undergarments vanish. Just then Ragghu enters and says: mujhe pata hai ye saare bras aur chaddiya kisne gaayab ki. Jaante hai wo kaun hai? Wo, apke pyare jaanu Adi Daadu hai, jiske saath aap din raat chumma chaati karneke baaremei soch rahe hai! Kya? Kya Kahaa aapne? Wahi jo aapne suna.Lekin aap kaisey jaante hai? Mei kaisey jaanta hu, aap ye sawaal kar rahi hai to chaliye mei aapko dekhata hu. He first of all, brings the bakri to her and says, ye dekhiye iss bakri ko usne aapki undergarments pehnaya! Aur wo bhi aapki insult karneke liye!Kyu kii wo aapko apne baaho mei lena chahta hai, lekin usse lagta hai aap aur mere beech salaam namastey chalraha hai.Wo ye soch ta hai kii mei uska dushman hu, aur aapko usse door leke jaana chahtahu, aur aap bhi mere saath jaaneko raazi hai, aur mujhe apne dil aur jaan se bhi zyaada chahtehai!Wo aapko mere saath nahi dekh saktaa isi liye wo ye sab karraha hai. Isi liye usne iss bakri ko ye sab pehnaake uske peet (back) mei aapka naam likh diya! Aur saboot chahiyye to chaliye na mere saath, mei aapko ek aur cheez dekhatahu. Chaliye, chaliye. He takes her to Daadu's room, and opens the drawer and shows her the undergarments with holes on it! He then says: Ye dekhiye! Usne aapke harr ek undergarments par bare bare holes banake rakha hai! Ab aap hi batayiyye kya ye shaitan aapke kaabil hai ya nahi?

Ok, I will continue later. For now, read this one, and please, please, don't forget to comment, since they are my inspirations.

awww very nice zareen. i just caught up on all the rest as well. very nice and funny. keep up the good work. 👏👏 😊