Adi Buddha gets in trouble!

Adi Dadu looks soo damm old like a buddha! He looks just like Hariharan Dadu! Also, he looks like he never went to the washroom before! I hate his shakal. It looks like raavan ka jurua bhai, jo janam ke waqt ravan se alag ho gaya tha. Lekin ab Ravan ke maut ke baad uska chota bhai aagaya hai Dk, do love birds ke beech mei daraar banne ke liye aur apna hypocritical methods ka istamaal karke un dono ko door rakhne ke liye.Ye doosra Ravan phir se hamaare pyare Ram aur Sita ko aagaye un dono ka sarvanaash karne. Kabab mei haddi!Pata nahi ye musibaat Dk ke raaste se kab jayega. But don't worry Dk will unite soon, even if they are still left in darkness. Wo kehte hai naa, jeevan ke andhere raaste mei aasha ki kiran hai jaagi. So, shubh shubh soch te hai aur apne fingers cross karke rakh te hai, kyu kii kabhi bhi kuch bhi ho sakta hai, akhir ye ek indian drama hai aur ye writers bhi naa pata nahi kahaa se ye ajeeb ajeeb twists pakar kar laate hai.Wo badmaash khud garz daadu hamesha smart banne ki koshish karta rehta hai ek dam Einstine the Great scientist ki tara lekin unfortunately, wo hai ek gaddha kayika aur uske payer awaara kutto ke dumo ki tara. By the way, if I was in Kaajjal's place, and had the memory loss, then if I woke up( regained conciousness)I would have turned into a maniac, and hugged him by saying, Dau Dadu! Aur mei usse kehti: Dadu! O mere pyare guju guju dadu, aap itne saalo tak kahaa the? Aap ko pata hai, dadi ne aap ko kitna miss kiya? Aap dadi ko chor kar gaye kyu? Isi liye naa kyu kii wo bohot hi religious aur unglamorous the, aur hamesha aap ke liye nachos banane ke badle gajar ka halwa bana te the? Dadu! Aapne naa bohot bari galti kar di. Aap jaantehai, daadi aapke pratiksha mei baith te baith te sidha upar chali gayi Gannu Bhayiyya ke paas, aur marte waqt wo aapko bohot yaad kar rahi thi. Ye aapne bohot galat kiya. Aapko aisa karna nahi chahiyye tha. Kya hua agar dadi chote chote kapre pehenkar apni nangi nangi taange nahi dekhati, aur aapke liye make ups pehen ke bhoot nahi saj ti aur aap ke liye western khaana nahi banaa ti? Ha? Is ka matlab ye to nahi ki aap usse chor kar kisi aur sexy buddhi ki baaho mei jaake uske saath romance kaare. You badmaash dadu! Lekin koi baat nahi, ab mei aagayi hu naa, mei aapko itni saari good night kisses dungi, itni saari good night kisses dungi, ki aapko daadi ki yaad hi nahi aayegi. Mei hu naa, ab chal mere saath basket ball khelo, aur mujhe ek mazedaar lolly pop lakar do. Warna mei aapse baat nahi karungi!Then Dadu would be like arre tu chipkali chikni babe kaun hai re, aur apun ko is tara se tankh kyu karta hai re? Apun koi Dadu fadu nahi hai re, apun ke jab bachche nahi hai to apun ke poata aur poati kahaa se aayega re? Hawa se ya apun ka almari se? Ya apun ka paseena wala arm pit ke andar se? I would be like: Kya baat karte hai aap ? Dadu itna zyada nautanki mat karo. Tum ne mujhe nahi pehchaana, mei to pichle janam mei aapki beloved grand daughter thi. Yaad hai? He would get too puzzled and I would be like, arre dadu aap to paisath saal ke ho naa, lekin apke sar pe ek bhi saafed baal nahi hai. Aisa kaisey ho sakta hai? Oh mei samajh gayi, ki aap apne baalo mei Black hair dye laga ke rakkhe hai, taki kisi ko bhi samajh mei naa aaye ki aap buddha baba ho, aur uske saath saath ek taklaa mehboob bhi! 😃

So, guys continue with the next part and comment if you like.

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Thanks! Just keep giving your comments guys! They are like my inspirations. I will continue tomorrow! Right now I am too busy!

Ok, so then Raghav andar aata hai aur wo Adi se kehta hai: Ehhhhh Addi!!! Ye kya ho raha hai? Tu apne kamremei akele iss larki ke saath kya kar raha hai? Aur ye tere goad mei kyu baithi hai? Isko baith ne ke liye aur koi jaage nahi mili kya? Ehh kahi tera iske saath koi chakkar vakkar to chal raha?Adi gets furious and says: Aphe! Saala ullu ka billa pattha! tu kai ko appun ke saamne bakwas kar raha hai re? Ha? Appun ka kisi ke saath chakkar bhakkar ilu ilu nahi hai re! Pata nahi ye musibat mere sar pe kahaa se aa pari? Ye kehrahi hai ke appun iska Gujju Gujju Dadu hai! Appun ka to screw aur nuts sab kuch dheela(loose) hone wala hai re!Ye paagal billi hai re, kehti hai appun ko iski daadi pasand nahi aayi isi liye appun ne uss buddhi amma ji ko ditch kiya aur meri lambi aloo ki intezaar mei wo passed away ho gayi re! Just then I get up from his lap and I say: Ehhh saala raghav baba! Tu hoga koi Rajasthani much wala! Ye mera Dadu hai. Tere ko kya malum? Tere ko nahi pata iss kameene ke wajese meri daadi ki watt lag gayi re! Pichle janam mei hum dadu aur poati saath mei basket ball khelte the aur ek doosre ko dher saare kisses dete the! Raghav: Haila! Ye to bohot bara anarth hai re. Oye! Oye Adi maharaj! Humare pyare pyare sadhu, oye saint babu, tu mahatma gandhi ka twin brother hai ki koi flirtatious Ragshaz?

Ok, I have to go know,but before that i will give you people a short preview on what's gonna happen:

During the conversation, Ameesha comes in and her evil music plays in the background.

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Its hailarious!!

nice job and well written Gr8 job

😆 really funny....good job Zareen ......i loved it.....

Here's the next part:
So, Adi Gives Raghav a tight slap and just then, a white goat enters the room and Raghav the mota(fatty fatty) Rajasthani mouch wala falls on the goat and since the guy is too heavy, the goat stammers: maaa haaa haaa haa ha! Then, it just pisses on Adi Saint Dadu's precious golden jute carpet,and totally ruins it! (It was a carpet, his mom aka-America's next hot model, gave him on his very first birthday!)So, Dadu gets up furiously, by dropping me off his smelly lap, and says: Oye! Oye!Oye! Oye! Ehhh saafed bakri, tere do aankhe hote huye bhi tu andhi hai re! Tere ko dikhta nahi hai, ye appun ka jaaneman carpet hai re, ye appun ko apni sexy mummy ne di thi, ab to ye strict, aur amazingly sexy mummy appun ko fridge mei daal ke appun ki achchi tara se dholai karegi, aur appun ko mummy ke pallu ke niche chup kar usse chu chu mummy bolaaneki mauka nahi degi re!Apun kya ab lolly pop choos kar khayega re? Apun ka kare ga? Mummy to bass abhi aati hi hogi! Hey! Dadu shouts, at the top of his lungs:Ehhhh Ragghhu naam ka mouchi moustache wala, mere pyare naukar aur chumcha (side kick)! Apun ko tere arm pit mei ya chaddi mei kahi chupaale re! Raghav: Ehhh chup! Saala kameena paagal hai kya, paagal mard! Paagal hai kya? Tere ko kya lagta hai, tu jo jee chahe wahi bakta rahega? Bass! Ab bohot hogaya ab apne ye gandhe gandhe Ram kathaye bandh kar, warna Gannu Bhayiyya naraaz hoke tere ko ek zordaar wedgie dega( meaning: pull Adi's huge elephant like chaddi outside and hang him tightly with a tree branch, so that he cannot move!)Mei tere ko kai ko apni chaddi ya arm pit ke niche chupaoo? Mei bewakoof hu kya? Arre mere ko maloom hai, agar meine tere ko aisi kisi private part ke paas chupaunga, to tu apun ko illegally kut kuti (tickling) dega ek dam ek chuhe ki tara! To, phir, to phir, abhi sirf ek hi raasta hai, tu mujhe Dev babu ke beach house mei choar ke aa! Raghav: Aphe! Chup! Wo, tere jaisey flirtatious brainless, characterless, bakri buying cheez ko wahaa rehne nahi dega aur waise bhi kyu dega tumhe rehne ke liye jaga? Akhir tumne uske saath bad tameezi karke usse apne ghar se bahaar jo nikaal diya, uss din, yaad hai ki nahi? Ehh chup! Dekh dekh koi iss kamre ki taraf aaraha hai? Guess who it is? It's Ameesha! So, the evil music plays in the background, and she enters the room.

Actually, Ameesha went to her friend's wedding anniversary and while returning, her car broke down, and it was 2 late and after all it was night time, so she decided to spend the night in some nearby sarayi khana (hotel), house, or tabela.Then, she found this dadu's house only,because only dadu lived in the area where her car broke down, and the area was too isolated. As soon as their eyes meet, a song plays in the background, it's an old song: Meraa mehboob aaya hai! Ameesha falls madly in love with the Dadu and her heart beats really really fast like rock music!

Ok, I will continue later.

So, then Ameesha thinks in her mind: Hai Shambunath! Ye mujhe kya ho raha hai? Kya mujhe sach mei apna knight in shining armour mil gaya? Kya meraa sach mei iss dadu ke saath saat janmo ka bandhan hai? Kya hum dono zindagi bhar Radha aur Krishna ki tara reh payenge? Then her heart beats really fast and tries to come out through her eye balls (just like Tom cat in Tom and Jerry, where Tom fell in love with a female cat) but somehow Ameesha stops them and presses them in. Then, the heart again beats extremely fast and tries to come out through her chest, but she stops it by pressing hard on it! Then, it tries to pop out through her butt, and this time she gets a fork, and pokes it in really hard with arduous strength. Then, Dadu gets really tensed, he doesn't know what to say,he thinks in his mind: Haila! Mei to mar gaya re! Lagta hai iske pita ji mere naana ji ke tara koi terrorist the, warna aisa sexbomb kaun bana sakta hai? Ye to mummy ki parchayi lagti hai! Kahi aisa to nahi ke mere characterless maa ne hi isse yaha bheji hai, mere har ek lub dub heart beat, pulse aur deeds ko monitor karne ke liye? Haila! Ab appun ka karega re? Appun dukaan jaakar bhutte khayega kya? He then feels a sudden urge to use the toilet, so that he can throw away the solid waste products from his rotten weasel type body, and relax! Without saying a word he rushes to the washroom and slams the door hard. Ameesha gets a little startled and asks Raghav: Kya baat hai bhai saab, ye mujhe dekh kar yahaa se iss tara bhaag kyu gaye, aur wo bhi washroom ke andar? Ragghu:Aaaa.....aap kaun hai ji? Appun ne to aap ko nahi pehchaana ji. Ameesha: Wo, kya hai ki meri gaari achanak kharaap ho gayi hai, aur yahaa aaspaas koi mechanic nahi hai, is liye aaj raat gaari theek nahi ho sakti aur mei bhi ghar nahi pohoch sakti, ye jagaa bohot isolated hai, yahaa pe koi taxi nahi hai aur isi liye mei ghar nahi jaa sak ti. To, isi liye meine socha ki kyu na ye raat mei issi ghar mei guzaaro, kyu kii iss ghar ko dekhte hi mere dil mei ye khayal aaya ki ye bohot hi safe habitation hai aur taqdeer ne deliberately mujhe yahaa kheech kar laya hai kyu ki mere sapno ka bakri wala jaadugar ka saudagar type besura baazigar Dadu rajkumaar yehi hai, aur jahaa mera piya, wahaa mei!

Ok, I will take a break for now, and write later.

After hearing this Ragghu and I get really shocked. I get up and tightly hug Ameesha saying: Arrre Daadi! Daadi aap wapass aagaye! Daadi sach sach batayiyye aapko upar se neeche aane ke liye Gannu Bhayiyya ne permission kaisey di? Wo, to itna generous nahi hai,ki kisi mare hue insaan ke gharwalo ke grief aur pain dekhte hi uss insaan ko duniya mei wapass drop karde. Meri pyari daadi ab aap aagaye to ab dadu ko koi taqleef nahi hogi.Aaj se aap dono saath mei garden mei baith kar sukh aur shanti se romance aur kiss kar sakte hai! Mei jaanti hu dadu ne aap ko isi liye ditch kiya kyu kii aap chote chote swimming costumes pehen ke uske saamne apni nangi nangi tange dekha nahi sakte the, aur ab aapne apne aap ko badal diya Dadu ke saamne Jessica Simpson banne ke liye! Lekin, before you were 100% pure Indian and a traditional lady who was truly devoted to Gannu bhyiyya! Daadi please usse maaf kardijiye. Aap nahi jaante wo ek bohot hi achche dadu hai. Maana ki usne ek galti ki lekin aap tension mat lijiye, uss galti ka ehsaas mei unhe dilaoongi, aur iss galti ke liye wo prashchit(repent) bhi karenge, aur tab to aap dono saath mei bikinis pehen ke apne shareero ko dekhaake swimming karne jayenge na? Ameesha gets angry and says: Ehhhh! Koun ho tum? Kaun Dadi aur kaun poati? Aur ye daadu kaun hai? Mei tumhe nahi jaanti aur naahi tumhaare kisi buddhe daadu ne mujhe dhoka diya hai! Then she angrily whispers in her mind: Na jaane iss paagal ko ye loag kis kuye se utthakar laye hai.I: Nahi Nahi, Nahi, aap bilkul galat soch rahe hai, mei to kuye se nahi aayi, mei to swarg se uttar ke aayi hu ek nanni si khushiya denewali apsara bankar, taki aap dono ki zindagi chaddiya aur paseeno ki durgandho(bad smell) se bhar jaye. Ameesha quickly gets out of the room, and goes to some other room inorder to run away from me.

Ragghu: Haila! Ab appun ka karega re? Ye larki aur Adi to appun aur iss chikni item ke beech mei KMH banne jara hi hai! Appun apna gundha business kaisey shuru karega re? This means, that how will he play some dirty jigsaw puzzles with Ameesha. He then kicks the white goat out in the back yard and Adi saint maharaj comes out of the washroom, and is giving a yawn of relief. He then says, Ahhh! Shanti! Om Shanti! Ye toilet jaake waste products nikaalke meine bohot hi achcha kaam kiya hai, kyu kii ab mere tan aur man koi eternal shanti milne wali hai. Lekin boori khabar ye hai, kii mera pet bohot kharaap hai aur mei uss champagne jaisi chikni hot babe ke saath ab aur line nahi maar sakta! Upar se ye Ragghu aur ye junglee larki bhi yahaa mere ghar mei shaamil hai,aur ye dono to mujhe bohot bare shaatir aur dhokebaaz lagte hai! Ye Raghav bhi naa, jo kehtaa hai uska ultaa kartahai, aur ye doosri wali jo mujhe daadu daadu keh kar pukaar rahi hai, ek larki Anjaani Si, jisse mei jaanta tak nahi hu, aur naahi apne pichle janam mei kabhie dekha tha.

At that time Ameesha is thinking of flirting through out the whole night, with Adi Dadu.

Next part I will write later on, before that I would leave a short preview:

Ameesha wakes up in the morning and finds herself sleeping with a goat in her arms and the goat is gently
nibbling on her bare arm and neck!