Adi Buddha gets in trouble! - Page 3

So, then Daadu says: Arre nahi, nahi nahi!!!! Aisa matt karo! Appun ko iss tara se video cassette ki tara reject mat karo please, please,please! Tum bin jeena payenge hum to mar hi jayenge, o soniye!Appun to ekdam boiled unde ka juice banjayega re! Dekho, Ameesha behen ji ke aane se pehle appun ke zindagi mei ek aur chikni hot item thi! Jaantiho wo ek Canadian saafed gori thi! Ab ka bataoo uske baaremei, Ohhhhh! Kya mast cheez thi! Wo thi bohot sexy, and mesmerizing ekdam French wine ki tara, humesha bikini contest mei first prize milti thi usse.Usse dekhtehi mere private parts mei electric shock lagta tha,aur ceene mei patrol garam hota tha!Jee to karta tha usse apni baaho mei leloo aur uske saath kuch maazedaar business karu, lekin waqt badalte der nahi lagti!Meine uske saath Salaam Namastey karne ki bohot koshish ki, lekin humesha nakammiyaab raha! Bohot jald uska Badmaash khajoor, soane ka unda denewala dad aaya laat sahabo ki tara bare bare sunglasses pehenke aur meri anaarkali ko mujhse cheen liya, aur kahaa ki unho ne kisi sexy modern British larke saath meri baby ki shaadi fix karli, aur ab wo ye shaadi church mei jaake ghantiya bajaake karwaake hi rahenge!Jab meine ye khabar suna to aisa laga jaisey ki mere dil mei koi volcanic eruption honewala hai. Mere uss kutte ex sasoor ji ne mujhse ye bhi kahaa ki jiske saath usne meri hottie ki shaadi fix ki naa, wo mere jaisa koi hanumaan babu nahi hai, balki wo to ek spicy sex bomb hai!Wo humesha bikinis aur baras and chote chote chaddiyo ki tapassiya mei khoya rehta hai, wo meri tara burqa aur saree blouse ka tapassiya nahi karta!Nahi karta and nahi karta!!! Ab tum hi batao kya karu mei, kya karu? Meine uss sizzling hot and spicy cheesy cheese ko to kho diya, humesha ke liye,ab kya karu mei? Kiske saath line maaru aur kiske saath salaam namastey karke baara ghante ka contract haasil karu? Kiske saath superman ki chaddi pehenke swimming pool mei swimming karu, aur kiske mote mote thighs per mei sunscreen lotion lagaoo? Wo baby mere liye humesha Canada se chaddiya laati thi, chote chote patli patli, mini mini, sexy sexy fashionable chaddiya, jo wahaa ke loag pehentehai.Wo isi liye kyu kii India's chaddis are not fasionable and mini at all,they are so loose, so huge and so baggy!
Me: Abey saale bikini maa ki swimming costume aulaad utth! Agar teri pyari churail ne tere ko dhoka diya to appun ka kare?To appun ka malai ka baraf tere sarr pe daal ke teri pooja karega ya tere bheje mei goli maarega? Agar tu appun ko iss tara se pataana(woo) chahta hai to appun ke liye koi romantic mantra jap karke kuch chamatkaar kar, aur appun ko ekdam Britney Spears ki tara impress karke apne kandhe mei baitha ke lejaa ! Adi daadu makes a face full of wrinkles and pimples and leaves. He was confused on what to do and say, since his bheja was filled with bakriyo ki poti aur peshaab!😃😆 He goes in his room and starts thinking like a mad scientist, but is unable to find a way to impress me. Just then Ragghu comes and daadu tells him all about his problem. So, Ragghu tells him, how about going on a summer vacation, to Canada? We can go and have fun in some Canadian beach, and you can easily woo her by doing something very heroic!!!😊 So, daadu loves the idea and agrees to it like an obedient mad goat! So, now everybody is in Canada, at the Woodbine beach enjoying, except daadu, who is thinking of an idea. On the other side, Ragghu is singing a song for Ameesha in order to woo her. Here is the song:

Yo! Goojy Goojy baby. I have never never never never felt this way before. Yo come and smell my armpits baby! Baby baby I just wanna steal your jism from you!😳 Oh...!!! What a thrill! What joy! Ya make me soo fresh and soo damn wild. I just go crrrazzzyy with your paseena's sexy fragrance!You are soo fresh! You're so fresh! You make me go gaga over you all the time with the help of your devastating and heat-thropping farting charms ohhh baby! Your fart smells sooo sweet just like Cinderella's fairy god mother's strong french perfume!Yo!!!! Sexy sexy girl, come in my arms, cause I cannot take it anymore! I just feel like pissing on your saree pallu, cause my urin is tickling me from the inside! I am losing all my patience, and I can't take it anymore! Ye doori mujhse ab aur saha nahi jaata, kyu kii my rotten black lips are waiting forYou! Bardasht nahi kar saktaa ab door nahi reh saktaa, ek second aur ek din, tere aur tere paseeno ke bin..nnnn.....!!!! Mewao, mewaooo, mewaooo, mewaoooo!!!

He keeps singing like a besura kutta, but Ameesha doesn't pay any khaas attention to him. She just looks away, and Ragghu asks her if he can rub some sunscreen on her neck, and Ammusha turns as red as a tomato and leaves from there. So, then Ragghu says: Hai hai, meri chamiyya dajjal kannya raani to sharma gayi, and he sings the song : Suraj chupa badal mei, sharmaake meri dajjal jaana!😳

Now, here comes the daadu part. Daadu is thinking, and thinking, and thinking! He almost bursts his head off with the stress of thinking. So, Ragghu understands the situation, and goes toward him. He tells him that: You shall go and hide under the water and I will make the girl go up to that mountain.When the girl gets up on the mountain, I will push her from the back, and she will fall. She obviously doesn't know how to swim. Then you can catch her and rescue her, and she will get very impressed. Only then you will be able to carry her heavy weight away by making her sit on your weak grandpa shoulder!!!! Ha ha ha ha... ha ha!!! Or if that doesn't work, you will have to wear a bra and a mini chaddi like besharam Canadian gori aurats, and dance your pants off in front of her, by singing a romantic filmy song, jaisey kii: Pretty woman from Kal Ho Na Ho. So, then Daadu goes under the water, and Ragghu makes me get up on the mountain. Now, Ragghu is running toward me, but suddenly I move out of the way, and he ends up pushing a very fat goal matol guy with a huge fat tummy!!!😆😆😆

Then Adi thinks I have fallen in the water, so he closes his snake eyes with passion, and when he falls in Daadu starts kissing him all over his face and neck without noticing anything!!!😆 The fat motu gets really annoyed and gives daadu a tight punch, and he comes out from his fairy fantasy kingdom. He quickly swims away and lands on the shore. Adi daadu is now very tired and he has a black eye. (Too bad so sad!) He rests on the sand for sometime, and then quickly gets up like a tornado. He steals a white gori's beach ke kapre aka bra penty from her bag.😆 Then quickly cuts an orange into two! He goes to some quiet place and puts them on, and finally puts the oranges inside his ahem ahem, you know what I mean.😆

The episode ends here for today. Don't forget to leave a comment.😉

well done zareen. its really hillarious. 👏👏

Originally posted by: gambi

Adi Dadu looks soo damm old like a buddha! He looks just like Hariharan Dadu! Also, he looks like he never went to the washroom before! I hate his shakal. It looks like raavan ka jurua bhai, jo janam ke waqt ravan se alag ho gaya tha. Lekin ab Ravan ke maut ke baad uska chota bhai aagaya hai Dk, do love birds ke beech mei daraar banne ke liye aur apna hypocritical methods ka istamaal karke un dono ko door rakhne ke liye.Ye doosra Ravan phir se hamaare pyare Ram aur Sita ko aagaye un dono ka sarvanaash karne. Kabab mei haddi!Pata nahi ye musibaat Dk ke raaste se kab jayega. But don't worry Dk will unite soon, even if they are still left in darkness. Wo kehte hai naa, jeevan ke andhere raaste mei aasha ki kiran hai jaagi. So, shubh shubh soch te hai aur apne fingers cross karke rakh te hai, kyu kii kabhi bhi kuch bhi ho sakta hai, akhir ye ek indian drama hai aur ye writers bhi naa pata nahi kahaa se ye ajeeb ajeeb twists pakar kar laate hai.Wo badmaash khud garz daadu hamesha smart banne ki koshish karta rehta hai ek dam Einstine the Great scientist ki tara lekin unfortunately, wo hai ek gaddha kayika aur uske payer awaara kutto ke dumo ki tara. By the way, if I was in Kaajjal's place, and had the memory loss, then if I woke up( regained conciousness)I would have turned into a maniac, and hugged him by saying, Dau Dadu! Aur mei usse kehti: Dadu! O mere pyare guju guju dadu, aap itne saalo tak kahaa the? Aap ko pata hai, dadi ne aap ko kitna miss kiya? Aap dadi ko chor kar gaye kyu? Isi liye naa kyu kii wo bohot hi religious aur unglamorous the, aur hamesha aap ke liye nachos banane ke badle gajar ka halwa bana te the? Dadu! Aapne naa bohot bari galti kar di. Aap jaantehai, daadi aapke pratiksha mei baith te baith te sidha upar chali gayi Gannu Bhayiyya ke paas, aur marte waqt wo aapko bohot yaad kar rahi thi. Ye aapne bohot galat kiya. Aapko aisa karna nahi chahiyye tha. Kya hua agar dadi chote chote kapre pehenkar apni nangi nangi taange nahi dekhati, aur aapke liye make ups pehen ke bhoot nahi saj ti aur aap ke liye western khaana nahi banaa ti? Ha? Is ka matlab ye to nahi ki aap usse chor kar kisi aur sexy buddhi ki baaho mei jaake uske saath romance kaare. You badmaash dadu! Lekin koi baat nahi, ab mei aagayi hu naa, mei aapko itni saari good night kisses dungi, itni saari good night kisses dungi, ki aapko daadi ki yaad hi nahi aayegi. Mei hu naa, ab chal mere saath basket ball khelo, aur mujhe ek mazedaar lolly pop lakar do. Warna mei aapse baat nahi karungi!Then Dadu would be like arre tu chipkali chikni babe kaun hai re, aur apun ko is tara se tankh kyu karta hai re? Apun koi Dadu fadu nahi hai re, apun ke jab bachche nahi hai to apun ke poata aur poati kahaa se aayega re? Hawa se ya apun ka almari se? Ya apun ka paseena wala arm pit ke andar se? I would be like: Kya baat karte hai aap ? Dadu itna zyada nautanki mat karo. Tum ne mujhe nahi pehchaana, mei to pichle janam mei aapki beloved grand daughter thi. Yaad hai? He would get too puzzled and I would be like, arre dadu aap to paisath saal ke ho naa, lekin apke sar pe ek bhi saafed baal nahi hai. Aisa kaisey ho sakta hai? Oh mei samajh gayi, ki aap apne baalo mei Black hair dye laga ke rakkhe hai, taki kisi ko bhi samajh mei naa aaye ki aap buddha baba ho, aur uske saath saath ek taklaa mehboob bhi! 😃

So, guys continue with the next part and comment if you like.

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I need a break, so Iwill continue tomorrow, inshallah, but before going I would like to post this most beautiful picture of Adi Dadu the wisest goat man in the whole wide world. Here it is: In the pic his ears are very khara, that's because he is going crazy to find a glamourous mate, and this kharaness of his ears symbolize his craziness!!😆😆 Enjoy!