ARGHHHH... you guys are SO going to be the death of me, lol... aur yeh ameesha ko kaisi bemari lag gayi hai? jab bhi dekho to kisi ka bhoot us mein vargh jaata hai.... anyways, i know you wont leave me till i do it, so here we go... and nikki, hurry back, lol, my turn comes round faster than i expect 😛 aur yeh ameesha ki aisi to taisi, abh to mein usse maar hi daalu to behtar hoga... lol, no need to give me permission jyoti, when you typed she turned into a dracula, i knew i'd have to kill her, otherwise tomorrow dhruv's werewolf spirit would go in her and SHE'D turn into a wolf🤢....
ok, DK see ameesha and think "WTF?!" kaajjal grabs dev's arms KAS ke and starts saying "dev, do your soul jaap" when dev turns to her and says "that was for bhuttewale souls, not draculas" kaajjal turns to dev and says "how many people get possessed by bhuttewales?" to which dev replies "well how many people get possessed by DRACULAS???" when ameesha blares out "CHUPPP!!!!! tum dono ki baak baak bohat hogayi, ab mujhe tum dono ko marna hai, aur phir meri ichcha puri hogi" dev frowns and looks at kaajjal "ichcha?" stutters dev... kaajjal gulps and looks at the drac and asks her "erm, excuse me, miss, mrs... MS dracula... ameesha... bhabi? WHATEVER?!?!?! yeh kaisi ichcha ki baat kar rahi ho tum? i mean AAP?" ameesha laughs and looks at kaajjal and dev with a STERN look and says "tum dono ki marne ki ichcha, tumhari wajeh se mujhe zaleel hona poda, yaad hai, woh meri nangi murti ke wajeh se?" kaajjal nods in fright... "woh khoobsurat, sexy, nangi statue TUMNE tor daali, aur phir TUMARI wajeh se mujhe ek aur aisi hi figure wali murti dhund ni padi, lekin millee hi nahin, TUMHARI wajeh se mujhe VEER ka chehra dekhna poda, TUMHARI wajeh se!!!!" and she begins to laugh... so kaajjal looks at her and says "aapko nangi ladkiyan ki murti dekhne ka shohk hai? kyun?" she looks at her disgustedly and then at dev, dev looks at ameesha and says "aapko ladkiyon ko dekhni ki shohk kabse? aur woh bhi NANGI?!" he quickly stumbles to kaajjal and puts her dupatta on properly covering her chest😆, and then ameesha says "tum chup rahon, tumne hi mujhe zaleel kiya tha woh din, isiliye mein tumhe bhi nahin chodungi" dev and kaajjal at each other when dev says "you know theres only one way to kill a vampire, but then that would mean ameesha bhabhi's death too" kaajjal looks at dev and replies with "yeah? and? so WHAT? she has bugged us so much, she gets everything that is coming to her..." dev looks around and sees a stake and a set of sticks... he grabs the sticks and gives them to kaajjal saying "make a cross sign with this to keep her away" kaajjal looks at dev and says "are you stupid? shes not christian, so cross wont work, only AUM will work, so kaajjal takes out her necklace and points the AUM pendant towards ameesha, who starts screaming and covers her face... dev DIVES for the stake and then at ameesha, he tries to stab her, but she manages to push him off... dev then looks at kaajjal and says do you have holy water..." kaajjal gives him the evils and dev quickly says "no, what i meant was ganga jaal, which is holy water..." and laughs forcefully... kaajjal nods her head and says "right... and what do you think, i carry around ganga jaal with me?" dev then looks at ameesha who is still in pain from the AUM so kaajjal then dives on ameesha and pins her down (remember, our kung fu fighter, lol) and so dev quickly stakes her heart! ameesha starts mumbling "im melting" to which dev and kaajjal look at her and say "you're a DRACULA not a bloody witch, you idiot... well, you ARE a witch, lekin you have a dracula aatma in you, so you die like a dracula you are supposed to go up in flames..." DK get off her and all of a sudden, WHOOO... ameesha is in flames... and dead (PRAISE THE LORD... i mean... jai ho bhagawan 😉😆) DK look at each other and are pleased, when they notice that ameesha's flames had cause the whole room to go up in flames...
muahahahahaaaaa twinnii... now you have to get them out 😛😆 good luck darling
ooopss... had to edit, i had a few spelling mistakes
Edited by kaju.patel - 18 years ago