Chandu Jokes

Chandur at bar in New York.
Man on his right says "Johny Walker single"
Man on his left says "Peter Scotch single"
Chandu says - "Baljith Singh Married" 😆
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Boss : am giving u job as a driver. STARTING salary Rs.2000/-, is it o.k
Chandu : U R great sir! Starting salary is o.k.......but? ?
how much is DRIVING salary...?
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Chandu'stheory : Moon is more impt than Sun, coz it gives light at
night when light is needed & Sun gives light during the day when light
is not needed!!!
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A Tamilian call up chandu and asks " tamil therima??"
Chandu got mad, angrily replied.... "Hindi tera baap

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Interviewar: what s ur qualification?
Chandu: Sir I am Ph.d.
Interviewar : what do u mean by Ph.d?
Chandu : (smiling) PASSED HIGHSCHOOL with DIFFICULTY.. 😆 😆

Srry if posted before............