Impact of movies..

Impact of Movies:

Teacher :- Who is Mahatma Gandhi?

Student:- He is the one who helped
Munna Bhai to impress his girlfriend!

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Doctor:
Ye syrup 2 spoon subha,
2 dopahar,
2 raat ko,
3 din tuk lena hai

Pappu:apna dawai apna pas rakho
hamara ghar me itna spoon nahi hai.

Teacher. Bachon wada karo cigarette sharab nahi pioge.
bachey: nahi pienge.
Teacher: larkiyon ka picha nahi karoge
bachey: nahi karnge
Teacher: un par awazen nahi kaso ge.
bachey: nahi kasenge.
Teacher: apni zindagi watan par qurban karoge.
bachey: karenge,asi zindagi ka karna bhi kya hai.

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1 aadmi subha so ko utha to
dekha ke uski biwi mar gaye hai.

Wo foran kitchen me gaya or
apni beti ko galay laga kar rony laga or
bola,1 aadmi ka nashta kam banana

1 aadmi subha so ko utha to
dekha ke uski biwi mar gaye hai.

Wo foran kitchen me gaya or
apni beti ko galay laga kar rony laga or
bola,1 aadmi ka nashta kam banana

the last one was mean